iSeñor Pantleg!
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Beer Aficionado, Sports Mark, Music Knowitall, Closet Nerd, Trained pro wrestling washout who might bump for a hotdog.
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Your favorite band sucks.
#Browns #Guardians #Cavs #Sooners
Your favorite band sucks.
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I remember a time when nobody sang a wrestler's entrance theme
Me in realtime just realizing I watched Bowen Yang in his final SNL skit
December 21, 2025 at 6:21 AM
Me in realtime just realizing I watched Bowen Yang in his final SNL skit
Bama fan has always been pretty classy in my experience. Tip of the cap, they're our new Nebraska rival: a fanbase I'd buy a congratulatory beer for in defeat bc I feel like they'd do the same for us. Good luck Tide.
December 20, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Bama fan has always been pretty classy in my experience. Tip of the cap, they're our new Nebraska rival: a fanbase I'd buy a congratulatory beer for in defeat bc I feel like they'd do the same for us. Good luck Tide.
This is actually a season of success. Venables is a coach players will run thru walls for. The win/loss is elite. However, OU needs a complete overhaul of the offense. Arbuckle has to go full stop. Mateer can be a gamer, but if he's that loyal to his OC he can scat, too. BOOMER SOONER.
It wasn't the season we were expecting, but we had so much more within our grasp, see you next season
December 20, 2025 at 4:38 AM
This is actually a season of success. Venables is a coach players will run thru walls for. The win/loss is elite. However, OU needs a complete overhaul of the offense. Arbuckle has to go full stop. Mateer can be a gamer, but if he's that loyal to his OC he can scat, too. BOOMER SOONER.
27 unanswered Tide points after a 17 point lead. The feeling of euphoria to straight humiliation is real for Sooners fan.
December 20, 2025 at 3:44 AM
27 unanswered Tide points after a 17 point lead. The feeling of euphoria to straight humiliation is real for Sooners fan.
As a tax payer I'm willing to float the bill for a large crater to dump every plaque, gaudy gold decorative "T", trading card, shoes, fake medal, red hat, grease stained golf polo, and oversized tie on top of his fat rotting corpse when this is finally fucking done.
Hashtag: TrumpMemorialLandfill 🚮
Hashtag: TrumpMemorialLandfill 🚮
Trump has added plaques to his “walk of fame.” There are two plaques for Joe Biden which read like Trump’s Truth Social posts.
📸: Bernie Debusmann
📸: Bernie Debusmann
December 17, 2025 at 9:47 PM
As a tax payer I'm willing to float the bill for a large crater to dump every plaque, gaudy gold decorative "T", trading card, shoes, fake medal, red hat, grease stained golf polo, and oversized tie on top of his fat rotting corpse when this is finally fucking done.
Hashtag: TrumpMemorialLandfill 🚮
Hashtag: TrumpMemorialLandfill 🚮
"There's something in those trees..."
December 13, 2025 at 6:45 AM
"There's something in those trees..."
I could watch Toni Storm and Willow Nightingale every week #AEWDynamite
December 11, 2025 at 1:15 AM
I could watch Toni Storm and Willow Nightingale every week #AEWDynamite
Notre Dame didn't want to go to a bowl game because they just knew that they would be matched up against Texas and get their ass whooped, further proving the case that they're not even the best team left out of the playoffs.
December 8, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Notre Dame didn't want to go to a bowl game because they just knew that they would be matched up against Texas and get their ass whooped, further proving the case that they're not even the best team left out of the playoffs.
If there wasn't a reason to despise Colin Jost any more, just watch him kill it in a skit like a prime time player. As if his good looks, perfect hair, smoke-show wife, and blistering comedic writing weren't irritating enough... he can also just pop in and do shit like this effortlessly??
December 7, 2025 at 5:26 AM
If there wasn't a reason to despise Colin Jost any more, just watch him kill it in a skit like a prime time player. As if his good looks, perfect hair, smoke-show wife, and blistering comedic writing weren't irritating enough... he can also just pop in and do shit like this effortlessly??
While WWE and TKO hike up ticket prices and raise PLE subscription prices ($8 a month Peacock vs $30 ESPN app and a YouTube TV blackout), THIS is the best effort they can bother with for the Survivor Series War Games stage??
November 29, 2025 at 10:34 PM
While WWE and TKO hike up ticket prices and raise PLE subscription prices ($8 a month Peacock vs $30 ESPN app and a YouTube TV blackout), THIS is the best effort they can bother with for the Survivor Series War Games stage??
The Sooners offense is getting clowned on national television BY BOOGER MCFARLAND bc yeah... we're THAT bad.
November 29, 2025 at 10:20 PM
The Sooners offense is getting clowned on national television BY BOOGER MCFARLAND bc yeah... we're THAT bad.
Jim Cornette would keep things grounded.
Eric Bischoff would know how to market and present the product
Vince Russo would think outside the box, keep things... "interesting" to be polite.
