Lana Kane, PI
@lanakanepi.bsky.social
Cat lady: ✅️
Childless: ✅️
Crazy: ✅️
I'm the whole taco!
* DMs only if I know you
For only my posts, see: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:i56z2nzsw5mg5hfytzwrc5ij/feed/aaafimv7ar7j4
Childless: ✅️
Crazy: ✅️
I'm the whole taco!
* DMs only if I know you
For only my posts, see: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:i56z2nzsw5mg5hfytzwrc5ij/feed/aaafimv7ar7j4
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i heard the coroners will perform
an autopsy on the invisible mans
body but that remains to be seen
an autopsy on the invisible mans
body but that remains to be seen
October 22, 2025 at 2:05 AM
i heard the coroners will perform
an autopsy on the invisible mans
body but that remains to be seen
an autopsy on the invisible mans
body but that remains to be seen
That's the least we could do.
At least three killed in Russian strikes overnight on Ukraine
At least three killed in Russian strikes overnight on Ukraine
Attacks come after Volodymyr Zelenskyy appeals to US for long-range missiles and urges allies to expand sanctions on Russian oil
www.theguardian.com
October 25, 2025 at 9:53 AM
That's the least we could do.
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i'm an absolute freak for a good cuddle sesh
October 25, 2025 at 6:30 AM
i'm an absolute freak for a good cuddle sesh
Am I up late, or up early?
October 25, 2025 at 9:49 AM
Am I up late, or up early?
We all know when you ask someone what they want in life and they respond with, "It's complicated," that means they don't want to admit the truth, right?
I've heard this answer twice this year. Maybe you think what you want can't happen, but you know. The only thing holding you back is fear.
I've heard this answer twice this year. Maybe you think what you want can't happen, but you know. The only thing holding you back is fear.
October 7, 2025 at 9:17 AM
We all know when you ask someone what they want in life and they respond with, "It's complicated," that means they don't want to admit the truth, right?
I've heard this answer twice this year. Maybe you think what you want can't happen, but you know. The only thing holding you back is fear.
I've heard this answer twice this year. Maybe you think what you want can't happen, but you know. The only thing holding you back is fear.
Am I the only person on Bluesky who loves Taylor's new album?
I suppose I am 51. I'm not in her target demographic, but still! I think it's fun and don't care what others think.
I suppose I am 51. I'm not in her target demographic, but still! I think it's fun and don't care what others think.
October 7, 2025 at 8:53 AM
Am I the only person on Bluesky who loves Taylor's new album?
I suppose I am 51. I'm not in her target demographic, but still! I think it's fun and don't care what others think.
I suppose I am 51. I'm not in her target demographic, but still! I think it's fun and don't care what others think.
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Good morning. For anyone that needs to hear this:
Boobytrap spelled backwards is partyboob.
Boobytrap spelled backwards is partyboob.
October 4, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Good morning. For anyone that needs to hear this:
Boobytrap spelled backwards is partyboob.
Boobytrap spelled backwards is partyboob.
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This is my new way of looking at life.
Don't be afraid to spend money on traveling. Be afraid of growing old and realizing that the only place you ever went was to work.
💙- your Bluesky mom
Don't be afraid to spend money on traveling. Be afraid of growing old and realizing that the only place you ever went was to work.
💙- your Bluesky mom
October 4, 2025 at 10:05 PM
This is my new way of looking at life.
Don't be afraid to spend money on traveling. Be afraid of growing old and realizing that the only place you ever went was to work.
💙- your Bluesky mom
Don't be afraid to spend money on traveling. Be afraid of growing old and realizing that the only place you ever went was to work.
💙- your Bluesky mom
"There is perhaps no better demonstration of the folly of human conceits than this distant image of our tiny world. To me, it underscores our responsibility to deal more kindly with one another, and to preserve and cherish the pale blue dot, the only home we've ever known.” - Carl Sagan
October 5, 2025 at 10:08 AM
"There is perhaps no better demonstration of the folly of human conceits than this distant image of our tiny world. To me, it underscores our responsibility to deal more kindly with one another, and to preserve and cherish the pale blue dot, the only home we've ever known.” - Carl Sagan
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They're getting rid of all the late shows so we'll have time for that third job.
