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LA Felleman
@lafelleman.bsky.social
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Poet @ https://lafelleman.blogspot.com/
Author of & They Lived | The Length of a Clenched Fist
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America. Love It Or Leave It 2.0 Homeland Security Field Agent Bravo Oscar Oscar Surveillance Notes 18 October 2025 Profile of paid protestors who hate this country Provocateur #One: Pink Octopus, her arms around her comrades Rainbow Unicorn, Hello Kitty, Portland Frog. One of multiple frog sightings around the world. Definite indicator of global network. Recommendation– round up and detain frogs for questioning Suspects Two through Six: Dressed in black flak jackets. LICE in white letters stenciled across back. Wearing plastic lice masks and claws. The honest don’t hide their identity. Recommendation– 24-7 monitoring of activities and known associates Radicals Seven through Eleven: Conga line of Blue Sharks high finning children. Probable groomers. Recommendation– issue restraining order establishing five-mile protection perimeter around day care centers and grade schools Agitators Twelve through Twenty: Parade of yellow rubber duckies hopping from one foot to other over and over tapping out a secret code I have yet to break. Recommendation– highest priority. put our best on it. we must understand this message
October 20, 2025 at 4:25 PM
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Workers Sought Great Leader cuts [us] to front of job line He’s putting ice on [us] competition [us] choose between hundreds of hirings Mondays [us] could clean at Hyatt, Hilton, Disney Tuesdays [us] could snip shiraz, chardonnay Wednesdays [us] do dishes at Carlos O’Kelleys Thursdays [us] could pick Granny Smith, Pink Lady Fridays [us] could package steaks, chops, fillets Saturdays [us] sling shingles; Sundays [us] spray paint Thanks to Great Leader, [us] will be wanted
October 19, 2025 at 2:57 PM
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Streets So Clean [us] Squeak

Could barbershop quartet in them
Sporting matching striped vests, straw hats
Harmonize sentimental grins
Streets sanitized until shine glares

[us] draw curtains tighter

block out the blinding
bouncing off emptied surfaces
no obstacles remain
to diffuse its blow
national guard picking up trash
September 8, 2025 at 1:21 AM
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poem slightly pumpkin shaped. "Midnight The Clock Strikes-- us aspire to empire collapse like overripe pumpkin decaying on top step of front stoop into orange mush us godfather made it so with a wand wave"
August 16, 2025 at 5:30 PM
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Not Me is the god who shows up when I pray
poem in the shape of a spinal column. Title-- Atemporal. poem-- Not Me is a quiet bedroom Comforter that fits its name Sheets made for building cocoons Goldilocks mattress just right At sun’s rise kitchen radio will break headline Agents behind tinted windows flooding [us] streets screaming overhead MORE They can’t grab up themselves enough Still that’s in a different room at a distant hour Here is solely pillowed support Abundant rest for every body
August 3, 2025 at 10:03 PM