Laminar
@laminar.bsky.social
Environmental consultant with a case of weird brain. Secret real opinion account as my clients would likely burn me at the stake if they knew I wasn't right wing.
I believe nobody should live in poverty.
I believe nobody should live in poverty.
Got a 1985 Vemcolite VL-4 dual bulb drafting light to provide light when I get high as hell and play with my synth shit late at night. Only paid 35 bucks
The industrial design on this thing is goddamn amazing. Was used by a drafter that is now retired and used it his whole damn career.
The industrial design on this thing is goddamn amazing. Was used by a drafter that is now retired and used it his whole damn career.
November 5, 2023 at 3:55 PM
Got a 1985 Vemcolite VL-4 dual bulb drafting light to provide light when I get high as hell and play with my synth shit late at night. Only paid 35 bucks
The industrial design on this thing is goddamn amazing. Was used by a drafter that is now retired and used it his whole damn career.
The industrial design on this thing is goddamn amazing. Was used by a drafter that is now retired and used it his whole damn career.
Skipping out on getting surfaced with a client to do my favourite thing in a strange city, walk around aimlessly furiously hitting my weed pen
October 20, 2023 at 1:00 AM
Skipping out on getting surfaced with a client to do my favourite thing in a strange city, walk around aimlessly furiously hitting my weed pen
Friend dropped off homemade salsa and peppers, some of which they grew in an aerogarden I lent them. Def owe them.
October 2, 2023 at 11:17 PM
Friend dropped off homemade salsa and peppers, some of which they grew in an aerogarden I lent them. Def owe them.
American's just know have gotten All Dressed, but they still do not know the wonder of Zesty doritos.
Unreal it hasn't made it south of the border, objectively better than nacho cheese imo
Unreal it hasn't made it south of the border, objectively better than nacho cheese imo
September 30, 2023 at 6:02 PM
American's just know have gotten All Dressed, but they still do not know the wonder of Zesty doritos.
Unreal it hasn't made it south of the border, objectively better than nacho cheese imo
Unreal it hasn't made it south of the border, objectively better than nacho cheese imo
Realized I subconsciously gave my cyberpunk character the same boobs, nipples and pubic hair as my wife.
I feel like I should get some kind of wife guy award.
I feel like I should get some kind of wife guy award.
September 25, 2023 at 10:39 PM
Realized I subconsciously gave my cyberpunk character the same boobs, nipples and pubic hair as my wife.
I feel like I should get some kind of wife guy award.
I feel like I should get some kind of wife guy award.
Hooking coworkers up with job offers at other firms is a very hilarious way to get them raises when they have been told no.
Very funny this is rewarded more than loyalty.
Very funny this is rewarded more than loyalty.
September 21, 2023 at 6:48 PM
Hooking coworkers up with job offers at other firms is a very hilarious way to get them raises when they have been told no.
Very funny this is rewarded more than loyalty.
Very funny this is rewarded more than loyalty.
Got invited to an "Autism in the Workplace" meeting and my first thought was "they know".
Turns out it is an educational session for leadership for how to work with autistic team members.
Turns out it is an educational session for leadership for how to work with autistic team members.
September 20, 2023 at 9:52 PM
Got invited to an "Autism in the Workplace" meeting and my first thought was "they know".
Turns out it is an educational session for leadership for how to work with autistic team members.
Turns out it is an educational session for leadership for how to work with autistic team members.
Life has literally gotten better since I have amassed a collection of lubricants, tapes/coatings and glues of the right variety. Everything runs smooth, everything to sticks (or doesn't) to what it should and if something malfunctions very likely the solution is there.
August 29, 2023 at 12:30 AM
Life has literally gotten better since I have amassed a collection of lubricants, tapes/coatings and glues of the right variety. Everything runs smooth, everything to sticks (or doesn't) to what it should and if something malfunctions very likely the solution is there.
Fucked up what's happening in Yellowknife, lots of people I know in the Evac. These climate change weather events are scary at hell and they have just started.
August 17, 2023 at 10:43 PM
Fucked up what's happening in Yellowknife, lots of people I know in the Evac. These climate change weather events are scary at hell and they have just started.
Ripley has a powerful napping posture
August 17, 2023 at 2:38 PM
Ripley has a powerful napping posture
Was hungry and gambled on some sketchy feta for a burg last night. I lost.
Days like this make me so happy I bought a fancy bidet.
Days like this make me so happy I bought a fancy bidet.
August 16, 2023 at 6:55 PM
Was hungry and gambled on some sketchy feta for a burg last night. I lost.
