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WHERE IS SHARIA LAW?!?

I WAS PROMISED SHARIA LAW!!!
November 6, 2025 at 2:17 AM
So…

Religious people mocking the No Kings Protests as “stupid, because it’s just a bunch of old people getting together on a weekend, with no real plans on how to change anything” is just a little too ironic for me.
October 24, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Remember when everybody was talking about this before Charlie Kirk stuck his neck out?
October 24, 2025 at 3:32 AM
October 18, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Grab ‘em by the pussy neck.
October 18, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Happy National Coming Out Day!

Fun fact – I accidentally came out on national coming out day in 2000. I didn’t even know it was a thing, but I guess it was meant to be.

Happy 25 years of living my best life!
October 11, 2025 at 8:25 PM
@newsfromgoogle.bsky.social bending the knee to the Emperor with No Mind…

They should be ashamed of themselves!
October 2, 2025 at 4:23 PM
People can’t afford housing and Trump thinks he’ll distract from the Epstein files by taking away IKEA…
September 26, 2025 at 5:40 AM
Just so we’re clear, I’m not Anti-ICE.

That’s too nice.

FUCK ICE.
September 24, 2025 at 9:10 PM
I’m just sayin’…

Joe Biden could have come in on Day 1 of his presidency, and said he was here to fix Donald’s mess, and that the Dems should start the 2024 primary NOW.

He is a wonderful man, but his legacy will be somewhat like RBG’s; in that being their hubris.
September 21, 2025 at 7:50 AM
CHARLIE KIRK MUST BE REMEMBERED IN THIS SPECIFIC WAY!!!

Says the people who can’t remember January 6th.
September 18, 2025 at 7:43 AM
It’s so interesting to see the right wing react with such hatred to the left, when Charlie Kirk was murdered by one of their own.

Bitch, clean your own house before you bring your white gloves to inspect mine.

But let’s be real… They’re more comfortable with the hoods than the gloves anyhow…
September 16, 2025 at 9:45 PM
I’m not a racist but I thought Busta Rhymes was Tracy Morgan.
September 8, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Trump hates Rosie O’Donnell because he knows she’s given women more orgasms than he has.

Hell, he hates that she’s given a woman an orgasm at all.
September 4, 2025 at 10:57 PM
I’m drunk and sleepy and checking on why the shoes I ordered for my husband’s birthday present haven’t arrived. I hate Amazon, and we have cut our spending with them from last year by $6k, but I did NOT SEE this answer coming…
September 1, 2025 at 8:53 AM
Account banned on Reddit because I said a racist deserved to have her ass kicked, because I was threatening “violence and physical harm”.

The Paradox of Tolerance is so fucked up.
August 28, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Pro-Tip:

If a shooter has MAGA ideologies; they are a “lone wolf”

If a shooter is Trans, then the entire Trans community is to blame.
August 27, 2025 at 8:32 PM
I miss Instagram because BlueSky isn’t very crafty…

We made these out of dollar store footballs and flowers, with some 3D printed teeth.

But hopefully this gets 3 likes!
August 25, 2025 at 3:12 AM
I don’t care what they say; there is absolutely no way in hell that the final episode of And Just Like That was meant to be the series finale.
August 18, 2025 at 6:00 AM
August 16, 2025 at 7:34 PM
It absolutely breaks my heart to do this, but normalizing Trump is an unforgivable offense.

Thank goodness for Ramin.
August 13, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Please, please, please let the rumors of Michael Crawford normalizing Donald Trump and accepting a Kennedy Center Honor be false.

A lifetime spent in musical theatre only to ruin your reputation at 84 would be such a horrible decision.
August 13, 2025 at 11:54 AM
#BigBrother should really just be called “Julie Chen’s Roommate Warriors for Christ”.

I’m about to make a ‘faith based decision’ and stop watching this bullshit.
August 8, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Realistically, if we just get rid of laws stopping people from fucking children, then Trump wouldn’t be in this mess.
July 27, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Proud Coloradan, right here.
July 24, 2025 at 8:33 AM