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mary
@lambnotincluded.bsky.social
she/her | grad student (allegedly)
ingesting enough caffeine today to kill a small dog 👍🏻
idk man im starting to think conventional career success is impossible without consistent stimulant abuse
December 16, 2025 at 11:17 PM
my most millennial take is that every good pop punk song has already been written
December 16, 2025 at 11:12 PM
GOD OWES ME MONEY
November 24, 2025 at 9:02 PM
in other news. lash clusters are sensory hell
November 9, 2025 at 8:36 PM
i love the look of a bats nest sm but i cant bring myself to do that to my curls, they get tangled enough on their own already...one night at the goth club n they'd have to drop me at a hairdresser to have my head shaved like a stray w matted fur
November 9, 2025 at 8:35 PM
bryan garris and taylor glasgow getting engaged is my taylor swift and travis kelce
October 29, 2025 at 3:58 PM
being into extreme music subgenres is fun bc u inevitably find yourself listening to shit that is arguably not even music anymore
September 4, 2025 at 4:40 PM
idk man im starting to think conventional career success is impossible without consistent stimulant abuse
September 3, 2025 at 4:17 PM
fall out boy could have written hey jude but the beatles never could have written dance, dance
August 28, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Reposted by mary
My brain is pasghetti
July 30, 2025 at 6:39 PM
sometimes u hear a song so good you're like "nah this needs to be part of my anatomy" yknow
i wish i could inject riffs intravenously
July 21, 2025 at 12:19 PM
i wish i could inject riffs intravenously
July 21, 2025 at 12:14 PM
bish bash bosh is the british equivalent of bada bing bada boom
July 15, 2025 at 8:12 PM
id like to think im usually pretty understanding when people hate on music i like and i get that music/art is totally subjective etc etc but i truly cannot accept that anyone could dislike fleshwater. how could u listen to Closet or Kiss the Ladder and not think its the coolest shit youve ever heard
July 15, 2025 at 1:35 PM
fuck ticketmaster all my homies hate ticketmaster
July 2, 2025 at 9:09 AM
knocked loose is the only band that im still an honest to god fangirl for
June 26, 2025 at 7:18 PM
bryan garris walked past me at outbreak fest yesterday and i just hope he didnt see my face when i realized it was him
June 16, 2025 at 3:22 PM
how it feels to be finishing my phd on an extension when the rest of the cohort is submitting this summer
June 3, 2025 at 7:28 PM
not having any of my friends in close proximity is i think the worst thing that's ever happened to me
June 3, 2025 at 7:21 PM
I MISS WARPED TOUR
June 3, 2025 at 1:30 PM
ugly crying to revelator by deafheaven wby
May 13, 2025 at 7:28 PM
one thing abt me is im gonna 🔂
May 8, 2025 at 1:42 PM
when the summery song is wistful yet melancholy 😈😈
May 8, 2025 at 1:13 PM
me, my shower pepsi & my bluetooth speaker 🤞🏻 inseparable
May 5, 2025 at 7:02 PM
my schedule these days is just

wake up
make smoothie
bus to campus
work for 11 hours
bus home
listen to butt rock
sleep
March 26, 2025 at 9:08 PM