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Marvel villains: woe is me! I had a bad childhood so I will fix the world by killing the innocent

Dc villains: IM A LITTLE GREMLIN WATCH ME DO WAR CRIMES HEHE
July 12, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Maybe Jeff winger was right...
Just found out that apparently last year Barenaked Ladies put out a song about cancel culture and I'm losing my mind. This song and video are both so hilariously ass.
March 23, 2025 at 3:22 PM
I don't care about the new jurassic park movie, but like, call it jurassic island or something, why is it still jurassic world? This is clearly a new story and not a sequel to the last jurassic world
February 6, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Reposted
“We must accept finite disappointment, but never lose infinite hope.”
- Dr. Martin Luther King
January 20, 2025 at 1:52 PM
For thousands of years of human history, no human ever knew what their own butthole looked like
January 20, 2025 at 1:59 PM
As someone who desperately wants a pet and who was looking at moving to another place not so long ago, this take is narrow-minded. Literally could not find a single place that allows pets of any kind. The world isn't a sitcom, and sometimes people have to make the decision of pets or affordable rent
December 30, 2024 at 3:41 AM
A sad thing I just realized with the james Gunn dc universe is that we won't get any supersons interactions like in the comics. Since by the time we will finally get to jon Kent, Damien will be at least in his 20s.
December 24, 2024 at 11:32 PM
Wait, there's only 3 more episodes. That kinda sucks, we know next episode is Eric Frankenstein backstory, and we still have doctor phosphorus and nina, so either we won't get one of their backstories or we will learn the backstory of one of the main characters during the finale.
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But don’t worry, we’ve still got plenty left this season for you. Catch new episodes of #CreatureCommandos every Thursday, with the season one finale dropping January 9 exclusively on @streamonmax.bsky.social.
December 23, 2024 at 7:31 PM
I know this is stupid but this dumb comic book movie is literally the only thing giving me hope for this dark world, especially after the election. Superman is giving me the courage and hope to dream once again.
#Superman trailer had over 250M views across all platforms

• Most-viewed trailer in Warner Bros history
• Received more views than 'Avengers: Infinity War'
December 21, 2024 at 12:05 AM
A nice reminder that as much as conservatives and fascists force it, the world will not go back, it will march on towards a more progressive, better, and fair future.
Sex workers in Belgium are now entitled to health insurance, pensions, sick days, maternity leave, safety protections and formal employment contracts under a new law.

This is the first law of its kind in the world.
December 1, 2024 at 6:33 PM
I feel like this is just a limitation of words and language, no? And the need to find a word that means experiencing a book, cuz like, reading is specifically about looking at texts. And while listening and reading a book is both valid, I would argue they provide different enough experiences....
Audiobooks count as reading.
Audiobooks count as reading.
Audiobooks count as reading.
Audiobooks count as reading.
Audiobooks count as reading.
Audiobooks count as reading.
Audiobooks count as reading.
November 22, 2024 at 6:17 PM
Went outside for the first time since the news. The birds are still chirping, it isn't the end
November 6, 2024 at 1:22 PM
"Amorphous group" They wanna say Jewish people so bad, it's crazy. They believe that Jewish elite are bringing dark skinned immigrants to take over the white race. They have always believed it, the only difference is that now the viel is just getting smaller and smaller
"It's just this amorphous group of people ... they are indeed the enemy from within" -- Trump is indulging in Infowars-level conspiracism
October 28, 2024 at 1:42 AM