iSeñor Pantleg!
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Beer Aficionado, Sports Mark, Music Knowitall, Closet Nerd, Trained pro wrestling washout who might bump for a hotdog.
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I remember a time when nobody sang a wrestler's entrance theme
I kept getting a strange craving for red velvet cake and then I figured out it's because of the Houston Texans deliciously painted end zone
November 21, 2025 at 2:36 AM
I kept getting a strange craving for red velvet cake and then I figured out it's because of the Houston Texans deliciously painted end zone
And they all got themselves cleaned up before I got my "Bride of RoboCop" movie.
Hollywood was better when execs were just doing a lot of cocaine and greenlighting everything that sounded cool
November 20, 2025 at 3:50 PM
And they all got themselves cleaned up before I got my "Bride of RoboCop" movie.
Lol if they actually think trashing and burning their stupid hats will earn my forgiveness.
November 17, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Lol if they actually think trashing and burning their stupid hats will earn my forgiveness.
I swear I went through this same shit last year with the Sooners. Awesome D, inept offense; less than 20pts a game. The difference was I could tell the coach GAVE A SHIT and brass GAVE A SHIT and everyone HAD A PLAN and we ALL suffered together. If only I could say the same for the Cleveland Browns.
November 16, 2025 at 10:17 PM
I swear I went through this same shit last year with the Sooners. Awesome D, inept offense; less than 20pts a game. The difference was I could tell the coach GAVE A SHIT and brass GAVE A SHIT and everyone HAD A PLAN and we ALL suffered together. If only I could say the same for the Cleveland Browns.
The Cleveland Browns are once again trending towards that 11 point threshold for the game.
November 16, 2025 at 9:53 PM
The Cleveland Browns are once again trending towards that 11 point threshold for the game.
I'm telling my kids this is Frankenstein's monster.
November 16, 2025 at 7:52 PM
I'm telling my kids this is Frankenstein's monster.
Trying to wind my brain down from an incredible day of football so I can finish the second half of that Guillermo del Toro Frankenstein Movie. It's a pretty crazy tonal switch.
November 16, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Trying to wind my brain down from an incredible day of football so I can finish the second half of that Guillermo del Toro Frankenstein Movie. It's a pretty crazy tonal switch.
PREDICTION: the Texas Longhorns will be the first program since Georgia Tech and Tulane to voluntarily LEAVE the SEC conference to become an Independent entity like Notre Dame because they are fucking SOFFFFTTTFFFTTFT 💦
November 16, 2025 at 3:48 AM
PREDICTION: the Texas Longhorns will be the first program since Georgia Tech and Tulane to voluntarily LEAVE the SEC conference to become an Independent entity like Notre Dame because they are fucking SOFFFFTTTFFFTTFT 💦
It's only a matter of time before The Big Orange Shit Sack tweets praise for this guy, right?
November 16, 2025 at 1:03 AM
It's only a matter of time before The Big Orange Shit Sack tweets praise for this guy, right?
Thank you Facebook for the litigation settlement beer money.
November 14, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Thank you Facebook for the litigation settlement beer money.
November 13, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Whyyyyy do contractors always pull up to the house only to sit in their truck for 15 minutes before coming up to the door? It's so awkward.
November 10, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Whyyyyy do contractors always pull up to the house only to sit in their truck for 15 minutes before coming up to the door? It's so awkward.
This photo right here is the beginning of the erosion for my 35+ years of loving the Cleveland Browns. They're not just hopelessly depressing anymore like the good ol days, now they're just straight up too INFURIATING to follow. Fuck Ownership. Fuck Stefanski. Fuck Deshaun Watson. Burn it all down.
November 9, 2025 at 9:45 PM
This photo right here is the beginning of the erosion for my 35+ years of loving the Cleveland Browns. They're not just hopelessly depressing anymore like the good ol days, now they're just straight up too INFURIATING to follow. Fuck Ownership. Fuck Stefanski. Fuck Deshaun Watson. Burn it all down.
Lane Meyer > Ferris Bueller
November 9, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Lane Meyer > Ferris Bueller
The gall for someone to show weakness in front of this mush brained sack of shit
November 7, 2025 at 3:09 PM
The gall for someone to show weakness in front of this mush brained sack of shit
Tony Schiavone: There's nothing wrong with happiness, nothing wrong with positivity...
Mercedes Moné:
Mercedes Moné:
November 6, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Tony Schiavone: There's nothing wrong with happiness, nothing wrong with positivity...
Mercedes Moné:
Mercedes Moné:
Watching a live WCW Watch Party on YouTube featuring an old 93 Halloween Havoc. Man, there was some untapped gold in the tag team of Marcus Bagwell and 2 Cold Scorpio; both managed by Teddy Long as well! Unfortunately the match is against the Nasty Boys so we don't get to see their skills shine.
November 2, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Watching a live WCW Watch Party on YouTube featuring an old 93 Halloween Havoc. Man, there was some untapped gold in the tag team of Marcus Bagwell and 2 Cold Scorpio; both managed by Teddy Long as well! Unfortunately the match is against the Nasty Boys so we don't get to see their skills shine.
FFS, Kash Patel humble bragging about having a girlfriend in a thinly veiled post "defending her honor" over on Twitter...
WE ARE NOT A SERIOUS COUNTRY ANYMORE
WE ARE NOT A SERIOUS COUNTRY ANYMORE
November 2, 2025 at 11:11 PM
FFS, Kash Patel humble bragging about having a girlfriend in a thinly veiled post "defending her honor" over on Twitter...
WE ARE NOT A SERIOUS COUNTRY ANYMORE
WE ARE NOT A SERIOUS COUNTRY ANYMORE
Every time I see that OU Sooners kicker
November 2, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Every time I see that OU Sooners kicker
A nice gem from early 2000s WCW Thunder, The Cat Earnest Miller breaking Mene Gene Okerlund
October 25, 2025 at 9:28 PM
A nice gem from early 2000s WCW Thunder, The Cat Earnest Miller breaking Mene Gene Okerlund
Mateer at least can *maybe* blame that thumb. WTF is Arbuckle and his stupid dangling pens excuse?
October 25, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Mateer at least can *maybe* blame that thumb. WTF is Arbuckle and his stupid dangling pens excuse?
Sabrina Carpenter is gonna turn a lot of boys into men tonight on SNL
October 19, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Sabrina Carpenter is gonna turn a lot of boys into men tonight on SNL
Ole Miss Georgia 35 to 40 with 800 yards of offense between'em. Remember 10 years ago when the SEC honks used to clown the Big 12 for these kinds of scores? As if too much action is a bad thing and they preferred their games to end 13 to 17? Hypocrisy!!
October 18, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Ole Miss Georgia 35 to 40 with 800 yards of offense between'em. Remember 10 years ago when the SEC honks used to clown the Big 12 for these kinds of scores? As if too much action is a bad thing and they preferred their games to end 13 to 17? Hypocrisy!!
BREAKING: Mitch McConnell Narrowly Escapes Hell's Gnashing Grasp Once Again
October 18, 2025 at 7:28 PM
BREAKING: Mitch McConnell Narrowly Escapes Hell's Gnashing Grasp Once Again
With the Sooners staggered and the Browns spiralling, there's only one person left in football who I trust...
October 12, 2025 at 9:22 PM
With the Sooners staggered and the Browns spiralling, there's only one person left in football who I trust...