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Lancedapants
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Make apologies cool again
December 29, 2025 at 7:09 PM
November 19, 2025 at 7:28 PM
August 15, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Not covid so what the heck is it?? 🤒
June 9, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Eden’s garden is hella pretty ⛲️
May 18, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Can’t talk about it yet 🌊
May 15, 2025 at 1:46 AM
🌳🌳🌳
April 21, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Amen
April 12, 2025 at 5:20 PM
4 states and now I don’t even know what time it is
April 12, 2025 at 6:26 AM
百二十三
April 3, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Still waiting on those promised better days
March 17, 2025 at 9:34 PM
I just heard a man refer to his 20 dollar bills as “his fresh crispies” when he handed them to this poor lady. Yikes.
March 9, 2025 at 5:25 PM
You’ll see soon 🕶️
March 4, 2025 at 10:07 PM
🪷
February 23, 2025 at 6:04 PM
There was not a mural on the other side.
February 23, 2025 at 12:04 AM
You might have been down the drain but have you been down the gutter?
February 20, 2025 at 5:07 AM
🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷
February 18, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Acupuncture is no joke
February 16, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Great!
February 14, 2025 at 1:47 AM
The worst part about having a manic episode is truly believing that everyone has your back and supports you but one by one they all prove that isn’t the case.

Depressing as hell 🌈
February 13, 2025 at 10:58 PM
💡
February 12, 2025 at 5:40 AM
Old number is ☠️
February 11, 2025 at 8:21 PM
The robots are already taking all of our jobs!
February 9, 2025 at 4:48 PM
It’s not that I don’t know how to do these kind of things… it’s that I really dislike doing these things 🛠️
February 7, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Crooked 🌎
February 7, 2025 at 4:51 PM