Lander
@landerk.bsky.social
UK
This seems nice.
Like ideas, people, politics and a laugh.
#FBPE (but not businesses, marketing, crypto, sex bots, religions or just plain weird)
I did say NO MARKETERS.
And now - no DMs
REALLY - NO DMS
This seems nice.
Like ideas, people, politics and a laugh.
#FBPE (but not businesses, marketing, crypto, sex bots, religions or just plain weird)
I did say NO MARKETERS.
And now - no DMs
REALLY - NO DMS
I remember!
Trying to get a girlfriend when I was 16..
Trying to get a girlfriend when I was 16..
November 17, 2025 at 1:14 PM
I remember!
Trying to get a girlfriend when I was 16..
Trying to get a girlfriend when I was 16..
Yup, cos they get heavy later on!
November 17, 2025 at 6:16 AM
Yup, cos they get heavy later on!
It really is.
Blind obedience.
Blind obedience.
November 17, 2025 at 6:08 AM
It really is.
Blind obedience.
Blind obedience.
Hell yeah.
Scoop them up onto your shoulder and walk out.
Do it now while you still can!
Scoop them up onto your shoulder and walk out.
Do it now while you still can!
November 16, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Hell yeah.
Scoop them up onto your shoulder and walk out.
Do it now while you still can!
Scoop them up onto your shoulder and walk out.
Do it now while you still can!
Ah, that's a bugger.
Still, tis better to have loved and lost..
Still, tis better to have loved and lost..
November 16, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Ah, that's a bugger.
Still, tis better to have loved and lost..
Still, tis better to have loved and lost..
I'm very happy for you.
But 'was'? Tell me you still have it!
Or don't you like washing up?
But 'was'? Tell me you still have it!
Or don't you like washing up?
November 16, 2025 at 9:47 PM
I'm very happy for you.
But 'was'? Tell me you still have it!
Or don't you like washing up?
But 'was'? Tell me you still have it!
Or don't you like washing up?
Yup, not even going to try them.
You just know they're all shite!
You just know they're all shite!
November 16, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Yup, not even going to try them.
You just know they're all shite!
You just know they're all shite!
Yes, and recommended by some very smart people, so..
November 16, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Yes, and recommended by some very smart people, so..
Stunning.
Not going to get smutty like some people!
Not going to get smutty like some people!
November 16, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Stunning.
Not going to get smutty like some people!
Not going to get smutty like some people!
Christ, they've skewed the media so badly that now Truss is relevant.
November 16, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Christ, they've skewed the media so badly that now Truss is relevant.
Mr Ben has been to the costume shop again.
Today he's going to have an adventure as a cuntry squire.
Today he's going to have an adventure as a cuntry squire.
November 16, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Mr Ben has been to the costume shop again.
Today he's going to have an adventure as a cuntry squire.
Today he's going to have an adventure as a cuntry squire.
So it's your fault, is it?
I did wonder what the hell happened..
I did wonder what the hell happened..
November 16, 2025 at 6:27 PM
So it's your fault, is it?
I did wonder what the hell happened..
I did wonder what the hell happened..
I knew Crowborough.
I don't know this Crowborough.
It's like news footage from the '70s.
I don't know this Crowborough.
It's like news footage from the '70s.
November 16, 2025 at 6:19 PM
I knew Crowborough.
I don't know this Crowborough.
It's like news footage from the '70s.
I don't know this Crowborough.
It's like news footage from the '70s.
I'm sure it's the cost.
How did he crowbar Woke into this?
How did he crowbar Woke into this?
November 16, 2025 at 5:47 PM
I'm sure it's the cost.
How did he crowbar Woke into this?
How did he crowbar Woke into this?
Generic is fine.
'washing' should cover it!
'washing' should cover it!
November 16, 2025 at 8:09 AM
Generic is fine.
'washing' should cover it!
'washing' should cover it!
What was the product?
November 16, 2025 at 7:57 AM
What was the product?
The pee stories are funnier!
November 16, 2025 at 7:56 AM
The pee stories are funnier!
Y'all ignored us screaming about the contrails for years.
November 16, 2025 at 7:00 AM
Y'all ignored us screaming about the contrails for years.
Christ, life can turn on a pin, can't it?
That's a great photo. Thank you.
I'm glad you've got each other.
That's a great photo. Thank you.
I'm glad you've got each other.
November 16, 2025 at 6:35 AM
Christ, life can turn on a pin, can't it?
That's a great photo. Thank you.
I'm glad you've got each other.
That's a great photo. Thank you.
I'm glad you've got each other.
Yep.
Those Holier Than Thou evangelicals can get in the fkg bin.
Those Holier Than Thou evangelicals can get in the fkg bin.
November 15, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Yep.
Those Holier Than Thou evangelicals can get in the fkg bin.
Those Holier Than Thou evangelicals can get in the fkg bin.
That's a really lovely tale.
So sorry your brother was disabled in his service, but it's so good you look after each other. ❤️
And you can't beat dogs for sharing love.
So sorry your brother was disabled in his service, but it's so good you look after each other. ❤️
And you can't beat dogs for sharing love.
November 15, 2025 at 10:04 PM
That's a really lovely tale.
So sorry your brother was disabled in his service, but it's so good you look after each other. ❤️
And you can't beat dogs for sharing love.
So sorry your brother was disabled in his service, but it's so good you look after each other. ❤️
And you can't beat dogs for sharing love.