Last I attended an absolutely cringe improv performance by my struggling actor friend. Not improv comedy btw but drama. He was clearly not acting but just playing himself even. Afterwards I asked chatGPT for help cus I was completely speechless and needed something nice to say

Hola 👋🏽
I relapsed on Twitter but I’m back now.

I was scrolling thru IG and noticed this picture on a rando I follow. She was serving cunt momma. I wanna be here friend

We broke rank and told our friend with the AMC membership that we’re over being held hostage by his free ticket taking us to butt fucking Egypt around LA

I tried the new outlook app preview and it was basically a copy of the web browser version. Switched back immediately. I want to retire from my office job before they make it the only option 😵‍💫

Oh perro anoche i wanted that burrito with the hot hot salsa 🫣🥴🧻

My work hired my manager’s replacement without consulting me and I am perturbed

The IG marketing algorithm has been on such laser precision to my useless wants lately that I almost bought this fucking mess.
Me: ohhh I can wear my boots with my favorite pair of jeans
Bootsnake: $50 plus shipping
Me: 🤨 closes app

The important emails take forever to load on the iPhone mail app but that same daily marketing email previews in a heartbeat 🤨

It’s funny how E is reversing his verification rules so quickly. When he went after NPR & NYT I ended up signing up to their subscriptions instead.

Am I getting sick or is it allergies? AM I GETTING SICK??

no it’s just allergies 🤧

Expectations of the beta BlueSky TL:
Welcome to the computer lab
Reality:
Welcome to my art gallery

The mandalorian season finale was ummmm 🫠 well the closing credit art certainly captured the best of it

Just an average social media user. Just here to consume content and post random thoughts 🫣

This place has that 2006 new platform smell 😎