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Lambert's Balls

#nsfw #ffxivnsfw #hyur #ffxiv
Lambert Allond, a midlander hyur, is performing calisthenics with his body facing the water on a beach, looking back. Naked with his ballsack and penis dangling in front of the viewer. He is also missing one arm, which is glowing with electronic lines similar to a circuit board.
April 20, 2025 at 11:01 PM
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Lambert's Balls
Lambert's balls on the beach.
October 25, 2024 at 9:00 PM
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heyhelloitdoe.bsky.social
pov: you're z'kiko and xan'a is on a hot streak #gposers
In the first gpose, Xan'a Thum, a miqo'te from Final Fantasy is sitting in a large chair, quill in hand. He has green hair, a scar on his face, and a silly little gnome hat on his hat between his cat ears. He has a golden aura and sparkles coming off him, despite his flat face and expression. In the second gpose, Xan'a's entire aura seems to have changed. The sparkle sits on his quill, which has been raised up nearer to his face. The picture is tinged red, and his eyes glow, staring and smiling in sinister intent at the viewer.
December 2, 2025 at 2:19 AM
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heyhelloitdoe.bsky.social
You do the best with what you have.

#gposers
Xan'a Thum, a miqo'te from Final Fantasy XIV, looks forward. In the background, he looks moderately annoyed, furrowing his brow and letting a grimace leave his lips. In the foreground, dude looks pissed, with pinned back ears, grit and bare fangs, and a scowl like he's about to tear someone's throat out.
November 30, 2025 at 6:11 AM
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heyhelloitdoe.bsky.social
peach white claw got me playing touys and making him jork it with Severe Depression

#gposers #ffxivnsfw
Xan'a Thum, a green haired miqo'te from final fantasy xiv, is laying face down with his hips raised up off the bed/table he's laying down on. His one hand is pressed up into his vagina, while the other is put in a tight fist next to his mouth. He is grimacing, looking horribly desperate even as he leaks out onto the fabric.
November 29, 2025 at 10:42 AM
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heyhelloitdoe.bsky.social
does this to my catboy #art
a drawing of xan'a thum, a green haired miqo'te from final fantasy xiv, drawn as a squeeze toy being crushed so his eyes bulge out.
November 28, 2025 at 6:10 AM
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Managed to slip this one by before the servers went down. Here, a pretty lady Sultansworn in these trying times :) #roegadyn #gposers
A female roegadyn from Final Fantasy XIV is squatting down on a white sand beach in her swimsuit and flipflops, looking down at the viewer with her head resting on her palm. She has stark white skin, blonde hair in drills with red tips on the end, dark gold aviator sunglasses, and a wide-brimmed white sunhat with a pastel rose on it. She has a sly smile on her face.
November 26, 2025 at 11:40 PM
lambertallond.bsky.social
Managed to slip this one by before the servers went down. Here, a pretty lady Sultansworn in these trying times :) #roegadyn #gposers
A female roegadyn from Final Fantasy XIV is squatting down on a white sand beach in her swimsuit and flipflops, looking down at the viewer with her head resting on her palm. She has stark white skin, blonde hair in drills with red tips on the end, dark gold aviator sunglasses, and a wide-brimmed white sunhat with a pastel rose on it. She has a sly smile on her face.
November 26, 2025 at 11:40 PM
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novacrystallis.com
many uses for this, allegedly
Eutrope holding electrope
November 12, 2025 at 5:37 PM
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heyhelloitdoe.bsky.social
tails getting trolled with the blue jays hat
November 2, 2025 at 4:21 AM
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jguy93.bsky.social
I'm sorry, Doe
November 2, 2025 at 4:26 AM
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dedennechu.bsky.social
Jinhae made a friend last night! Nice to properly meet you, Xan'a Thum, and Happy All Saints' Wake! 💖

