I don’t even golf and I would buy so many of these. #decoyohtani #ohtani
November 16, 2025 at 1:58 AM
I don’t even golf and I would buy so many of these. #decoyohtani #ohtani
Phillies: October Kikè’s not real. October Kikè can’t hurt you.
October Kikè:
October Kikè:
October 5, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Phillies: October Kikè’s not real. October Kikè can’t hurt you.
October Kikè:
October Kikè:
Backward-B-ass lookin bullet
September 24, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Backward-B-ass lookin bullet
I already have ADHD, this is not helpful.
January 1, 2025 at 5:17 PM
I already have ADHD, this is not helpful.
I think about this clip EVERY DAY.
December 10, 2024 at 10:28 PM
I think about this clip EVERY DAY.
A story in three photos, because absolutely the fuck not.
November 17, 2024 at 8:05 PM
A story in three photos, because absolutely the fuck not.
Woke up this morning to “it’s snowing a bit, how charming” and have since transitioned to “oh shit it’s snowing snowing, I guess I need to find my boots” what’s up, Chicago?
October 31, 2023 at 7:52 PM
Woke up this morning to “it’s snowing a bit, how charming” and have since transitioned to “oh shit it’s snowing snowing, I guess I need to find my boots” what’s up, Chicago?
Ned says hello and also that rain is a crime against him personally.
October 13, 2023 at 8:02 PM
Ned says hello and also that rain is a crime against him personally.
Hey, @darthbluesky.bsky.social, Ned stole all my blankets, but then proceeded to go full cozydog on me so I can’t take them back. I’m gonna need a verdict on how mad I’m allowed to be.
October 10, 2023 at 4:06 PM
Hey, @darthbluesky.bsky.social, Ned stole all my blankets, but then proceeded to go full cozydog on me so I can’t take them back. I’m gonna need a verdict on how mad I’m allowed to be.
It’s officially giant heavy Costco blanket time, y’all.
October 6, 2023 at 10:49 PM
It’s officially giant heavy Costco blanket time, y’all.
It’s a Ned kind of Monday.
October 2, 2023 at 2:13 PM
It’s a Ned kind of Monday.