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Lancedapants
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Make apologies cool again
December 29, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Stopped drinking to be happy again but I still feel like shit.

At least my liver is healthy again.
December 21, 2025 at 11:34 PM
You’d be jaded too
December 21, 2025 at 3:40 AM
& you thought it was funny 🪩

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November 30, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Sorry for calling you a buffoon.
November 21, 2025 at 10:35 PM
November 19, 2025 at 7:28 PM
You were up to no good

but so was I.
November 10, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Being shy sucks :-(
October 17, 2025 at 10:41 PM
August 15, 2025 at 11:01 PM
There is a HUGE difference between peanut butter pretzels and peanut butter with pretzels 🥨
August 1, 2025 at 5:42 AM
😈
July 2, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Not covid so what the heck is it?? 🤒
June 9, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Eden’s garden is hella pretty ⛲️
May 18, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Can’t talk about it yet 🌊
May 15, 2025 at 1:46 AM
All I really need is someone to tell me that it’s all going to be okay 500 times a day <3
May 3, 2025 at 7:22 PM
🌳🌳🌳
April 21, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Amen
April 12, 2025 at 5:20 PM
4 states and now I don’t even know what time it is
April 12, 2025 at 6:26 AM
🛫🛬
April 12, 2025 at 6:25 AM
百二十三
April 3, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Still waiting on those promised better days
March 17, 2025 at 9:34 PM
I want to be a better person.
March 11, 2025 at 3:12 AM
I just heard a man refer to his 20 dollar bills as “his fresh crispies” when he handed them to this poor lady. Yikes.
March 9, 2025 at 5:25 PM
You’ll see soon 🕶️
March 4, 2025 at 10:07 PM
It’s actually so funny how people watch the Oscar’s just to disagree and talk smack about it.

They know and love it so keep it up I guess 👍
March 3, 2025 at 11:07 PM