LA Felleman
@lafelleman.bsky.social
Poet @ https://lafelleman.blogspot.com/
Author of & They Lived | The Length of a Clenched Fist
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Author of & They Lived | The Length of a Clenched Fist
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LA Felleman
@lafelleman.bsky.social
· Nov 17
Banner image: Downtown Omaha, Nebraska viewed through dirty windows
Profile pic: Me in spotlight performing at an open mic
Profile pic: Me in spotlight performing at an open mic
Of Super Importance
Great Leader has marvelous merengue
[us] to be his paso doble
watch [us] swish [us] salsa hips
see [us] mambo shoulder rolls
slide against [us] in samba
sweat [us] through heated rumba
dip [us] in torrid tango
break [us] into bolero
lambada ‘til [us] thoroughly wrecked
Great Leader has marvelous merengue
[us] to be his paso doble
watch [us] swish [us] salsa hips
see [us] mambo shoulder rolls
slide against [us] in samba
sweat [us] through heated rumba
dip [us] in torrid tango
break [us] into bolero
lambada ‘til [us] thoroughly wrecked
October 26, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Of Super Importance
Great Leader has marvelous merengue
[us] to be his paso doble
watch [us] swish [us] salsa hips
see [us] mambo shoulder rolls
slide against [us] in samba
sweat [us] through heated rumba
dip [us] in torrid tango
break [us] into bolero
lambada ‘til [us] thoroughly wrecked
Great Leader has marvelous merengue
[us] to be his paso doble
watch [us] swish [us] salsa hips
see [us] mambo shoulder rolls
slide against [us] in samba
sweat [us] through heated rumba
dip [us] in torrid tango
break [us] into bolero
lambada ‘til [us] thoroughly wrecked
![Workers Sought
Great Leader cuts [us] to front of job line
He’s putting ice on [us] competition
[us] choose between hundreds of hirings
Mondays [us] could clean at Hyatt, Hilton, Disney
Tuesdays [us] could snip shiraz, chardonnay
Wednesdays [us] do dishes at Carlos O’Kelleys
Thursdays [us] could pick Granny Smith, Pink Lady
Fridays [us] could package steaks, chops, fillets
Saturdays [us] sling shingles; Sundays [us] spray paint
Thanks to Great Leader, [us] will be wanted](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cgovyswdihthk5deonkm23g6/bafkreibm37neypzbu5bzz5dio6jtibnvxubmunjd3qbrredghbkimnez4a@jpeg)
Eternal Resistance
Breathe deep
Release / Relax / Rest
Tap into evergreen
Husband asleep alongside
Let tenderness flow
To Self To Partner To
Barky dog next door To
First-floor bros high-fiving
Breathe deep
Release / Relax / Rest
Tap into evergreen
Husband asleep alongside
Let tenderness flow
To Self To Partner To
Barky dog next door To
First-floor bros high-fiving
September 14, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Eternal Resistance
Breathe deep
Release / Relax / Rest
Tap into evergreen
Husband asleep alongside
Let tenderness flow
To Self To Partner To
Barky dog next door To
First-floor bros high-fiving
Breathe deep
Release / Relax / Rest
Tap into evergreen
Husband asleep alongside
Let tenderness flow
To Self To Partner To
Barky dog next door To
First-floor bros high-fiving
Streets So Clean [us] Squeak
Could barbershop quartet in them
Sporting matching striped vests, straw hats
Harmonize sentimental grins
Streets sanitized until shine glares
[us] draw curtains tighter
block out the blinding
bouncing off emptied surfaces
no obstacles remain
to diffuse its blow
Could barbershop quartet in them
Sporting matching striped vests, straw hats
Harmonize sentimental grins
Streets sanitized until shine glares
[us] draw curtains tighter
block out the blinding
bouncing off emptied surfaces
no obstacles remain
to diffuse its blow
September 8, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Streets So Clean [us] Squeak
Could barbershop quartet in them
Sporting matching striped vests, straw hats
Harmonize sentimental grins
Streets sanitized until shine glares
[us] draw curtains tighter
block out the blinding
bouncing off emptied surfaces
no obstacles remain
to diffuse its blow
Could barbershop quartet in them
Sporting matching striped vests, straw hats
Harmonize sentimental grins
Streets sanitized until shine glares
[us] draw curtains tighter
block out the blinding
bouncing off emptied surfaces
no obstacles remain
to diffuse its blow
Hunger Haunts Gaza On Freedom Fourth
[us] Grandpa and Grandma baked cookies
dotted in melted candies
some reds, some whites, some blues
[us] Husband smoked butts for pulled porks
