Waiting with a sense of exhausted inevitability for the words ‘brown butter lemon gochujong’ to show up in the body of an executive order

I’ve been so neck-deep in the job hunt process for so long now that I caught myself unironically using words like “pain points” and “siloing” during a Serious Relationship Conversation a few nights ago.

Clay Holmes is at 0.93 through 19.1. Small sample size, sure, but was Jeremy Hefner always a wizard? Or is it that Stearns is just that much better at recognizing untapped potential in pitchers than his predecessors? #Mets #Metssky

So, $15.5M for a year of Max means that much less this year for Alonso. I guess there’s still the chance of a deal w/ deferred $ to consider, but like. How is Pete not feeling like Boras screwed him rn. Max is one of his. #Mets #Metssky

If Pete does come back, I want a standing ovation for him on his first AB of the home opener. I don’t want any of the fans make it feel like he’s crawling back. He’s our guy. #Mets #Petealonso #Metssky

Bluesky algo sending me dozens of posts from people expressing how uninterested they are in the Brutalist.

Pete c’mon it’s brick out there. Flushing’s nice and warm. Can we get this done? #Metssky #lgm

Is there monosyllabic a noun/verb akin to tweet for this platform yet? If the idea is butterflies instead of birds, should it be ‘flit?’ Past-tense ‘flitted?’

operator: 911, please state your emergency
me: uh yeah, i get a lot of engagement on bluesky but it’s not the kind i want
operator: how so
me: well my posts are served to people who are unfamiliar with me and take them at face value
operator: i am depositing $750,000 into your account
me: no. more

[Borat words]

She knows what I am.

I think what I’m gonna do is send my favorite athletes video essay recs. Just suggested Jacob Geller’s Fear of Cold to Mark Vientos.

Do you think KAT would dig that one Jenny Nicholson did about the star wars hotel?