The serial killer is also obsessed with Christmas to the point he cooks a whole turkey every couple of weeks.

Kirsten too, I just didn't feel like the film made the most of her fantastic talent.

Nice dress, not entirely sure if we're still on Christmas. I think this might have attempted to be funnier than it was. I also don't think that there was any actual chemistry with the leads, which is a pity as Lindsey can be fab with the right person beside her.

She's looking at his proposal. Alas, his logo is the worst 😭. His mum is never trusting her either. Romantic flashbacks that I have no recollection of.

Kristen is not letting the affair stand in the way of Christmas. Lindsey is not putting up with dopey boyfriend though. Logan is looking back at the haunted figure of overtanned girlfriend.

Fuck off with the dementia bullshit, also, shut up orange gf. Team grandma and Callum!

We're not supposed to feel sorry for Logan! Kristen is being evil. Don't want to be her secret santa!

I like the silky rose dress, very nice. Now she's checking out the sexy engineering blueprints. It's secret santa time!

She should just dump the pair of them and go find someone more exciting. Logan is trying to dob the bf in, L doesn't care.