flavored in his secret sauce
some plain for [us] who hate spicy
[us] Grandpa and Grandma baked cookies
dotted in melted candies
some reds, some whites, some blues
[us] Husband smoked butts for pulled porks
flavored in his secret sauce
some plain for [us] who hate spicy
August 9, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Hunger Haunts Gaza On Freedom Fourth
[us] Grandpa and Grandma baked cookies
dotted in melted candies
some reds, some whites, some blues
[us] Husband smoked butts for pulled porks
flavored in his secret sauce
some plain for [us] who hate spicy
[us] Grandpa and Grandma baked cookies
dotted in melted candies
some reds, some whites, some blues
[us] Husband smoked butts for pulled porks
flavored in his secret sauce
some plain for [us] who hate spicy
Not Me is the god who shows up when I pray
![poem in the shape of a spinal column. Title-- Atemporal. poem-- Not Me is a quiet bedroom
Comforter that fits its name
Sheets made for building cocoons
Goldilocks mattress just right
At sun’s rise kitchen radio will break headline
Agents behind tinted windows
flooding [us] streets screaming overhead
MORE
They can’t grab up themselves enough
Still that’s in a different room
at a distant hour
Here is solely pillowed support
Abundant rest for every body](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cgovyswdihthk5deonkm23g6/bafkreicoxg4ijd6d7jpbxrltdplcdfnpimpew7kjnt5uqj7w7hzzcd7fxu@jpeg)
August 3, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Not Me is the god who shows up when I pray
To Save The Bleating Baby Deer Wobbling Into The Road Alone On A Dark Night
You’re the kind of cis white man who waved down a speeding car. Stopped by your arms stretching up/out. Braked by your determination that nothing would be killed.
You’re the kind of cis white man who waved down a speeding car. Stopped by your arms stretching up/out. Braked by your determination that nothing would be killed.
July 7, 2025 at 12:30 AM
To Save The Bleating Baby Deer Wobbling Into The Road Alone On A Dark Night
You’re the kind of cis white man who waved down a speeding car. Stopped by your arms stretching up/out. Braked by your determination that nothing would be killed.
You’re the kind of cis white man who waved down a speeding car. Stopped by your arms stretching up/out. Braked by your determination that nothing would be killed.
Becoming BFFs
[us] will book a week at your chic casino
you will place your gold-leaf statue on display
[us] will pose and post to your account
[us] will buy into your crypto currency
you will Fed Ex [us] tickets to tour your house
[us] will covet all your gold-plating
[us] will book a week at your chic casino
you will place your gold-leaf statue on display
[us] will pose and post to your account
[us] will buy into your crypto currency
you will Fed Ex [us] tickets to tour your house
[us] will covet all your gold-plating
June 8, 2025 at 12:14 PM
Becoming BFFs
[us] will book a week at your chic casino
you will place your gold-leaf statue on display
[us] will pose and post to your account
[us] will buy into your crypto currency
you will Fed Ex [us] tickets to tour your house
[us] will covet all your gold-plating
[us] will book a week at your chic casino
you will place your gold-leaf statue on display
[us] will pose and post to your account
[us] will buy into your crypto currency
you will Fed Ex [us] tickets to tour your house
[us] will covet all your gold-plating
International Travel At No Cost To You
If [us] feed you, [us] books won’t balance
Honduras is providing free meals
[us] fly you there directly nonstop
Your medical bills busted [us] bank
El Salvador has many doctors
[us] reserve an appointment for you
If [us] feed you, [us] books won’t balance
Honduras is providing free meals
[us] fly you there directly nonstop
Your medical bills busted [us] bank
El Salvador has many doctors
[us] reserve an appointment for you
May 19, 2025 at 11:47 PM
International Travel At No Cost To You
If [us] feed you, [us] books won’t balance
Honduras is providing free meals
[us] fly you there directly nonstop
Your medical bills busted [us] bank
El Salvador has many doctors
[us] reserve an appointment for you
If [us] feed you, [us] books won’t balance
Honduras is providing free meals
[us] fly you there directly nonstop
Your medical bills busted [us] bank
El Salvador has many doctors
[us] reserve an appointment for you
Let’s Make Me Richer And More Powerful, Deal?
