Laminar
laminar.bsky.social
Laminar
@laminar.bsky.social
Environmental consultant with a case of weird brain. Secret real opinion account as my clients would likely burn me at the stake if they knew I wasn't right wing.

I believe nobody should live in poverty.
Got a 1985 Vemcolite VL-4 dual bulb drafting light to provide light when I get high as hell and play with my synth shit late at night. Only paid 35 bucks

The industrial design on this thing is goddamn amazing. Was used by a drafter that is now retired and used it his whole damn career.
November 5, 2023 at 3:55 PM
Friend dropped off homemade salsa and peppers, some of which they grew in an aerogarden I lent them. Def owe them.
October 2, 2023 at 11:17 PM
American's just know have gotten All Dressed, but they still do not know the wonder of Zesty doritos.

Unreal it hasn't made it south of the border, objectively better than nacho cheese imo
September 30, 2023 at 6:02 PM
Got invited to an "Autism in the Workplace" meeting and my first thought was "they know".

Turns out it is an educational session for leadership for how to work with autistic team members.
September 20, 2023 at 9:52 PM
August 23, 2023 at 11:44 PM
Ripley has a powerful napping posture
August 17, 2023 at 2:38 PM
yes and it worked
August 15, 2023 at 10:07 PM
Monday selfie, just heard the phrase "leadership chain" in a meeting
August 14, 2023 at 5:09 PM
Defeat that smiling bitch forever. Memorized this years ago and have impressed small children and idiots ever since. Completing using machine learning, works well.
August 13, 2023 at 2:37 PM
August 13, 2023 at 2:33 PM
Was going through some old files to find some info and found this so though I would post it. Diavik Diamond Mine, NWT circa 2013ish.

Nothing like the tundra.
August 8, 2023 at 7:36 PM
Happy Natal day, my posting is going to become powerful
August 6, 2023 at 9:52 PM
You: I'm gonna roast this guy using wire nuts.

Me, responding to hypothetical shitpost: fuck you fuck you fine

-hauls out all the soldering bullshit
August 6, 2023 at 7:18 PM
Baby brain: These connectors are different.

Me: nothing wire nuts won't fix
August 6, 2023 at 7:07 PM
August 6, 2023 at 6:52 PM
Fuck yeah bud
August 3, 2023 at 5:53 PM
Rare Laminar selfie
August 1, 2023 at 6:59 PM
August 1, 2023 at 6:53 PM
Just learned about the humster. If you have gotten IVF they might have tested the sperm with a hamster ova?

This sounds like a Cannon movie plot
July 30, 2023 at 11:00 PM
July 28, 2023 at 11:50 PM
Don't even know how she snugged in like that
July 24, 2023 at 11:46 PM
Real gamers have BBQs with rgb lights
July 24, 2023 at 9:26 PM