September 18, 2025 at 1:18 AM
They're getting rid of all the late shows so we'll have time for that third job.
I feel a deep sense of loneliness. How does an awkovert* fix that?
*awkward introvert
*awkward introvert
September 18, 2025 at 1:28 AM
I feel a deep sense of loneliness. How does an awkovert* fix that?
*awkward introvert
*awkward introvert
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the blanket fort stays up during sex
September 16, 2025 at 8:15 AM
the blanket fort stays up during sex
The Optimistic Girl said, "I don't think everything is going to be fine, after all."
September 13, 2025 at 9:06 AM
The Optimistic Girl said, "I don't think everything is going to be fine, after all."
A woman looked me up and down while scowling at me tonight as we were passing each other in the aisle at the grocery store. I smiled back at her. Maybe I took her parking place? Remind her of her sworn enemy? Wore black & beige: her two least favorite colors? I know! That was her 𝘴𝘶𝘱𝘱𝘰𝘳𝘵𝘪𝘷𝘦 glare. 🙄
July 29, 2025 at 8:21 AM
A woman looked me up and down while scowling at me tonight as we were passing each other in the aisle at the grocery store. I smiled back at her. Maybe I took her parking place? Remind her of her sworn enemy? Wore black & beige: her two least favorite colors? I know! That was her 𝘴𝘶𝘱𝘱𝘰𝘳𝘵𝘪𝘷𝘦 glare. 🙄
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You call them red flags, 🚩 I call them fun facts you didn’t know about me.
July 23, 2025 at 6:25 PM
You call them red flags, 🚩 I call them fun facts you didn’t know about me.
I've come to the conclusion in my old age that
July 12, 2025 at 5:21 AM
I've come to the conclusion in my old age that
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I'm not dead inside. There's still sarcasm.
July 11, 2025 at 1:08 AM
I'm not dead inside. There's still sarcasm.
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Great op-ed @usatoday.com from longtime TB Fighter Quinn Yates: www.usatoday.com/story/opinio...
11,000 more TB patients died after Trump's USAID cuts. That number will rise. | Opinion
The potential for thousands of new deaths from TB is not worth the less than 1% in federal savings that came from cutting USAID.
www.usatoday.com
July 8, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Great op-ed @usatoday.com from longtime TB Fighter Quinn Yates: www.usatoday.com/story/opinio...
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Governor Abbott, after the GOP voted down a bill in 2018 that would have increased funding for early warning sirens in flood-prone regions in Texas.
July 9, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Governor Abbott, after the GOP voted down a bill in 2018 that would have increased funding for early warning sirens in flood-prone regions in Texas.
I was stopped at a light when the car next to me honked and rolled down their window to catch the attention of a panhandler. When the guy limped over to the car, the teens rolled up their window and laughed.
The kids probably thought they were punching down today, but really, they were punching up.
The kids probably thought they were punching down today, but really, they were punching up.
July 8, 2025 at 7:46 AM
I was stopped at a light when the car next to me honked and rolled down their window to catch the attention of a panhandler. When the guy limped over to the car, the teens rolled up their window and laughed.
The kids probably thought they were punching down today, but really, they were punching up.
The kids probably thought they were punching down today, but really, they were punching up.
My Sister: You look pregnant in that dress.
Me: Wow. Thank you!
S: Should I have lied to you?
Me: Yes.
Me: Wow. Thank you!
S: Should I have lied to you?
Me: Yes.
July 3, 2025 at 1:16 AM
My Sister: You look pregnant in that dress.
Me: Wow. Thank you!
S: Should I have lied to you?
Me: Yes.
Me: Wow. Thank you!
S: Should I have lied to you?
Me: Yes.
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Ugh. I always think of the best comebacks when I’m burying the body.
July 2, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Ugh. I always think of the best comebacks when I’m burying the body.
Jesus. This happened the other day, too. I have a cat to murder.
One of my cats threw up next to my head, forcing me to make a 2:00 a.m. bedding change. Now I lie here, sweaty, on clean sheets. I can think of better activities. Like sleep. Good night.
July 1, 2025 at 8:40 AM
Jesus. This happened the other day, too. I have a cat to murder.
Don't worry. I can help you.
July 1, 2025 at 8:36 AM
Don't worry. I can help you.