The theories about Taylor dropping rep tv are starting to sound like how my mom theorizes about the second coming of Christ

Talking about hitting up my roster in a confident-feminism-funny way not in a man way please note the difference.

Was supposed to be Hot Girl Summer but its Tariff Dictator Not Winter :(

That one John Mulaney bit about Trump’s first term is still so real. Every time I see a new development with this administration, all I can hear is “THERE’S a HORSE. LOOSE in the HOSPITAL”

I keep looking around for cameras because there is no way I’m not on an episode of punkd

The fact I can’t be irl friends with my therapist is so sad

This is like when you get a new boss at your job and they start hiring a bunch of their friends who are so awful at the job and then your boss literally lights the store on fire

2025 mood board ✨

Therapy isn’t enough. I need to fist fight some of my extended family.

Clarence Thomas Torn Over Case Where Both Sides Offer Compelling Scuba Trips
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we’re about to spend a day or two arguing about whether the thing he did that perfectly mimicked a Nazi salute was in fact a Nazi salute, but I can’t get past what a complete fucking dork freak he looks like when doing it