Last I attended an absolutely cringe improv performance by my struggling actor friend. Not improv comedy btw but drama. He was clearly not acting but just playing himself even. Afterwards I asked chatGPT for help cus I was completely speechless and needed something nice to say

I was scrolling thru IG and noticed this picture on a rando I follow. She was serving cunt momma. I wanna be here friend

The IG marketing algorithm has been on such laser precision to my useless wants lately that I almost bought this fucking mess.
Me: ohhh I can wear my boots with my favorite pair of jeans
Bootsnake: $50 plus shipping
Me: 🤨 closes app