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@lance-james1.bsky.social
Just a normal guy in an upside down world. Happily Married
Does anyone ever wonder if at some point Marty McFly’s dad ever turned to his wife and asked why does Marty look exactly like that guy from high school?
September 13, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Apparently you can’t say idiot or ask what kind of medicine someone practices on Tiktok
April 10, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Attack plans and war plans are the same thing.
March 26, 2025 at 5:27 PM
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Shout out to Jeffrey Goldberg for reporting on this now instead of waiting two years to put it in a book.
March 24, 2025 at 10:09 PM
The Republicans DO NOT give a flying fuck about national security or hypocrisy. They also don’t care if they look like fools.
March 25, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Why do racists get mad when you call them racists?
March 3, 2025 at 3:30 AM
youtube.com
February 11, 2025 at 6:03 AM
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Lmfao
February 10, 2025 at 4:26 AM
I have never cared about getting my ass chewed at work as long as I deserve it.
February 9, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Here I was thinking I was doing a halfway decent job at work.
February 9, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Guess I won’t be watching the Super bowl if the Orange Clown is going to be there. This maybe an opportunity to resist if everyone who loathes him didn’t watch it.
February 4, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Happy birthday to this old puppy.
February 3, 2025 at 12:04 AM
How much guilt is too much for 6 million people?
January 26, 2025 at 4:24 PM
I already wish I could go back.
January 26, 2025 at 3:23 PM
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Both only want money.
January 25, 2025 at 1:46 PM
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Not me 🙋🏻‍♀️

#SheShed
January 21, 2025 at 5:10 PM
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January 21, 2025 at 11:43 AM
I didn’t use Tic Tok that much anyway.
January 19, 2025 at 10:38 PM
She does this every day.
January 9, 2025 at 3:18 PM
I am not on this platform to hookup with anyone, join the Illuminati, look at someone’s Only Fans page or whatever nonsense. If you want to send a message and ask where I live and how I am that’s fine but let’s leave it at that.
January 8, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Even though it was time for a change I still miss my old job.
January 5, 2025 at 6:49 AM
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Rest in Peace, Ricky Henderson - one of my favorite ball players of all time.

A true GOAT. Probably the most dynamic player I ever got to see play live.

And what a personality! A sad day for the baseball world. ⚾️
December 21, 2024 at 11:16 PM
A tip for NFL players don’t let go of the ball until you are 100% certain you have crossed the goal line. Look at the referee when they throw their arms up to signal touchdown should work.
December 16, 2024 at 4:05 AM