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heyhelloitdoe.bsky.social
lambo made a burrito for me so good i'm actually crying
February 6, 2026 at 6:07 AM
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heyhelloitdoe.bsky.social
uploads a crop of this with just his head and no bunny ears to the sfw discord art channel
xan'a thum the miqo'te in a bunnysuit
February 1, 2026 at 9:03 AM
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Dark Kegel Trick
Bewildering ad for a “dark kegel trick”
December 28, 2024 at 10:58 PM
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heyhelloitdoe.bsky.social
Xan Thum you were too powerful a milf for this world, rip to a real one 😞 #art #ffxiv
A three panel comic. Panel one: Xan Thum, a miqo'te from final fantasy xiv, has scraggly long blonde hair and a tired expression. She is resting her chin against the palm of her hand. She says "I kicked your mom out of town last night. She was hunting banned grounds. So she ain't coming back. It's not great. Now, you don't gotta like it. You don't gotta like me. Don't take my name if you want. I don't care. But you will be living with me from now on. Panel two: Two miqo'te children with green hair are crying while stuffing their mouths with cookies, one looking angry like kittens who are food defensive and the other wracked with sobs and struggling to keep any liquids from flowing out of their face. The one on the right keeps getting interrupted by hiccups and stutters as he tries to say "can i bring my toys" while the angry looking one says "I wanna be named Xan'a Thum." Panel Three: Xan looks surprised by this reaction from the two, saying "Huh." while a transparent transflag questionmark is behind her.
January 18, 2026 at 11:42 PM
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heyhelloitdoe.bsky.social
i got that sauce
a 2 panel comic panel one: me dressed like a wizard with a big smile and red cheeks holding out a page with a drawing of xan thum on it, who is a miqo'te with blonde hair. next to her it says "tall lanky mean bitch milf catgirl". Rowan, with the wakkacoin pfp, is leaning away, clearly disinterested. Panel 2: An asterisk is revealed next to milf* catgirl, which has the text "*with genuine love in her heart for her children". The page glows with this revelation, leaving rowan looking sweaty and apprehensive, regretting this earlier choice.
January 17, 2026 at 6:44 AM
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heyhelloitdoe.bsky.social
general assessment is: everyone thinks Ane and Xan'a's mom could get it.
a wip sketch of Xan Thum, a moon keeper miqo'te, who has a very severe face and long hair and nails, and who is resting her head on the palm of her hand.
January 17, 2026 at 4:42 AM
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lottie.bsky.social
www.twitch.tv/lottsoflottie good morning gamers, its a weird one but tbh im ill and a lil restless if u wanna watch a girl drive arouind and do chores in gta online you can do so RIGHT now
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Silksong Release Stream!
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January 16, 2026 at 12:53 PM
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heyhelloitdoe.bsky.social
hello doerio #art #shitpost #ffxiv
A screenshot redraw of the princess peach cake letter from mario 64, but instead of princess peach it's Edda Blackbosom from Final Fantasy XIV, who is grimacing heavily. She is wearing a black witches hat with white and purple roses and pearls on it, an eye patch on her far eye, and has black hair and dress. Doe, meanwhile, is dressed up as Mario from the Mario games, and looks very dopey. Edda's note says: Dear Doerio: Do NOT come to the Palace. I've made and absolutely horrendous floor layout. Just completely fucked it up. - Edda heartsymbol p.s. you wouldn't happen to know how to get a mimic off the roof, would you?
January 15, 2026 at 7:39 AM
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heyhelloitdoe.bsky.social
Best day ever #art #oc #ffxiv
A chibi style drawing of Xan'a Thum, a green haired miqo'te with yellow eyes and black and red wizard robes and cone hat between his cat ears, is getting a piggy back ride from Lumi Riis, a blonde Viera with blue eyes and floppy ears. Her outfit is also black and red. Both of them are smiling.
January 12, 2026 at 6:04 PM
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heyhelloitdoe.bsky.social
nothing will change your life like a great mechanical pencil will
January 10, 2026 at 7:07 PM
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jguy93.bsky.social
What is she reading to them?
Wrong answers only.
December 30, 2025 at 9:22 PM
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heyhelloitdoe.bsky.social
hey,

do you want to speed up your gposing SO MUCH??? Confused about Three Point Lighting and how to best use it? Save this and load it in any time you want to do a screenshot, as it'll help you figure out Where The Light Is Hitting Your Subject, and How You Want To Change Your Lighting. [alt txt]
a standard 3 point lighting set up, with key light, fill light, and back light all facing at various angles towards an object. a standard screenshot of xan'a thum, who is looking pretty dark and flat. the lighting in the ossuary is very moody, but it's causing details to get lost and frankly what lighting is there is very low quality. We start by setting each of the lights to 255 in either Red, Green, or Blue. At this point, I would save the camera location (green button on the gpose settings) then begin to apply my lights, based on the first picture. OH WOW LOOK AT THAT. The green stands out from the red, while the red melds partially into the blue; this shows us where the lighting is going to overlap most on the subject, as well as how the fill light is going to mainly illuminate the subject. At this point, save the lighting set up (or adjust if you want your lighting to be pointing from a different location or not) with the green button on the gpose settings. Because we saved the lighting at this point, this means that any time we want to take a gpose, we can just go load the saved lighting (Our pure RGB lights) and immediately start adjusting based on if we want the lighting to be hitting differently or not. A screenshot of Xan'a with adjusted lights (with bonus portrait preview mode turned on.) Although this shot is still very basic (I would likely go play around with the camera and composition), the lighting is already leagues ahead on readablility. If I want it to be darker and more moody, I can also trend all of these lights downward as well. This took me maybe 2 minutes to set up.
August 9, 2025 at 11:01 PM
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heyhelloitdoe.bsky.social
"yotsuyu is my favourite character in final fantasy xiv" i say, before posting The Extremely Normal Fanart I Make Of Her. "i just think she's neat."

