Pinned
atlas
@ladyatlas.bsky.social
· Nov 10
for the most beautiful girl I've ever had the privilege of being out of my mind in grief for
- atlas
- atlas
Reposted by atlas
Man Who Keeps Keys On Carabiner Must Rappel Into Office Building Every Morning theonion.com/man-who...
May 8, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Man Who Keeps Keys On Carabiner Must Rappel Into Office Building Every Morning theonion.com/man-who...
Reposted by atlas
April 4, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Reposted by atlas
![[Id: digital art of Marcille from Delicious in Dungeon/ Dungeon Meshi in black, white and red. She is standing in a summoning circle looking serious and blood stains her clothes and hair.]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:j6zt622mvkp6d7kc3y7khvjq/bafkreierbrq63nvufnj2tehym6mreciswwscqdpcojxzijwu4diuduonau@jpeg)
April 9, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Reposted by atlas
![[ID: digital art of a skinny man with brown skin and pink hair. He is dressed in fancy wizard clothes and sitting as if in contemplation.]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:j6zt622mvkp6d7kc3y7khvjq/bafkreie2hlprlexo7dhfry2tmuqwrlc2klxp54dr26vldptuvawcf7htgu@jpeg)
April 14, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Reposted by atlas
FDA Issues Passive-Aggressive Reminder That Serving Tongs There For A Reason
FDA Issues Passive-Aggressive Reminder That Serving Tongs There For A Reason
SILVER SPRING, MD—Emphasizing that these guidelines had already been issued to the public plenty of times, the U.S. Food and Drug Administration released a passive-aggressive safety alert Thursday rem...
theonion.com
April 24, 2025 at 3:00 PM
FDA Issues Passive-Aggressive Reminder That Serving Tongs There For A Reason
Reposted by atlas
@chrismurphyct.bsky.social and I walking into a PACKED house at UAW Region 1 here in Warren, MI! Republican Rep. John James refuses to hold a Townhall, so we did it for him!
March 29, 2025 at 9:03 PM
@chrismurphyct.bsky.social and I walking into a PACKED house at UAW Region 1 here in Warren, MI! Republican Rep. John James refuses to hold a Townhall, so we did it for him!
Look guys, if we all refuse to validate daylight savings they can't stop us
March 9, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Look guys, if we all refuse to validate daylight savings they can't stop us
Why won't the universe allow me to purchase a bread maker 😞
March 6, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Why won't the universe allow me to purchase a bread maker 😞
Reposted by atlas
March 2, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Reposted by atlas
February 20, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Happy my precious niece's birthday to all who celebrate
February 14, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Happy my precious niece's birthday to all who celebrate
Reposted by atlas
Yes, this administration is dangerous and cruel, but they are also shockingly dim and incompetent.
Opportunities are everywhere.
Make everything as hard as possible. Resist every demand. Refuse entry without a warrant. Don’t take the buyout. Their problem solving skills are 📉
Opportunities are everywhere.
Make everything as hard as possible. Resist every demand. Refuse entry without a warrant. Don’t take the buyout. Their problem solving skills are 📉
January 30, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Yes, this administration is dangerous and cruel, but they are also shockingly dim and incompetent.
Opportunities are everywhere.
Make everything as hard as possible. Resist every demand. Refuse entry without a warrant. Don’t take the buyout. Their problem solving skills are 📉
Opportunities are everywhere.
Make everything as hard as possible. Resist every demand. Refuse entry without a warrant. Don’t take the buyout. Their problem solving skills are 📉
Reposted by atlas
One thing about me is that I will fight Nazis until I’m six feet in the ground.
January 24, 2025 at 1:24 AM
One thing about me is that I will fight Nazis until I’m six feet in the ground.
You can tell that oakland university really cares about their students. For instance, today I was told to receive my financial aid I need to give them my mother's death certificate just in case this is all an elaborate lie so one day, one glorious day, I could pay them ten thousand fucking dollars
January 15, 2025 at 4:03 AM
You can tell that oakland university really cares about their students. For instance, today I was told to receive my financial aid I need to give them my mother's death certificate just in case this is all an elaborate lie so one day, one glorious day, I could pay them ten thousand fucking dollars
Traditionally, you can end a letter/email with "love," but not with "hate," and with "best," but not "worst,". I'm going to start sending the most hostile professional emails anyone's ever seen
January 10, 2025 at 4:55 AM
Traditionally, you can end a letter/email with "love," but not with "hate," and with "best," but not "worst,". I'm going to start sending the most hostile professional emails anyone's ever seen
If there is any way to OD on vapour rub it was nice knowing all of you bc I'm creating a new strain of pneumonia with this shit
December 31, 2024 at 7:57 PM
If there is any way to OD on vapour rub it was nice knowing all of you bc I'm creating a new strain of pneumonia with this shit
I understand this is me regressing with my ocd but doing [REDACTED] is just so much more logical
December 27, 2024 at 6:51 AM
I understand this is me regressing with my ocd but doing [REDACTED] is just so much more logical
Never question my dedication to Billy Joel
December 7, 2024 at 2:58 AM
Never question my dedication to Billy Joel
I hope Biden speeds eighty down Pennsylvania Avenue in whatever car they give the president, gets ticketed, and pardons himself. I hope he jaywalks in front of a cop and pardon himself. I hope he lets Commander bite whoever the fuck he wants and pardons him too.
December 3, 2024 at 5:01 AM
I hope Biden speeds eighty down Pennsylvania Avenue in whatever car they give the president, gets ticketed, and pardons himself. I hope he jaywalks in front of a cop and pardon himself. I hope he lets Commander bite whoever the fuck he wants and pardons him too.
People without ocd must have so much free time like what do you even do if you're not thinking about [REDACTED] for six hours
November 17, 2024 at 5:23 AM
People without ocd must have so much free time like what do you even do if you're not thinking about [REDACTED] for six hours
for the most beautiful girl I've ever had the privilege of being out of my mind in grief for
- atlas
- atlas
November 10, 2024 at 2:34 AM
for the most beautiful girl I've ever had the privilege of being out of my mind in grief for
- atlas
- atlas
someday I'll have a giant pot for stew and such and then you'll see. you'll all see.
November 4, 2024 at 4:34 AM
someday I'll have a giant pot for stew and such and then you'll see. you'll all see.