I’m handsome / wealthy / white
give me all your money
I’m married / fertile / white
give me all your land
I’m straight / virile / white
give me all your options
I’m healthy / able / white
give me all your contracts
I’m handsome / wealthy / white
give me all your money
I’m married / fertile / white
give me all your land
I’m straight / virile / white
give me all your options
I’m healthy / able / white
give me all your contracts
April 20, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Let’s Make Me Richer And More Powerful, Deal?
I’m handsome / wealthy / white
give me all your money
I’m married / fertile / white
give me all your land
I’m straight / virile / white
give me all your options
I’m healthy / able / white
give me all your contracts
I’m handsome / wealthy / white
give me all your money
I’m married / fertile / white
give me all your land
I’m straight / virile / white
give me all your options
I’m healthy / able / white
give me all your contracts
Terrific Tariffs
you’re talking smack about me
I punish you with tariff
give me side eye?
I see your tariff and raise it
scoff behind my back?
I bump up your tariff
mock my hairdo?
I sue you in tariff
print lies about me?
I double down your tariff
scorn my smarts?
I smother you in tariff
you’re talking smack about me
I punish you with tariff
give me side eye?
I see your tariff and raise it
scoff behind my back?
I bump up your tariff
mock my hairdo?
I sue you in tariff
print lies about me?
I double down your tariff
scorn my smarts?
I smother you in tariff
April 12, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Terrific Tariffs
you’re talking smack about me
I punish you with tariff
give me side eye?
I see your tariff and raise it
scoff behind my back?
I bump up your tariff
mock my hairdo?
I sue you in tariff
print lies about me?
I double down your tariff
scorn my smarts?
I smother you in tariff
you’re talking smack about me
I punish you with tariff
give me side eye?
I see your tariff and raise it
scoff behind my back?
I bump up your tariff
mock my hairdo?
I sue you in tariff
print lies about me?
I double down your tariff
scorn my smarts?
I smother you in tariff
Sold Down The River
foamy blobs cover water
“Beaver Vomit” the kayakers call it
part decaying leaves
part agitated oxygen
part farm fertilizers
like egg whites beaten stiff then browned to meringue
foamy blobs cover water
“Beaver Vomit” the kayakers call it
part decaying leaves
part agitated oxygen
part farm fertilizers
like egg whites beaten stiff then browned to meringue
April 7, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Sold Down The River
foamy blobs cover water
“Beaver Vomit” the kayakers call it
part decaying leaves
part agitated oxygen
part farm fertilizers
like egg whites beaten stiff then browned to meringue
foamy blobs cover water
“Beaver Vomit” the kayakers call it
part decaying leaves
part agitated oxygen
part farm fertilizers
like egg whites beaten stiff then browned to meringue
Nordic Aspirations
Great Leader wants [us] to own more fjords
[us] is sorely lacking in fjords
but with this acquisition [us] would be fjord rich
would become number one owner of fjords
By every measure of greatness
[us] would be fjord historic
Great Leader wants [us] to own more fjords
[us] is sorely lacking in fjords
but with this acquisition [us] would be fjord rich
would become number one owner of fjords
By every measure of greatness
[us] would be fjord historic
March 16, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Nordic Aspirations
Great Leader wants [us] to own more fjords
[us] is sorely lacking in fjords
but with this acquisition [us] would be fjord rich
would become number one owner of fjords
By every measure of greatness
[us] would be fjord historic
Great Leader wants [us] to own more fjords
[us] is sorely lacking in fjords
but with this acquisition [us] would be fjord rich
would become number one owner of fjords
By every measure of greatness
[us] would be fjord historic
He Shall Separate The MENS From The WOMENS
here, only GIRLS hands shall rub together
twist faucet to OFF
rip paper towel from holder
here, only GIRLS hands shall rub together
twist faucet to OFF
rip paper towel from holder
March 2, 2025 at 11:24 PM
He Shall Separate The MENS From The WOMENS
here, only GIRLS hands shall rub together
twist faucet to OFF
rip paper towel from holder
here, only GIRLS hands shall rub together
twist faucet to OFF
rip paper towel from holder
Alternative Facts
If I claim it's godly,
I get a free hall pass
If I claim it's godly,
I get a free hall pass
February 23, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Alternative Facts
If I claim it's godly,
I get a free hall pass
If I claim it's godly,
I get a free hall pass
Setting For One At the All-You-Can-Eat Buffet
Naysayers nag coulldn't, shouldn't, but he would do it
Laws of limitations are Other-People problems
Naysayers nag coulldn't, shouldn't, but he would do it
Laws of limitations are Other-People problems
