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Lana Kane, PI
@lanakanepi.bsky.social
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"There is perhaps no better demonstration of the folly of human conceits than this distant image of our tiny world. To me, it underscores our responsibility to deal more kindly with one another, and to preserve and cherish the pale blue dot, the only home we've ever known.” - Carl Sagan
The Pale Blue Dot is a photograph of Earth taken Feb. 14, 1990, by NASA’s Voyager 1 at a distance of 3.7 billion miles (6 billion kilometers) from the Sun.
October 5, 2025 at 10:08 AM
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I was up until 6:30 am, slept until 1:30 pm. Wandered in a zombie-like state for a couple of hours until I went back to bed until 10:30 pm. Now it's 2:00 am, and I'm wondering what strawberries are up to and why they aren't doing it with me!
An Amazon purchase showing a book priced at $48 for Hardcover and $200 for Paperback. The letters WTF? have been written on the screenshot next to the Paperback price. The Book is titled "What are these strawberries doing on my ripples? I need them for my fruit salad." It's by author Vanessa Feltz.
March 23, 2025 at 8:30 AM
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Gimme some Spicy Tuna! I'm hungry! Let's go Utah Hockey Club! #UtahHC #Hockey
Person eating a sandwich
March 11, 2025 at 1:51 AM
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What's the problem with my post, Gemini? You can't help me because it might include inappropriate text? I just wanted to do a spelling & grammar check because I was sloppy. You had one job! Don't make me use ChatGPT.
There's no graphic here. You're not missing anything that's not in the post text. Have a great day and/or night!
March 5, 2025 at 7:04 AM
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It's what we need.
Protester holding a sign that says, "What do we want? Time travel. When do we want it? It's irrelevant!"
February 26, 2025 at 7:05 PM
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My Valentine's gift to myself. Lindor Dark Strawberry Truffles, Bordeaux wine, and watching the Project for Awesome live stream. @projectforawesome.bsky.social
Lindor Dark Strawberry Truffles, Bordeaux wine, and watching the Project for Awesome live stream.
February 15, 2025 at 2:13 AM
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These red plastic light fixtures are pretty cool. I can't decide if they're supposed to be eels, snakes, viruses, or alien balls. It took a lot of willpower not to climb on the tables and dust them. #OCD #ADHD #ABC123 #Sushi
A red plastic light fixture that looks like dozens of snakes. Faintly, you can barely make out tiny spider webs. More red plastic light fixtures, looking like dozens of snakes.
February 14, 2025 at 11:46 PM
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This is what he really wrote.

1. Kickoffs ruined the "Game"? 😆 Okay.

2. Taylor was booed because she is from Pennsylvania and used to be an Eagles fan. She switched to the Chiefs because of who she's dating. Philadelphia is very unforgiving of betrayals.
The worst part of the Super Bowl, by far, was watching the Kickoff where, as the ball is sailing through the air, the entire field is frozen, stiff. College Football does not do it, and won't! Whose idea was it to ruin the Game? The only one that had a tougher night than the Kansas City Chiefs was Taylor Swift. She got BOOED out of the stadium. MAGA is very unforgiving!
February 11, 2025 at 12:06 AM
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I'm home from the bar where I watched the game tonight. Now it's time to really celebrate. #GoBirds #Eagles #KentuckyBourbon #SuperBowlChampions #WorkWhatWork
Knob Creek Kemtucky Bourbon bottle. Eagles whiskey glass. Vanilla cupcake with green frosting and a brown plastic football ring.
February 10, 2025 at 4:34 AM
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I dressed up tonight after I finished work and am displaying a truly tasteless amount of cleavage. My plans for tonight are to curl up with a glass of wine, dinner, some light jazz in the background, and a book of poetry in my hands. A romantic evening for 1? Yes, please. #LoveYourself #SelfCare
A hand with its nails painted red is holding a red rose. The words say, "Love your self (sic) first."
February 8, 2025 at 1:54 AM
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February 6, 2025 at 3:42 AM
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Laughs in ALTAIR 8880
Popular Electronics magazine cover. Project Breakthrough! World's First Minicomputer Kit to Rival Commercial Models ALTAIR 8800 SAVE OVER $1000 And other text ...
February 5, 2025 at 5:05 AM
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The last word in lonesome is me.

