And leave us here alone to deal with it?
November 18, 2025 at 4:14 AM
And leave us here alone to deal with it?
It is so rare to see a story in which I so aggressively root against everyone involved. It's like watching the 2017 Astros play and every team they play is also the 2017 Astros.
November 18, 2025 at 2:46 AM
It is so rare to see a story in which I so aggressively root against everyone involved. It's like watching the 2017 Astros play and every team they play is also the 2017 Astros.
This is, I think, a fundamental misapprehension of how this works, but it's what they're doing.
November 17, 2025 at 7:50 PM
This is, I think, a fundamental misapprehension of how this works, but it's what they're doing.
If you don't think about MAGA as a homogenous entity and instead view it as a bunch of fractured groups that are loosely held together by Trump, a lot of what's happening right now makes more sense. They're all playing to pull in enough of the MAGA subgroups that they "win" a majority.
November 17, 2025 at 7:50 PM
If you don't think about MAGA as a homogenous entity and instead view it as a bunch of fractured groups that are loosely held together by Trump, a lot of what's happening right now makes more sense. They're all playing to pull in enough of the MAGA subgroups that they "win" a majority.
This was the highlight of some producer’s fucking year.
November 16, 2025 at 11:44 PM
This was the highlight of some producer’s fucking year.
I’ve got some bad fuckin news for President Madura about the absolute LIST we would have if stopping him became magically possible. I mean, we’d get to Venezuela, for sure, but…
November 16, 2025 at 3:07 AM
I’ve got some bad fuckin news for President Madura about the absolute LIST we would have if stopping him became magically possible. I mean, we’d get to Venezuela, for sure, but…
Trump's idea that liberals would somehow be devastated if Larry Summers were to somehow be caught up in all this gets fucking funnier by the day. So. Gross.
November 16, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Trump's idea that liberals would somehow be devastated if Larry Summers were to somehow be caught up in all this gets fucking funnier by the day. So. Gross.
"to get her to be good probably requires more firmness than I enjoy."
Jesus.
Something ever hit you so hard in the face that it makes you question the interactions you had for literal decades of your life?
Jesus.
Something ever hit you so hard in the face that it makes you question the interactions you had for literal decades of your life?
November 16, 2025 at 12:09 AM
"to get her to be good probably requires more firmness than I enjoy."
Jesus.
Something ever hit you so hard in the face that it makes you question the interactions you had for literal decades of your life?
Jesus.
Something ever hit you so hard in the face that it makes you question the interactions you had for literal decades of your life?
Nothing says "not gay" like posting pictures of you with your much younger wife who married you for money, picking fights with your (now ex) white girl bestie, and canceling your day so you can crash out to the phantom soundtrack before dramatically flying off to your gold-encrusted florida estate.
November 15, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Nothing says "not gay" like posting pictures of you with your much younger wife who married you for money, picking fights with your (now ex) white girl bestie, and canceling your day so you can crash out to the phantom soundtrack before dramatically flying off to your gold-encrusted florida estate.
Keep, and I cannot stress this enough, Monica Lewinsky's name out of your fucking mouth.
November 15, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Keep, and I cannot stress this enough, Monica Lewinsky's name out of your fucking mouth.
There are a bunch of these guys on tik tok. The muscly one who challenges MAGAs to push-up contests, that dude who poststhirst tweets, at least two who make fun of fitness influencers, the kid who cusses a lot…how is my feed full of them and his isn’t? I don’t even like men?
lot.how
November 15, 2025 at 2:25 PM
There are a bunch of these guys on tik tok. The muscly one who challenges MAGAs to push-up contests, that dude who poststhirst tweets, at least two who make fun of fitness influencers, the kid who cusses a lot…how is my feed full of them and his isn’t? I don’t even like men?
Sometimes I think about how much damage they could have done if they’d sucked like eight percent less at even one of the things they tried. Be nice if the fate of democracy didn’t rest on the bad guys being keystone cops level bungling idiots.
November 15, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Sometimes I think about how much damage they could have done if they’d sucked like eight percent less at even one of the things they tried. Be nice if the fate of democracy didn’t rest on the bad guys being keystone cops level bungling idiots.
The first time he crashed out about Epstein I assumed it was proof he was there. The second time I assumed it was photos. Now I’m assuming there are videos.
November 15, 2025 at 2:39 AM
The first time he crashed out about Epstein I assumed it was proof he was there. The second time I assumed it was photos. Now I’m assuming there are videos.
Sorry, since the files are already in the DOJ’s possession and, in fact, the output of a DOJ investigation, does “opening an investigation” in this case refer to…reading?
November 15, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Sorry, since the files are already in the DOJ’s possession and, in fact, the output of a DOJ investigation, does “opening an investigation” in this case refer to…reading?
In short, fuck anyone and everyone in cahoots with that fucking monster, and fuck these people in particular. Let’s go.
November 15, 2025 at 12:49 AM
In short, fuck anyone and everyone in cahoots with that fucking monster, and fuck these people in particular. Let’s go.
And JP Morgan Chase? The BANK? Lol. You undercook credit to real people? You overcook the economy? Jail (undercook/overcook)
November 15, 2025 at 12:49 AM
And JP Morgan Chase? The BANK? Lol. You undercook credit to real people? You overcook the economy? Jail (undercook/overcook)
Reid Hoffman: built the worst social networking platform? The one your boss has to make you use so you can connect with everyone you’ve ever known who has an MLM now? Where the “rise and grind” posts outnumber humans 2-1? The guy who said Trump should send the military to San Francisco? JAIL.
November 15, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Reid Hoffman: built the worst social networking platform? The one your boss has to make you use so you can connect with everyone you’ve ever known who has an MLM now? Where the “rise and grind” posts outnumber humans 2-1? The guy who said Trump should send the military to San Francisco? JAIL.