February 8, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Setting For One At the All-You-Can-Eat Buffet
Naysayers nag coulldn't, shouldn't, but he would do it
Laws of limitations are Other-People problems
Naysayers nag coulldn't, shouldn't, but he would do it
Laws of limitations are Other-People problems
Reposted by LA Felleman
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January 29, 2025 at 12:00 PM
🌟 It’s live! 🌟 The inaugural issue of Audi Locus: A Journal of Poetry is now available online! 🎉✨
Thank you to everyone who’s supported this journey. We're so excited to share this first issue with all of you.💛
📖✨Read the full issue today here: www.audilocus.com/volume1-issue1
Thank you to everyone who’s supported this journey. We're so excited to share this first issue with all of you.💛
📖✨Read the full issue today here: www.audilocus.com/volume1-issue1
My monitor is blipless
straight across the screen left to right
neither deviations nor curves
Not Me is two paddles
one clear word
charging through my nerves
Battery briefly 100%
quick power drain
juiced by the next jolt
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Not Me is the god who shows up when i pray
straight across the screen left to right
neither deviations nor curves
Not Me is two paddles
one clear word
charging through my nerves
Battery briefly 100%
quick power drain
juiced by the next jolt
--------
Not Me is the god who shows up when i pray
December 21, 2024 at 9:34 PM
My monitor is blipless
straight across the screen left to right
neither deviations nor curves
Not Me is two paddles
one clear word
charging through my nerves
Battery briefly 100%
quick power drain
juiced by the next jolt
--------
Not Me is the god who shows up when i pray
straight across the screen left to right
neither deviations nor curves
Not Me is two paddles
one clear word
charging through my nerves
Battery briefly 100%
quick power drain
juiced by the next jolt
--------
Not Me is the god who shows up when i pray
I am a leaky bike tire slowing losing air
Not Me applies a patch
pumps to optimum psi
gets me a little farther down the road
until the next fix
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Not Me is the god who shows up when i pray
Not Me applies a patch
pumps to optimum psi
gets me a little farther down the road
until the next fix
-----------
Not Me is the god who shows up when i pray
December 8, 2024 at 4:40 PM
I am a leaky bike tire slowing losing air
Not Me applies a patch
pumps to optimum psi
gets me a little farther down the road
until the next fix
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Not Me is the god who shows up when i pray
Not Me applies a patch
pumps to optimum psi
gets me a little farther down the road
until the next fix
-----------
Not Me is the god who shows up when i pray
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I am a pretzel twist
heavily salted
baked to break
Not Me is a cheese souffle
airy, spacious, light
made to be savored
heavily salted
baked to break
Not Me is a cheese souffle
airy, spacious, light
made to be savored
December 1, 2024 at 4:05 PM
I am a pretzel twist
heavily salted
baked to break
Not Me is a cheese souffle
airy, spacious, light
made to be savored
heavily salted
baked to break
Not Me is a cheese souffle
airy, spacious, light
made to be savored
I am socked in
SAD on the shortest day of the year
Not Me is a one-hour puddle jumper
flight above the clouds
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Not Me is the god who shows up when i pray
SAD on the shortest day of the year
Not Me is a one-hour puddle jumper
flight above the clouds
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Not Me is the god who shows up when i pray
November 22, 2024 at 12:56 PM
I am socked in
SAD on the shortest day of the year
Not Me is a one-hour puddle jumper
flight above the clouds
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Not Me is the god who shows up when i pray
SAD on the shortest day of the year
Not Me is a one-hour puddle jumper
flight above the clouds
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Not Me is the god who shows up when i pray
I am frantic panic scanning exits
despairing to spot the safest way out
Not Me is the hug holding me intact
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Not Me is the god who shows up when i pray
despairing to spot the safest way out
Not Me is the hug holding me intact
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Not Me is the god who shows up when i pray
November 21, 2024 at 5:52 PM
I am frantic panic scanning exits
despairing to spot the safest way out
Not Me is the hug holding me intact
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Not Me is the god who shows up when i pray
despairing to spot the safest way out
Not Me is the hug holding me intact
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Not Me is the god who shows up when i pray