when he acts ice cold so now i gotta be liquid nitrogen

When he thinks he can be mean but doesnt know i have a phd in meanatics

When he asks what my hobbies are and i gotta come up with indirect ways of saying maxing out his credit cards

Im sorry but the nba and fifa community is insufferable

I want a sugar daddy and no just bec u have diabetes doesnt mean u qualify

Ill build an app called whitecloud lmao

Technically sky isnt blue

I HATE WORKING

Hello folks hire me

I think it's important to find a partner who doesn't love you despite your flaws but because of them, who not only wants you to succeed but cheers you on to do it, a partner who helps you achieve the perfect eyebrow so that all of your security footage comes out looking fantastic.

Where my sugar daddy at?

Nihilist in the streets and existentialist in the sheets 🙈

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My twitter account is locked @jack whyyyyy did u let a manchild buy twitter and ruin it

Hi lets see what the hype is about @jack