mary
@lambnotincluded.bsky.social
she/her | grad student (allegedly)
ingesting enough caffeine today to kill a small dog 👍🏻
idk man im starting to think conventional career success is impossible without consistent stimulant abuse
December 16, 2025 at 11:17 PM
ingesting enough caffeine today to kill a small dog 👍🏻
my most millennial take is that every good pop punk song has already been written
December 16, 2025 at 11:12 PM
my most millennial take is that every good pop punk song has already been written
in other news. lash clusters are sensory hell
November 9, 2025 at 8:36 PM
in other news. lash clusters are sensory hell
i love the look of a bats nest sm but i cant bring myself to do that to my curls, they get tangled enough on their own already...one night at the goth club n they'd have to drop me at a hairdresser to have my head shaved like a stray w matted fur
November 9, 2025 at 8:35 PM
i love the look of a bats nest sm but i cant bring myself to do that to my curls, they get tangled enough on their own already...one night at the goth club n they'd have to drop me at a hairdresser to have my head shaved like a stray w matted fur
bryan garris and taylor glasgow getting engaged is my taylor swift and travis kelce
October 29, 2025 at 3:58 PM
bryan garris and taylor glasgow getting engaged is my taylor swift and travis kelce
being into extreme music subgenres is fun bc u inevitably find yourself listening to shit that is arguably not even music anymore
September 4, 2025 at 4:40 PM
being into extreme music subgenres is fun bc u inevitably find yourself listening to shit that is arguably not even music anymore
idk man im starting to think conventional career success is impossible without consistent stimulant abuse
September 3, 2025 at 4:17 PM
idk man im starting to think conventional career success is impossible without consistent stimulant abuse
fall out boy could have written hey jude but the beatles never could have written dance, dance
August 28, 2025 at 2:00 PM
fall out boy could have written hey jude but the beatles never could have written dance, dance
Reposted by mary
sometimes u hear a song so good you're like "nah this needs to be part of my anatomy" yknow
i wish i could inject riffs intravenously
July 21, 2025 at 12:19 PM
sometimes u hear a song so good you're like "nah this needs to be part of my anatomy" yknow
i wish i could inject riffs intravenously
July 21, 2025 at 12:14 PM
i wish i could inject riffs intravenously
bish bash bosh is the british equivalent of bada bing bada boom
July 15, 2025 at 8:12 PM
bish bash bosh is the british equivalent of bada bing bada boom
id like to think im usually pretty understanding when people hate on music i like and i get that music/art is totally subjective etc etc but i truly cannot accept that anyone could dislike fleshwater. how could u listen to Closet or Kiss the Ladder and not think its the coolest shit youve ever heard
July 15, 2025 at 1:35 PM
id like to think im usually pretty understanding when people hate on music i like and i get that music/art is totally subjective etc etc but i truly cannot accept that anyone could dislike fleshwater. how could u listen to Closet or Kiss the Ladder and not think its the coolest shit youve ever heard
fuck ticketmaster all my homies hate ticketmaster
July 2, 2025 at 9:09 AM
fuck ticketmaster all my homies hate ticketmaster
knocked loose is the only band that im still an honest to god fangirl for
June 26, 2025 at 7:18 PM
knocked loose is the only band that im still an honest to god fangirl for
bryan garris walked past me at outbreak fest yesterday and i just hope he didnt see my face when i realized it was him
June 16, 2025 at 3:22 PM
bryan garris walked past me at outbreak fest yesterday and i just hope he didnt see my face when i realized it was him
how it feels to be finishing my phd on an extension when the rest of the cohort is submitting this summer
June 3, 2025 at 7:28 PM
how it feels to be finishing my phd on an extension when the rest of the cohort is submitting this summer
not having any of my friends in close proximity is i think the worst thing that's ever happened to me
June 3, 2025 at 7:21 PM
not having any of my friends in close proximity is i think the worst thing that's ever happened to me
ugly crying to revelator by deafheaven wby
May 13, 2025 at 7:28 PM
ugly crying to revelator by deafheaven wby
one thing abt me is im gonna 🔂
May 8, 2025 at 1:42 PM
one thing abt me is im gonna 🔂
when the summery song is wistful yet melancholy 😈😈
May 8, 2025 at 1:13 PM
when the summery song is wistful yet melancholy 😈😈
me, my shower pepsi & my bluetooth speaker 🤞🏻 inseparable
May 5, 2025 at 7:02 PM
me, my shower pepsi & my bluetooth speaker 🤞🏻 inseparable
my schedule these days is just
wake up
make smoothie
bus to campus
work for 11 hours
bus home
listen to butt rock
sleep
wake up
make smoothie
bus to campus
work for 11 hours
bus home
listen to butt rock
sleep
March 26, 2025 at 9:08 PM
my schedule these days is just
wake up
make smoothie
bus to campus
work for 11 hours
bus home
listen to butt rock
sleep
wake up
make smoothie
bus to campus
work for 11 hours
bus home
listen to butt rock
sleep