LadyJ
@ladyj3000.bsky.social
Here's a fun fact about me. I was one of the top upseller in my region for Burger King in 2001.
Was potentially causing all those heart attacks worth the $10 Tower Records gift card?
The world may never know.
Was potentially causing all those heart attacks worth the $10 Tower Records gift card?
The world may never know.
June 6, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Here's a fun fact about me. I was one of the top upseller in my region for Burger King in 2001.
Was potentially causing all those heart attacks worth the $10 Tower Records gift card?
The world may never know.
Was potentially causing all those heart attacks worth the $10 Tower Records gift card?
The world may never know.
June 3, 2025 at 8:32 PM
If you put a tortilla underneath Trump as he crumbles, you'll get an extra terrible president for free.
May 28, 2025 at 11:41 PM
If you put a tortilla underneath Trump as he crumbles, you'll get an extra terrible president for free.
I hated Katy Perry before it was cool.
April 16, 2025 at 1:57 AM
I hated Katy Perry before it was cool.
In Stephen King's "The Stand", a character quotes from this poem as the world falls apart. One line in particular that he focuses on is "the centre cannot hold."
With all the chaos in our government and the anarchy that is following, this poem seems so apt for our uncertain times.
With all the chaos in our government and the anarchy that is following, this poem seems so apt for our uncertain times.
April 15, 2025 at 3:45 AM
In Stephen King's "The Stand", a character quotes from this poem as the world falls apart. One line in particular that he focuses on is "the centre cannot hold."
With all the chaos in our government and the anarchy that is following, this poem seems so apt for our uncertain times.
With all the chaos in our government and the anarchy that is following, this poem seems so apt for our uncertain times.
Simpsons didn't
Simpsons didn't
😭
IYKYK
Simpsons didn't
😭
IYKYK
April 13, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Simpsons didn't
Simpsons didn't
😭
IYKYK
Simpsons didn't
😭
IYKYK
Facebook doesn't like you joking about eating disorders. That was like the only fun thing about having one.
March 27, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Facebook doesn't like you joking about eating disorders. That was like the only fun thing about having one.
Reposted by LadyJ
In 1862, a Union soldier found cigars wrapped in a piece of paper in a field of clover. The paper was a copy of Confederate Gen. Lee's invasion orders. The Southern sloppiness helped the Union stop Lee at Antietam.
It's unknown who lost the orders in the field, or if he was related to Pete Hegseth.
It's unknown who lost the orders in the field, or if he was related to Pete Hegseth.
March 27, 2025 at 4:44 PM
In 1862, a Union soldier found cigars wrapped in a piece of paper in a field of clover. The paper was a copy of Confederate Gen. Lee's invasion orders. The Southern sloppiness helped the Union stop Lee at Antietam.
It's unknown who lost the orders in the field, or if he was related to Pete Hegseth.
It's unknown who lost the orders in the field, or if he was related to Pete Hegseth.
So it's "disrespectful" for Zelenskyy not to wear a suit, but Elon can strut around dressed like a film student that just got rejected from NYU?
Fascinating!
Fascinating!
February 28, 2025 at 11:57 PM
So it's "disrespectful" for Zelenskyy not to wear a suit, but Elon can strut around dressed like a film student that just got rejected from NYU?
Fascinating!
Fascinating!
Mike Judge is a literal prophet. Hopefully, I can get a job as CEO at Starbucks. #Idiocracy
February 28, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Mike Judge is a literal prophet. Hopefully, I can get a job as CEO at Starbucks. #Idiocracy
Day One: My semi Facebook incarceration has led me to venture outside my house.
I bought a 10 dollar loaf of healthy bread and a tin of plant based Spam.
Avenge me.
#fuckzucc
I bought a 10 dollar loaf of healthy bread and a tin of plant based Spam.
Avenge me.
#fuckzucc
February 28, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Day One: My semi Facebook incarceration has led me to venture outside my house.
I bought a 10 dollar loaf of healthy bread and a tin of plant based Spam.
Avenge me.
#fuckzucc
I bought a 10 dollar loaf of healthy bread and a tin of plant based Spam.
Avenge me.
#fuckzucc
Apparently, you can be a racist, homophobic, transphobic, sexist twat waffle on Facebook and Zucc will protect you because "free speech."
But make one damn joke and suddenly you're a menace to society.
But make one damn joke and suddenly you're a menace to society.
February 27, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Apparently, you can be a racist, homophobic, transphobic, sexist twat waffle on Facebook and Zucc will protect you because "free speech."
But make one damn joke and suddenly you're a menace to society.
But make one damn joke and suddenly you're a menace to society.
Y'all need to put the cocaine back in the Coca-Cola if you're gonna be charging so much.
February 22, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Y'all need to put the cocaine back in the Coca-Cola if you're gonna be charging so much.
Grover Beach 2025
We had to clean a swastika off our door at work.
2025 people
Trump voters, you asked for this.
We had to clean a swastika off our door at work.
2025 people
Trump voters, you asked for this.
February 4, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Grover Beach 2025
We had to clean a swastika off our door at work.
2025 people
Trump voters, you asked for this.
We had to clean a swastika off our door at work.
2025 people
Trump voters, you asked for this.
I officially have too much time on my hands.
February 4, 2025 at 12:45 AM
I officially have too much time on my hands.
President Musk's Rat caused the death of 63 people and, of course, blames Obama.
What a soulless piece of garbage!
What a soulless piece of garbage!
January 31, 2025 at 9:09 PM
President Musk's Rat caused the death of 63 people and, of course, blames Obama.
What a soulless piece of garbage!
What a soulless piece of garbage!
I used to condemn people for saying Daddy Trump until last week.
Now it's Daddy Newsom for President @gavinnewsom.bsky.social
Now it's Daddy Newsom for President @gavinnewsom.bsky.social
January 29, 2025 at 6:21 AM
I used to condemn people for saying Daddy Trump until last week.
Now it's Daddy Newsom for President @gavinnewsom.bsky.social
Now it's Daddy Newsom for President @gavinnewsom.bsky.social
Are we paying attention yet?
January 27, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Are we paying attention yet?
Basic human rights. Yes, women who voted for Trump. You're considered DEI!
January 27, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Basic human rights. Yes, women who voted for Trump. You're considered DEI!
My lower back is killing me
I must confess, it's agony.
When I turn 50, I'll lose my mind
I'm not fine, take me back to 25
My apologies to Britney Spears
I must confess, it's agony.
When I turn 50, I'll lose my mind
I'm not fine, take me back to 25
My apologies to Britney Spears
January 24, 2025 at 7:06 AM
My lower back is killing me
I must confess, it's agony.
When I turn 50, I'll lose my mind
I'm not fine, take me back to 25
My apologies to Britney Spears
I must confess, it's agony.
When I turn 50, I'll lose my mind
I'm not fine, take me back to 25
My apologies to Britney Spears
Reposted by LadyJ
If she can do it, we can all do it.
January 22, 2025 at 10:43 AM
If she can do it, we can all do it.
Reposted by LadyJ
No executive order has the power or the right to tell you who you are. F*ck that noise. Surround yourself with love, and when you’re ready, get back in this fight.
We need you. 🫶🏽
We need you. 🫶🏽
January 21, 2025 at 4:11 PM
No executive order has the power or the right to tell you who you are. F*ck that noise. Surround yourself with love, and when you’re ready, get back in this fight.
We need you. 🫶🏽
We need you. 🫶🏽
Positive messages with threatening auras.
January 21, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Positive messages with threatening auras.