Days like this make me so happy I bought a fancy bidet.
Days like this make me so happy I bought a fancy bidet.
I love having something I don't understand break, and then taking it apart and fixing it. Underrated simple pleasure.
August 15, 2023 at 8:13 PM
I love having something I don't understand break, and then taking it apart and fixing it. Underrated simple pleasure.
Considering how bored I am of making fun of NFT's I really want to see how much those slurp juice apes are worth in TYOOL 2023. I bet nothing.
August 14, 2023 at 8:53 PM
Considering how bored I am of making fun of NFT's I really want to see how much those slurp juice apes are worth in TYOOL 2023. I bet nothing.
Monday selfie, just heard the phrase "leadership chain" in a meeting
August 14, 2023 at 5:09 PM
Monday selfie, just heard the phrase "leadership chain" in a meeting
Defeat that smiling bitch forever. Memorized this years ago and have impressed small children and idiots ever since. Completing using machine learning, works well.
August 13, 2023 at 2:37 PM
Defeat that smiling bitch forever. Memorized this years ago and have impressed small children and idiots ever since. Completing using machine learning, works well.
The cool thing about searching for bootlicker pictures to reply to assholes with is a wild amount of gay military bdsm style porn with pictures to choose from.
Always find it facilitating when I came across an obvious fetish I've never thought about before.
Always find it facilitating when I came across an obvious fetish I've never thought about before.
August 13, 2023 at 2:35 PM
The cool thing about searching for bootlicker pictures to reply to assholes with is a wild amount of gay military bdsm style porn with pictures to choose from.
Always find it facilitating when I came across an obvious fetish I've never thought about before.
Always find it facilitating when I came across an obvious fetish I've never thought about before.
As I have gone more left politically I've unfortunately become a better consultant, because when you understand the system is rigged it is so much easier to game.
If you assume malicious boundary conditions, it makes the outcome easier to predict.
If you assume malicious boundary conditions, it makes the outcome easier to predict.
August 10, 2023 at 7:52 PM
As I have gone more left politically I've unfortunately become a better consultant, because when you understand the system is rigged it is so much easier to game.
If you assume malicious boundary conditions, it makes the outcome easier to predict.
If you assume malicious boundary conditions, it makes the outcome easier to predict.
Was going through some old files to find some info and found this so though I would post it. Diavik Diamond Mine, NWT circa 2013ish.
Nothing like the tundra.
Nothing like the tundra.
August 8, 2023 at 7:36 PM
Was going through some old files to find some info and found this so though I would post it. Diavik Diamond Mine, NWT circa 2013ish.
Nothing like the tundra.
Nothing like the tundra.
Target shooting is just golf for rural people. Shame gun culture is so fucked up because punching holes in paper is exactly the same skills as golf imo. Knowing your own body and reading the hole/wind.
Wasn't until I came south that I learned how fucked up gun culture was. Bloody southerners.
Wasn't until I came south that I learned how fucked up gun culture was. Bloody southerners.
August 8, 2023 at 7:32 PM
Target shooting is just golf for rural people. Shame gun culture is so fucked up because punching holes in paper is exactly the same skills as golf imo. Knowing your own body and reading the hole/wind.
Wasn't until I came south that I learned how fucked up gun culture was. Bloody southerners.
Wasn't until I came south that I learned how fucked up gun culture was. Bloody southerners.
Happy Natal day, my posting is going to become powerful
August 6, 2023 at 9:52 PM
Happy Natal day, my posting is going to become powerful
You: I'm gonna roast this guy using wire nuts.
Me, responding to hypothetical shitpost: fuck you fuck you fine
-hauls out all the soldering bullshit
Me, responding to hypothetical shitpost: fuck you fuck you fine
-hauls out all the soldering bullshit
August 6, 2023 at 7:18 PM
You: I'm gonna roast this guy using wire nuts.
Me, responding to hypothetical shitpost: fuck you fuck you fine
-hauls out all the soldering bullshit
Me, responding to hypothetical shitpost: fuck you fuck you fine
-hauls out all the soldering bullshit
Baby brain: These connectors are different.
Me: nothing wire nuts won't fix
Me: nothing wire nuts won't fix
August 6, 2023 at 7:07 PM
Baby brain: These connectors are different.
Me: nothing wire nuts won't fix
Me: nothing wire nuts won't fix
I detest plastic cladding. Utility have to torque it to the point you feel like it will break to remove it.
August 6, 2023 at 6:52 PM
I detest plastic cladding. Utility have to torque it to the point you feel like it will break to remove it.