Xan'a belongs to @heyhelloitdoe.bsky.social

#FFXIV #OCsky #DedenneWOLs #DedenneDoodles #Jinhae
FFXIV Miqo'te OC, Jinhae, holding the sentient severed head of another Miqo'te OC, Xan'a. She's holding the head and staring at it in genuine dread and horror as Xan'a nonchalantly grimaces in disgust and simply says "Ah... Well, this is embarrassing." Jinhae is currently dressed up like an engineer of sorts, sporting a pink and brown leather vest, thick working gloves, and a pair of red lens goggles on her head. Xan'a's neck is leaking a strange black fluid.
October 20, 2025 at 10:11 PM
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heyhelloitdoe.bsky.social
THE BEATUP IS GOING FAST AND BEATING ASS!!! THE JOYRIDE SOUTHERN THANALAN RACE LETS YOUR CHARACTERS TAKE VEHICLE OF THEIR CHOICE AND UNLEASHES THEM TO DO WACKY RACES ON THE SAGOLII! Oct 19, 3 PM EST @ Forgotten Springs, Malboro, Crystal DC! tinyurl.com/beatupjoyride for rules and info #ffxivrp
October 16, 2025 at 6:23 AM
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heyhelloitdoe.bsky.social
people will tell you the pld questlines suck and they're WRONG (BUT ALSO RIGHT FOR THE WRONG REASONS) so; HERE IS WHY THE GLD AND PLD QUESTLINES SUCK SO MUCH, AND WHY THE HW PLD QUESTLINE IS SO GOOD ACTUALLY!!! (as stated by me, good opinion haver Doe Allond)

Spoilers for all of them, btw. #ffxiv
December 17, 2024 at 12:43 AM
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December 13, 2024 at 12:35 AM
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Lambert: "I'm ur poggy woggy?? 🥹🥹🥹"
May 12, 2025 at 12:28 AM
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throwback to that time i drew @lambertallond.bsky.social #FFXIVART (he misses his wife)
December 4, 2024 at 7:07 PM
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mariathaldore.bsky.social
Maria Thaldore (44 years old) still living life to the fullest. She can't run like she used to, but she still loves to eat, get outside, and enjoy everything the world has to offer! #GPOSERS #Midlanders_Today #ipsuShade #Maria_Monday
October 7, 2025 at 2:55 AM
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himbokara.bsky.social
Day 4. Twin.
-- It's ride or die, man.

Feat. @blackwoodxiv.bsky.social
#Hrothtober | #Hrothtober2025
October 4, 2025 at 11:58 PM
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fightylighty.bsky.social
🎉 IT'S DONE 🎉

Yet Another Vanilla Upscaling Guide has been updated to cover the latest Devkit (4.2.0r6) and Addon (v1.0.1) releases!

Check it out here!: docs.google.com/document/d/1...
October 2, 2025 at 10:25 AM
lambertallond.bsky.social
Gang, Doe has taken melatonin and will Definitely Miss the "5am Xan'as Objectification Session".

Instead, Doe has given me important information to give to you all:

Xan'a phone sext is weird.

Please respond to the slack message with an emoji, thanks.
heyhelloitdoe.bsky.social OH SHIT IS THAT DOE ALLOND 🀄 @heyhelloitdoe.bsky.social · Sep 8
I was awake at 5 am but I was busy staring at Xan'a's dick so our "5 am xan'a objectification session" was more productive to long term sluttery than short term posting.
September 14, 2025 at 5:59 AM
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fiadh.bsky.social
“i am so grateful that despite my past, i do not choose cruelty” bat illustration by cat mallard
September 9, 2025 at 12:51 PM
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heyhelloitdoe.bsky.social
"You can't make a character who has everything" - Lambo just now
heyhelloitdoe.bsky.social OH SHIT IS THAT DOE ALLOND 🀄 @heyhelloitdoe.bsky.social · Sep 8
We must come together as a people and mourn that Doe married Lambert Allond, a man who is, unfortunately, uninterested in her insane strap game. There are other misfortunes in there, yeah, but surely this is top of the list.
September 9, 2025 at 8:55 PM
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We must come together as a people and mourn that Doe married Lambert Allond, a man who is, unfortunately, uninterested in her insane strap game. There are other misfortunes in there, yeah, but surely this is top of the list.
September 8, 2025 at 1:40 PM
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DOJ is openly stating that "trannies shouldn't have guns."

The Trump administration is moving to strip trans people of their 2nd amendment rights. Nothing good ever comes out of an authoritarian regime stripping a minority group of owning guns.
Screenshot of three tweets from Mary Margaret Olohan. First tweet: “I’m told that a senior DOJ official said, discussing the matter: ‘We’re not playing semantics with words like dysphoria. We’re talking about trannies, and we don’t think they should have guns.’” This is a quote-tweet of her earlier post. Second tweet: “BREAKING: The Justice Department is deliberating banning guns for transgenders as part of a range of options blocking mentally unstable individuals from committing acts of violence, @realDailyWire has learned. Story to come.” Third tweet: “ ‘Individuals within the DOJ are reviewing ways to ensure that mentally ill individuals suffering from gender dysphoria are unable to obtain firearms while they are unstable and unwell,’ one source inside the Justice Department tells me.” Attached is a photo of a woman speaking at a podium. The image caption reads: “BREAKING: Trump DOJ Deliberates Over Gun Ban For Transgenders” with “From dailywire.com” below.
September 4, 2025 at 4:35 PM