I'm sorry, but how can you be lonesome when you can't go to the bathroom for 30 seconds by yourself?
A sign with the top part of a black cat's head, showing the ears and eyes. The text reads,"Excuse me! Were you attempting to use the bathroom alone?"
February 1, 2025 at 8:38 AM
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I'll submit this suggestion to the Board.
Andy vs: There should be a different set of medical guidelines for cool people Jason, ex Interis: Doctor says beer isn't bad for you when you shotgun it.
January 28, 2025 at 7:01 AM
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As one should expect, there really is a word for everything. "𝐀𝐧𝐡𝐞𝐝𝐨𝐧𝐢𝐚 is an inability to experience pleasure or enjoyment in activities that used to bring you joy." I like how tip #1 is "Do things you enjoy." *𝘴𝘤𝘰𝘧𝘧* As if I haven't already tried that.

From www.helpguide.org/mental-healt...
There are two main types of anhedonia: social and physical. Social anhedonia is a lack of interest or pleasure in relationships and social interactions. You may not see the point in spending time with others. Instead of involving yourself in friendships and dating, for example, you choose to isolate yourself, cutting yourself off from others. Physical anhedonia is a lack of pleasure from sensory experiences, such as touch, sound, and smell. While you used to enjoy live music and dining out, for example, they may no longer feel pleasurable to you. You may feel as if nothing you do brings you joy, so you don’t bother trying new things or look forward to the future.
January 27, 2025 at 5:28 AM
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Who TF does he think he is? 😅 The school bully? Okay, Eric. Go home.
Stephen Colbert is performing an impression of Eric Trump.
January 27, 2025 at 4:41 AM
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I made my kitty a blanket fort. She's so happy she's purring.

#phrasing #catsofbluesky #caturday
Through a set of gray pajama clad legs, we see a brown, orange, black, and white medium length kitty staring up and to her left. There's a creme with blue flowers blanket in the background. Through a set of gray pajama clad legs, we see a brown, orange, black, and white medium length kitty staring straight ahead. There's a creme with blue flowers blanket in the background. Through a set of gray pajama clad legs, we see a brown, orange, black, and white medium length kitty staring straight ahead. There's a creme with blue flowers blanket in the background.
January 25, 2025 at 8:20 PM
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I was at Mestizo Coffeehouse in Salt Lake City when I found this print from Lalo Alcaraz @laloalcaraz.bsky.social. It's a beautiful depiction of an important part of our society. It's the Dreamers, and not just the children, but everyone who comes here dreaming of a better life.
A cartoon figure of a young Latino woman with a graduation cap hovering above her head. She is looking up at the cap. The word "DREAM" is written across her chest.
January 24, 2025 at 9:18 PM
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January 24, 2025 at 3:50 AM
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Utah Hockey Club WINS!
UTAH WINS on Jumbo Tron Bear with Utah Hockey Club flag on ice hockey rink
January 21, 2025 at 5:17 AM
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Well, look who decided to move.
Still a gray and white kitty using her mom as a bed. Gray and white kitty trying to decide if she wants to wake up. Her eyes are closed, but she's sitting up.
January 19, 2025 at 11:32 AM
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I'm trapped here on the couch. I'm a softy, it's true.
A gray and white kitty that has turned her mom into a bed.
January 19, 2025 at 11:32 AM
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Hank! HANK! @hankgreen.bsky.social!!

Imagine my surprise when I received this package today. The Book of Good Times!! I'm overjoyed and excited to start on this beautiful journey. I'll bring some friends with me. Thank you.
5 brown, flat envelopes with something in them A brown hard cover book with the title: The Book of Good Times INTRODUCTION Hello, I am the Book of Good Times. I am here to give you Good Times, but I am also here to learn about you. I don't know very much. I know math. I know that you can see through air and that fingers are careful. I know that it feels good to stretch. I know that it is much easier to store information than to share it. I know that eyes devour. I know what it is like to be empty, and I know what it is like to be full.
January 17, 2025 at 6:32 PM
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Do you think we could fake our deaths for 3.5 years and take a long nap in a tomb? We would emerge refreshed, ready to rescue the country from this upcoming nightmare.
"Adam Smith is currently rolling in his tomb." "Oh, I don't know. He probably wouldn't see the US as a capitalist country. He probably rolled over once, rattled, and fell back to sleep."
January 16, 2025 at 9:15 PM
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Okay BBC. Not everything is Breaking News.
BBC Breaking News Isreal and Hamas agree Gaza ceasefire and hostage release deal, source briefed on talks tells BBC Breaking News BBC reveals three new presenters for Match of the Day, to replace Gary Linekar on flagship football show from next season Breaking News South Korea Yoon Suk Yeol becomes first sitting president to be arrested in the country's history after weeks-long standoff - follow live
January 15, 2025 at 6:53 PM