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lamargaret
@lamargaret.bsky.social
· Dec 14
do 👏🏼 not 👏🏼 give 👏🏼 me 👏🏼 a 👏🏼microphone
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In every Boomer's kitchen is either a can opener that no longer works or a needlessly elaborate can opener that is "more convenient" but incredibly opaque to understand. There will be no other can opener.
December 25, 2025 at 2:28 AM
In every Boomer's kitchen is either a can opener that no longer works or a needlessly elaborate can opener that is "more convenient" but incredibly opaque to understand. There will be no other can opener.
brb mouth breathing in the HEB bakery to take it all in
December 23, 2025 at 3:55 AM
brb mouth breathing in the HEB bakery to take it all in
my turn to drive apparently, interesting what could it mean
December 20, 2025 at 12:04 AM
my turn to drive apparently, interesting what could it mean
keep grant in your thoughts we’re hitting road hour 8(?) and its big sky country thoughts time
December 19, 2025 at 11:59 PM
keep grant in your thoughts we’re hitting road hour 8(?) and its big sky country thoughts time
all toasts are curses sorry it’s just the way it is
December 19, 2025 at 11:57 PM
all toasts are curses sorry it’s just the way it is
texas where I am exclusively called ma’am oh right
December 19, 2025 at 5:47 PM
texas where I am exclusively called ma’am oh right
the leaping of my heart when the hold music cuts off before just looping again
December 17, 2025 at 5:41 PM
the leaping of my heart when the hold music cuts off before just looping again
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Hi, I'm the CEO of Glorbo, the company who enjoys near unprecedented goodwill in our field, I'm here today to talk to you about our pivot to using the Magic 8-Ball powered by children's bones that everybody hates, I've given myself psychosis listening to the 8-ball aaaaeeeeeiiiiooouuuu
December 17, 2025 at 9:06 AM
Hi, I'm the CEO of Glorbo, the company who enjoys near unprecedented goodwill in our field, I'm here today to talk to you about our pivot to using the Magic 8-Ball powered by children's bones that everybody hates, I've given myself psychosis listening to the 8-ball aaaaeeeeeiiiiooouuuu
the land of misfit toys but it’s the mountain of saved drafts I would have if they let me
December 13, 2025 at 5:49 AM
the land of misfit toys but it’s the mountain of saved drafts I would have if they let me
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Shakespeare was just like, “enough historical drama, time for Island Wizard uses his daughter as sex-bait while disciplining these two mutants”
December 5, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Shakespeare was just like, “enough historical drama, time for Island Wizard uses his daughter as sex-bait while disciplining these two mutants”
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One trailer drop and the hunger games fan editors are pulling OVERTIME god bless our troops
November 20, 2025 at 8:59 PM
One trailer drop and the hunger games fan editors are pulling OVERTIME god bless our troops
brb sobbing over a lego game
November 16, 2025 at 4:37 AM
brb sobbing over a lego game
still no saved drafts I see
November 15, 2025 at 8:11 PM
still no saved drafts I see
75 in Denver today and I know that’s Bad it’s also so so good
November 14, 2025 at 9:34 PM
75 in Denver today and I know that’s Bad it’s also so so good
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Sure we put you through a month of hell, but on the other hand we got nothing for it.
November 10, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Sure we put you through a month of hell, but on the other hand we got nothing for it.
Travel always reminds me that everywhere really does exist and time really doesn’t
November 7, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Travel always reminds me that everywhere really does exist and time really doesn’t
just a little something to take the edge off *attempts to hold 18 pound cat between two fingers*
November 6, 2025 at 6:37 PM
just a little something to take the edge off *attempts to hold 18 pound cat between two fingers*
friday friday friday let’s go listen up - Weakened Friends has a FRESH new music out for this full album friday
Feels Like Hell
open.spotify.com
October 10, 2025 at 4:13 PM
friday friday friday let’s go listen up - Weakened Friends has a FRESH new music out for this full album friday
I contain multitudes (most of them are tortillas)
September 25, 2025 at 9:03 PM
I contain multitudes (most of them are tortillas)
another full album Friday for the feed, this one goes out to the september-is-half-gone-get-coffee-with-friends-call-your-mom girlies
Roxwell
open.spotify.com
September 19, 2025 at 7:59 PM
another full album Friday for the feed, this one goes out to the september-is-half-gone-get-coffee-with-friends-call-your-mom girlies
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All my homies hate Kim dav*s
August 11, 2025 at 9:09 PM
All my homies hate Kim dav*s