#ffxiv #ffxivart #art
yotsuyu goe brutus from final fantasy xiv in a homestuck sprite style. yotsuyu goe brutus in a umineko no naku koro ni style (this is literally a beatrice sprite redraw)
February 18, 2025 at 3:05 AM
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heyhelloitdoe.bsky.social
you all have to say hello to the birthday doe #art
a drawing of Doe Allond, a Raen Au Ra from Final Fantasy XIV. She has red hair, green eyes, and is sticking her tongue out through a hole in her teeth.
December 25, 2025 at 9:19 AM
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heyhelloitdoe.bsky.social
sleddaman #ffxiv
A discord chat from The Beatup Edda, Bride-to-Beat: enter my palace Doe, pls: sleddaman [An image of slenderman standing in a dimly lit forest, edited to have Edda from final fantasy xiv's hat and dress] Doe, pls: find my notes Eight (Enka Ra): "Find my husband" A Live Shark: Find my husband's 8 separate body parts I've hidden throughout this crypt Edda, Bride-to-Beat: please
September 26, 2025 at 12:21 AM
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lambertallond.bsky.social
Lambert's Balls

#nsfw #ffxivnsfw #hyur #ffxiv
Lambert Allond, a midlander hyur, is performing calisthenics with his body facing the water on a beach, looking back. Naked with his ballsack and penis dangling in front of the viewer. He is also missing one arm, which is glowing with electronic lines similar to a circuit board.
April 20, 2025 at 11:01 PM
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Lambert's Balls
Lambert's balls on the beach.
October 25, 2024 at 9:00 PM
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heyhelloitdoe.bsky.social
pov: you're z'kiko and xan'a is on a hot streak #gposers
In the first gpose, Xan'a Thum, a miqo'te from Final Fantasy is sitting in a large chair, quill in hand. He has green hair, a scar on his face, and a silly little gnome hat on his hat between his cat ears. He has a golden aura and sparkles coming off him, despite his flat face and expression. In the second gpose, Xan'a's entire aura seems to have changed. The sparkle sits on his quill, which has been raised up nearer to his face. The picture is tinged red, and his eyes glow, staring and smiling in sinister intent at the viewer.
December 2, 2025 at 2:19 AM
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heyhelloitdoe.bsky.social
You do the best with what you have.

#gposers
Xan'a Thum, a miqo'te from Final Fantasy XIV, looks forward. In the background, he looks moderately annoyed, furrowing his brow and letting a grimace leave his lips. In the foreground, dude looks pissed, with pinned back ears, grit and bare fangs, and a scowl like he's about to tear someone's throat out.
November 30, 2025 at 6:11 AM
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heyhelloitdoe.bsky.social
peach white claw got me playing touys and making him jork it with Severe Depression

#gposers #ffxivnsfw
Xan'a Thum, a green haired miqo'te from final fantasy xiv, is laying face down with his hips raised up off the bed/table he's laying down on. His one hand is pressed up into his vagina, while the other is put in a tight fist next to his mouth. He is grimacing, looking horribly desperate even as he leaks out onto the fabric.
November 29, 2025 at 10:42 AM
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heyhelloitdoe.bsky.social
does this to my catboy #art
a drawing of xan'a thum, a green haired miqo'te from final fantasy xiv, drawn as a squeeze toy being crushed so his eyes bulge out.
November 28, 2025 at 6:10 AM
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Managed to slip this one by before the servers went down. Here, a pretty lady Sultansworn in these trying times :) #roegadyn #gposers
A female roegadyn from Final Fantasy XIV is squatting down on a white sand beach in her swimsuit and flipflops, looking down at the viewer with her head resting on her palm. She has stark white skin, blonde hair in drills with red tips on the end, dark gold aviator sunglasses, and a wide-brimmed white sunhat with a pastel rose on it. She has a sly smile on her face.
November 26, 2025 at 11:40 PM
lambertallond.bsky.social
Managed to slip this one by before the servers went down. Here, a pretty lady Sultansworn in these trying times :) #roegadyn #gposers
A female roegadyn from Final Fantasy XIV is squatting down on a white sand beach in her swimsuit and flipflops, looking down at the viewer with her head resting on her palm. She has stark white skin, blonde hair in drills with red tips on the end, dark gold aviator sunglasses, and a wide-brimmed white sunhat with a pastel rose on it. She has a sly smile on her face.
November 26, 2025 at 11:40 PM
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many uses for this, allegedly
Eutrope holding electrope
November 12, 2025 at 5:37 PM
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heyhelloitdoe.bsky.social
tails getting trolled with the blue jays hat
November 2, 2025 at 4:21 AM