Lance
@lancehunter.bsky.social
I’m just a monkey, staring at a monolith…asking it to love me.
Checking my activity monitor and my food log, I managed to feed myself the exact number of calories that I burned yesterday.
Feels like hitting one of those 0.01% cheevos, but for real life.
Feels like hitting one of those 0.01% cheevos, but for real life.
July 16, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Checking my activity monitor and my food log, I managed to feed myself the exact number of calories that I burned yesterday.
Feels like hitting one of those 0.01% cheevos, but for real life.
Feels like hitting one of those 0.01% cheevos, but for real life.
The instruction manual for my refrigerator has this helpful table:
July 12, 2025 at 7:18 PM
The instruction manual for my refrigerator has this helpful table:
So, Lance, how is the whole “no caffeine” thing going for you?
July 1, 2025 at 1:46 PM
So, Lance, how is the whole “no caffeine” thing going for you?
Today I had the first service from the cleaners that I've hired for my new place. I think that means I am now officially 100% moved in. (Also, look at how fresh and how clean the place is!!!)
January 31, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Today I had the first service from the cleaners that I've hired for my new place. I think that means I am now officially 100% moved in. (Also, look at how fresh and how clean the place is!!!)
This took my entire Sunday, but at least it is finally done.
Was it worth it when 90% of what I'm gonna watch are youtube video essays???
Some questions are best left unanswered.
Was it worth it when 90% of what I'm gonna watch are youtube video essays???
Some questions are best left unanswered.
January 27, 2025 at 3:28 PM
This took my entire Sunday, but at least it is finally done.
Was it worth it when 90% of what I'm gonna watch are youtube video essays???
Some questions are best left unanswered.
Was it worth it when 90% of what I'm gonna watch are youtube video essays???
Some questions are best left unanswered.
The highways in DFW are so intense that Apple Maps turns into a full-on video game to help you navigate your drive.
December 26, 2024 at 1:07 AM
The highways in DFW are so intense that Apple Maps turns into a full-on video game to help you navigate your drive.
My mom is cleaning out her house to prepare for a renovation, so she gave me my old yearbooks. That's where I found this photo of myself, in 1996, in my high school's Internet Club.
December 26, 2024 at 12:58 AM
My mom is cleaning out her house to prepare for a renovation, so she gave me my old yearbooks. That's where I found this photo of myself, in 1996, in my high school's Internet Club.
Disney's solution to the problematic aspects of Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs is the equivalent of them deciding to do a remake of Song of the South and deciding to solve the racist aspect of the movie by making all the black characters CG.
December 3, 2024 at 10:35 PM
Disney's solution to the problematic aspects of Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs is the equivalent of them deciding to do a remake of Song of the South and deciding to solve the racist aspect of the movie by making all the black characters CG.
Color is verboten on the Hunter family Thanksgiving plate.
November 29, 2024 at 7:01 PM
Color is verboten on the Hunter family Thanksgiving plate.
Having lots of books is great the 99% of your life when you aren’t moving. That other 1% of the time is…rough.
November 29, 2024 at 12:59 AM
Having lots of books is great the 99% of your life when you aren’t moving. That other 1% of the time is…rough.
November 26, 2024 at 1:04 PM
Oof. Netflix is clearly not ready for live events.
November 16, 2024 at 3:44 AM
Oof. Netflix is clearly not ready for live events.
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #695,904!
September 17, 2024 at 1:54 AM
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #695,904!
First album I bought with my own money
August 11, 2024 at 12:07 PM
First album I bought with my own money
I cannot overstate how much I hate how Musk is ruining the reputation of my city. I'll be the first to admit that we were never quite the liberal hippie paradise that we once pretended to be, but now we've become shorthand for "place fascists go when leaving California".
July 20, 2024 at 10:11 PM
I cannot overstate how much I hate how Musk is ruining the reputation of my city. I'll be the first to admit that we were never quite the liberal hippie paradise that we once pretended to be, but now we've become shorthand for "place fascists go when leaving California".
Me and my new follower
June 7, 2024 at 12:11 AM
Me and my new follower
If you see this, I IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation.
May 28, 2024 at 10:29 AM
If you see this, I IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation.
Reading John Higgs’ book “The KLF: Chaos, Magic, and the Band who Burned a Million Pounds” on my 44th birthday and I think I just found my guiding principle for this year…
April 28, 2024 at 2:54 PM
Reading John Higgs’ book “The KLF: Chaos, Magic, and the Band who Burned a Million Pounds” on my 44th birthday and I think I just found my guiding principle for this year…
Alex Garland is an out-of-touch upper-class Englishman, and they are infamous for drawing arbitrary lines on maps to nonsensically divide places they absolutely do not understand.
April 12, 2024 at 4:04 PM
Alex Garland is an out-of-touch upper-class Englishman, and they are infamous for drawing arbitrary lines on maps to nonsensically divide places they absolutely do not understand.
A tip for my fellow Austinites as SXSW nears (screenshot due to character count)...
March 3, 2024 at 5:48 PM
A tip for my fellow Austinites as SXSW nears (screenshot due to character count)...
Joking w/ friends about Madame Web, I said "What else can Sony do? They've got no good IP. People won't go to a new Gidget movie!"
Looking at publicity from the OG Gidget, I see how wrong I was. Put Zendaya, Jacob Elordi, & Austin Butler in that thing and literally every zoomer would see it twice.
Looking at publicity from the OG Gidget, I see how wrong I was. Put Zendaya, Jacob Elordi, & Austin Butler in that thing and literally every zoomer would see it twice.
February 3, 2024 at 6:03 PM
Joking w/ friends about Madame Web, I said "What else can Sony do? They've got no good IP. People won't go to a new Gidget movie!"
Looking at publicity from the OG Gidget, I see how wrong I was. Put Zendaya, Jacob Elordi, & Austin Butler in that thing and literally every zoomer would see it twice.
Looking at publicity from the OG Gidget, I see how wrong I was. Put Zendaya, Jacob Elordi, & Austin Butler in that thing and literally every zoomer would see it twice.
Played Cyberpunk 2077 finally. Once I finished and went online to see the discussion around it, I was shocked to learn that I’m apparently one of the only people who liked the Voodoo Boys and always took their side when possible.
January 23, 2024 at 6:45 AM
Played Cyberpunk 2077 finally. Once I finished and went online to see the discussion around it, I was shocked to learn that I’m apparently one of the only people who liked the Voodoo Boys and always took their side when possible.