All three would be valuable advisors, that said, give me someone younger and in touch for a start-up partner
Eric Bischoff would know how to market and present the product
Vince Russo would think outside the box, keep things... "interesting" to be polite.
All three would be valuable advisors, that said, give me someone younger and in touch for a start-up partner
November 26, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Jim Cornette would keep things grounded.
Eric Bischoff would know how to market and present the product
Vince Russo would think outside the box, keep things... "interesting" to be polite.
All three would be valuable advisors, that said, give me someone younger and in touch for a start-up partner
Eric Bischoff would know how to market and present the product
Vince Russo would think outside the box, keep things... "interesting" to be polite.
All three would be valuable advisors, that said, give me someone younger and in touch for a start-up partner
Oklahoma City Raw sign last night. It wasn't me, but If I was there I would've bought this person a beer.
November 25, 2025 at 12:19 PM
Oklahoma City Raw sign last night. It wasn't me, but If I was there I would've bought this person a beer.
I dare anyone to listen to "Thoughts And Prayers" by Drive By Truckers and keep your eyes from welling up.
November 22, 2025 at 11:41 PM
I dare anyone to listen to "Thoughts And Prayers" by Drive By Truckers and keep your eyes from welling up.
John Mateer deserves some blame for being wildly inaccurate (seriously, even his completions are snag efforts by his receivers) but he is still a duel threat talent only to be BETRAYED by Ben Arbuckle's atrocious play calling. Are they really attached to the hip, bc if we can only keep one... ...
November 22, 2025 at 8:07 PM
John Mateer deserves some blame for being wildly inaccurate (seriously, even his completions are snag efforts by his receivers) but he is still a duel threat talent only to be BETRAYED by Ben Arbuckle's atrocious play calling. Are they really attached to the hip, bc if we can only keep one... ...
Ben Arbuckle is singlehandedly making the Missouri Tigers defense look like the 85 Bears. Nice use of those stupid necklace pens, bro.
November 22, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Ben Arbuckle is singlehandedly making the Missouri Tigers defense look like the 85 Bears. Nice use of those stupid necklace pens, bro.
I kept getting a strange craving for red velvet cake and then I figured out it's because of the Houston Texans deliciously painted end zone
November 21, 2025 at 2:36 AM
I kept getting a strange craving for red velvet cake and then I figured out it's because of the Houston Texans deliciously painted end zone
And they all got themselves cleaned up before I got my "Bride of RoboCop" movie.
Hollywood was better when execs were just doing a lot of cocaine and greenlighting everything that sounded cool
November 20, 2025 at 3:50 PM
And they all got themselves cleaned up before I got my "Bride of RoboCop" movie.
Lol if they actually think trashing and burning their stupid hats will earn my forgiveness.
November 17, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Lol if they actually think trashing and burning their stupid hats will earn my forgiveness.
I swear I went through this same shit last year with the Sooners. Awesome D, inept offense; less than 20pts a game. The difference was I could tell the coach GAVE A SHIT and brass GAVE A SHIT and everyone HAD A PLAN and we ALL suffered together. If only I could say the same for the Cleveland Browns.
November 16, 2025 at 10:17 PM
I swear I went through this same shit last year with the Sooners. Awesome D, inept offense; less than 20pts a game. The difference was I could tell the coach GAVE A SHIT and brass GAVE A SHIT and everyone HAD A PLAN and we ALL suffered together. If only I could say the same for the Cleveland Browns.
The Cleveland Browns are once again trending towards that 11 point threshold for the game.
November 16, 2025 at 9:53 PM
The Cleveland Browns are once again trending towards that 11 point threshold for the game.
I'm telling my kids this is Frankenstein's monster.
November 16, 2025 at 7:52 PM
I'm telling my kids this is Frankenstein's monster.
Trying to wind my brain down from an incredible day of football so I can finish the second half of that Guillermo del Toro Frankenstein Movie. It's a pretty crazy tonal switch.
November 16, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Trying to wind my brain down from an incredible day of football so I can finish the second half of that Guillermo del Toro Frankenstein Movie. It's a pretty crazy tonal switch.
PREDICTION: the Texas Longhorns will be the first program since Georgia Tech and Tulane to voluntarily LEAVE the SEC conference to become an Independent entity like Notre Dame because they are fucking SOFFFFTTTFFFTTFT 💦
November 16, 2025 at 3:48 AM
PREDICTION: the Texas Longhorns will be the first program since Georgia Tech and Tulane to voluntarily LEAVE the SEC conference to become an Independent entity like Notre Dame because they are fucking SOFFFFTTTFFFTTFT 💦
It's only a matter of time before The Big Orange Shit Sack tweets praise for this guy, right?
November 16, 2025 at 1:03 AM
It's only a matter of time before The Big Orange Shit Sack tweets praise for this guy, right?