Lana Albright
@lanapalooza11.bsky.social
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📍 Chicago
📍 Chicago
Intention setting, 2026.
I think this is going to be my new tradition since I friggin hate NYE parties.
I think this is going to be my new tradition since I friggin hate NYE parties.
January 1, 2026 at 3:45 AM
Intention setting, 2026.
I think this is going to be my new tradition since I friggin hate NYE parties.
I think this is going to be my new tradition since I friggin hate NYE parties.
To whoever is saying "If you bought the Dubai chocolate, you lost 2025." I just want you to know I'm a huge fucking loser. But you know what, waking up to a whole ass chocolate bar I forgot that I bought felt like a massive win at the time.
December 30, 2025 at 7:42 PM
To whoever is saying "If you bought the Dubai chocolate, you lost 2025." I just want you to know I'm a huge fucking loser. But you know what, waking up to a whole ass chocolate bar I forgot that I bought felt like a massive win at the time.
Okay I have never heard of this man until now but let me just say he is like a mountain. A mountain I want to climb. It's his like quiet confidence laced with 'Its my job to kill' which is literally what he said. This is like a main male character in a romance novel shit. Thanks Logan Paul I guess.
December 22, 2025 at 6:26 AM
Okay I have never heard of this man until now but let me just say he is like a mountain. A mountain I want to climb. It's his like quiet confidence laced with 'Its my job to kill' which is literally what he said. This is like a main male character in a romance novel shit. Thanks Logan Paul I guess.
I almost feel a little bad about that Packers win. It was so iconic. No wonder they hate us. But... the Wisconsin girl in me is saying the bears still suck.
December 8, 2025 at 1:38 AM
I almost feel a little bad about that Packers win. It was so iconic. No wonder they hate us. But... the Wisconsin girl in me is saying the bears still suck.
We got about 6 inches of snow in Chicago and I still hate dibs more than ever. This stupid tradition somehow combines littering, laziness and lack of community care all in one selfish package. Like get your bum ass outside and shovel. It's not that bad.
November 30, 2025 at 5:25 PM
We got about 6 inches of snow in Chicago and I still hate dibs more than ever. This stupid tradition somehow combines littering, laziness and lack of community care all in one selfish package. Like get your bum ass outside and shovel. It's not that bad.
Is the wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald like the Roman Empire for Midwest guys? Like, how often do they think about this shipwreck. Cause it seems like a lot.
November 15, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Is the wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald like the Roman Empire for Midwest guys? Like, how often do they think about this shipwreck. Cause it seems like a lot.
I gotta stop watching dia de los muertes tiktoks and crying. My eyeballs are going to stop working for good.
November 3, 2025 at 9:36 PM
I gotta stop watching dia de los muertes tiktoks and crying. My eyeballs are going to stop working for good.
I just remembered I bought a $20 chocolate bar from 7/11 last night.
November 1, 2025 at 11:28 PM
I just remembered I bought a $20 chocolate bar from 7/11 last night.
I just remembered how I drank a negroni this past weekend because a very hot Italian guy ordered one and I was like, I'll just do what you're doing. and then I hated the drink but I drank it anyway and told him how good it was.
October 17, 2025 at 4:26 PM
I just remembered how I drank a negroni this past weekend because a very hot Italian guy ordered one and I was like, I'll just do what you're doing. and then I hated the drink but I drank it anyway and told him how good it was.
The best part about this is it's RIGHT downtown by the Trump tower. Lolll look at them running. The ice guy in the white cowboy kills me 😂
Chicago ICE attempted to apprehend a random delivery guy, but the delivery guy’s impressive escaping skills proved to be too much for the goons
September 30, 2025 at 12:53 AM
The best part about this is it's RIGHT downtown by the Trump tower. Lolll look at them running. The ice guy in the white cowboy kills me 😂
Why are there SO many people that want to climb Mount Everest
September 29, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Why are there SO many people that want to climb Mount Everest
I am fucking overjoyed to see that the savannah bananas have a marching band now.
September 20, 2025 at 8:01 AM
I am fucking overjoyed to see that the savannah bananas have a marching band now.
Every day is somehow worst than the last
September 19, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Every day is somehow worst than the last
When do the aliens get here again
September 13, 2025 at 4:09 AM
When do the aliens get here again
No one follows me here so I can be arrogant and post my hot artsy selfies
September 13, 2025 at 2:17 AM
No one follows me here so I can be arrogant and post my hot artsy selfies
It's cool that we just got into a trade and tariff war with our best friends and closest allies.
February 2, 2025 at 3:26 AM
It's cool that we just got into a trade and tariff war with our best friends and closest allies.
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it’s so insane to me that people work for ICE like did you watch star wars and think man i want to be like the guys in the plastic white suits who can’t aim for shit
January 25, 2025 at 1:05 AM
it’s so insane to me that people work for ICE like did you watch star wars and think man i want to be like the guys in the plastic white suits who can’t aim for shit
Earl can't speak with words and yet he says so much with his icy, judgemental glares.
January 22, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Earl can't speak with words and yet he says so much with his icy, judgemental glares.
Oh my god I'm going to watch tiktok until my eyeballs fall out of my head like on strings
January 20, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Oh my god I'm going to watch tiktok until my eyeballs fall out of my head like on strings
I'm so sad about Tiktok. 😭
January 19, 2025 at 4:30 AM
I'm so sad about Tiktok. 😭
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I think about this a lot as I'm panicking in my shower.
November 24, 2024 at 3:16 PM
I think about this a lot as I'm panicking in my shower.
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