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He/Him/Cat Mom
Remember when everybody was talking about this before Charlie Kirk stuck his neck out?
October 24, 2025 at 3:32 AM
October 24, 2025 at 3:31 AM
October 18, 2025 at 11:05 PM
I have a sign just for him today!
October 18, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Grab ‘em by the pussy neck.
October 18, 2025 at 12:59 AM
@newsfromgoogle.bsky.social bending the knee to the Emperor with No Mind…

They should be ashamed of themselves!
October 2, 2025 at 4:23 PM
I’m drunk and sleepy and checking on why the shoes I ordered for my husband’s birthday present haven’t arrived. I hate Amazon, and we have cut our spending with them from last year by $6k, but I did NOT SEE this answer coming…
September 1, 2025 at 8:53 AM
I miss Instagram because BlueSky isn’t very crafty…

We made these out of dollar store footballs and flowers, with some 3D printed teeth.

But hopefully this gets 3 likes!
August 25, 2025 at 3:12 AM
August 16, 2025 at 7:34 PM
It absolutely breaks my heart to do this, but normalizing Trump is an unforgivable offense.

Thank goodness for Ramin.
August 13, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Proud Coloradan, right here.
July 24, 2025 at 8:33 AM
Happy Halloween Stage Blood Day to all who celebrate!

FYI - Spirit Halloween is offering a 25% discount on all fake blood with the discount code 713HOAX
July 13, 2025 at 6:23 PM
But he’s totally cool not ever talking about this one…
July 12, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Just a friendly reminder that Trump never treat tweets about this kid…

But I guess Rosie O’Donnell and her poetry is a bigger threat to the nation, then the patsy that tried to blow his head off.
July 12, 2025 at 5:33 PM
An enormous turnout in Whittier, California! Block after block after block of people that have had enough of Trump and his dystopian nightmare. Fuck Trump!
June 15, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Couldn’t have said it better myself! Fuck you, Lady G!
June 14, 2025 at 5:50 AM
Without downloading any new pictures where are you at mentally
June 12, 2025 at 5:22 AM
“Dull, glowless skin. Waddling turkey necks. Sagging, shapeless breasts. And that's just the Presidential Box.”

Death Becomes Her

…is a great show.
June 12, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Fuck Trump. Fuck ICE. Fuck Elon. Fuck JD.

And I’d say Fuck Stephen Miller, but life already has.
June 11, 2025 at 10:51 PM
The Lydia fans are so exhausting this year. I think my husband and I have just aged out.
June 7, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Kristi Noem talking tough about the January 6th folks!

Oh wait. She’s threatening the nice guys who help you get a new refrigerator from Home Depot into your house.
June 7, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Just so we are clear… There is no place in the Democratic Party for Elon Musk. He is a Nazi.

Let him keep his Nazi oligarchs, and Trump can keep his white trash Nazis; and from their splinters, a new Democratic socialist party shall rise.
June 5, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Why stop at Harvard?
May 23, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Every day there are reasons to say “Fuck Donald Trump”…

but today especially, Fuck Donald Trump.
May 16, 2025 at 7:48 PM
April 19, 2025 at 11:35 PM