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If only it was a performance aye 🙄 unfortunately what you see is what you get....pretty standard for entitled people everywhere, everything including their ego & their supposed abilities is over inflated.

That's why this lot don't listen to experts just saying 🤷
October 30, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Sounds like normal for the National Party
Thought they could do "all the stuff" wheels fall off, fails wildly & blame "anybody else"

& Bishflap can't do math he needed

1 hand for coffee
1 hand for phone
2 hands for scooter
"performative issue Chris?"

#onetermgovernment
#nzpol
#stillunfittogovern
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October 29, 2025 at 11:49 PM
If "code brown" was to don a doctor's garments & stethoscope I'd suggest it should be only on the proviso of "doctor heal thyself ONLY"....anyone else is sick enough already including the entire Health System that's been suffering under this Government's ministrations. #nzpol
October 17, 2025 at 12:35 AM
I think there was a "mislabel" in the original but I've fixed it.
Given the National Party's ability to "read the room" I'm guessing they'll pick Simeon Brown & Nicola Willis with a side order of Judith Collins and Gerry Brownlee 😬 #nzpol
October 15, 2025 at 6:58 AM
I loved that album, had the record and played it on repeat, still lived at home but had my own stereo in my room.
I was driving & listening to Brian FM just two days ago and they played Hey Little Girl, I was surprised by how well I remembered the lyrics 🤔, well some of them mumble mumble 😂.
October 15, 2025 at 6:39 AM
Honestly this makes me feel ill.

Was this one of the "big stadium" events Luxon envisioned cos he needs his fucking face rubbed in this every fucking hour of every fucking day until he ceases to be the blood sucking parasite he is!

Lol if my language is too strong I fucking toned it down
#nzpol
October 13, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Yeah it's kind of how I feel about NZ Labour, they're too happy in the middle lane keeping well under the speed limit but holding everyone else on the #nzpol left

I'm sorry America still adheres to the "two party" system that really only serves one pale group of issues.
I'll probably vote Green TPM
October 13, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Exactly
National has been unable to find anyone competent since knifing Bill English (barely competent).
Now all of them are so far beyond the U-bend of the Neo-liberal Libertarian partisan toilet they'll need commercial grade poop remover to get beyond the shitberg that's blocking them seeing it.
October 12, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Luxon was Key's pick & he thought he'd pick someone to be a "figurehead" Key's ego also made sure Luxon wasn't competent enough so in comparison Key would look like the "better" PM
Luxon & Willis's general incompetence was a bonus used to push damning NZI based policies 🤔 #nzpol
#ontermgovernment
October 12, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Lol struggling with the overflowing toilets in conjunction with it being kid/family friendly tbh 😳 😂

Went tenting at the frozen pines with a child that developed diarrhea....those were the days fun, fun, fun snort 😆
October 12, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Fictional God only knows, it's not like we'll be told the truth anyway.
Let's face it every time Seymour opens his mouth a gaslight falls out
October 11, 2025 at 2:22 AM
So #nzpol they're "upset" yeah well I've been upset for 1 year and 361 days ....just saying
October 11, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Fixed their bill board for them #nzpol
October 10, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Yeah and the ongoing ramifications on society of having the resulting shrinking job market except for the poor sods having to work weekends when the tribes descend for the now popular leisure pursuit of "shopping" or as I imagine it "retail grazing"
October 9, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Interestingly re paywall when I opened the article through Chrome incognito ✴️ it magically disappeared.
October 8, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Hi, from Aotearoa New Zealand here.

My partner was playing the video of Trump talking about "construction doors with locks...." and all I could think was I'm so sorry for all the Americans that didn't vote for "this"....
We see your grief.
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October 8, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Unfortunately they believe only in money & power but they can't even be honest about that.
They'll rot from the inside out & explode like the over bloated Mr Creosote from Monty Python's The Meaning Of Life
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October 8, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Exactly
We live in a time when capitalism & neo liberal economic theory have collided & consumed the consumer leaving us as working husks for our government to blame for not working harder, not disappearing when the jobs did, for needing health, education & living wages.

#nzpol
#onetermgovernment
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October 8, 2025 at 8:20 PM