Everything high school said about college life is a lie, a thread:

-No one cares if you wear Pjs to class. Everyone’s fighting for their newly adult lives, and we all get it.

-Perfect attendance is a myth. Skip if you feel gross or need a day. ….That said, still go when you can; you paid for it.

It's ok to go quiet. It's ok to have wild bursts of energy and inspiration followed by downtime to recharge. Don't ever beat yourself up over your energy being cyclical. You are not a machine. Sometimes, you need to eat sheet cake and be sad while taking a chance on a new book to read. All valid♥︎✨️

We came.
We saw.
…..And we got our DJOCKS BLOWN OFF!!!
If you ever have the chance to see #Djo live DO IT! This was the most fun I’ve had at a concert in a LONG time!
PHENOMENAL PERFORMANCES!!
And Post Animal was JUST OUTSTANDING!!! Thanks for an amazing night!!! 🥹❤️🤘

ITS HAPPEEEEENING!!!!
FINALLY SEEING DJO LIIIIIIIVE

To whoever made my Mexican take-out tonight, and gave me extra chorizo and shrimp, and chips I could still taste the fry oil on….

I’m coming back here where it’s nice and doesn’t throw me into an existential spiral at 1 am

There is no better advertising for a bidet than food poisoning.

TMI, but it’s an epiphany courtesy of the past 3 days of misery.

HELP

Yes, this administration is dangerous and cruel, but they are also shockingly dim and incompetent.

Opportunities are everywhere.

Make everything as hard as possible. Resist every demand. Refuse entry without a warrant. Don’t take the buyout. Their problem solving skills are 📉

Time to post this again

of all the loathsome beasts and foul flora that inhabit our world there is none i detest more than YOU, YOU SICK CREEPING SON OF A BITCH

Yeah same 😂

Starting a thread of blocklists to share (feel free to reply with your favorites)

Wow, been on here 2 minutes and it’s already??? SO MUCH NICER???
HELLO!?