💀 evelynn 💀
@ladyartaud.bsky.social
poet/critic/mfa/lesbian/transsexual/etc. literally schizophrenic. she/her
a severe object with pleasing geometry
patreon.com/schizopoetics
schizopoetics.wordpress.com
a severe object with pleasing geometry
patreon.com/schizopoetics
schizopoetics.wordpress.com
selfie (feat. bra)
December 7, 2025 at 3:56 AM
selfie (feat. bra)
a selfie in better light.
December 7, 2025 at 2:05 AM
a selfie in better light.
going out on the town. car selfie
December 7, 2025 at 12:58 AM
going out on the town. car selfie
im usually a mono black girl, but if I have to have a second color UB is my fav color combo.
i am the physical embodiment of the asshole colors meme.
i am the physical embodiment of the asshole colors meme.
November 24, 2025 at 6:22 AM
im usually a mono black girl, but if I have to have a second color UB is my fav color combo.
i am the physical embodiment of the asshole colors meme.
i am the physical embodiment of the asshole colors meme.
ok this is actually incredibly accurate for me
November 22, 2025 at 12:52 AM
ok this is actually incredibly accurate for me
the thing that gets me about this, is that even though the onus ought to be on them, it is an explanation we will never receive. if we receive anything it will be middle manager jargon about innovation. none of the actual explanation for why human knowledge is so expendable to them
November 19, 2025 at 10:46 PM
the thing that gets me about this, is that even though the onus ought to be on them, it is an explanation we will never receive. if we receive anything it will be middle manager jargon about innovation. none of the actual explanation for why human knowledge is so expendable to them
i love responding to these random ass scammer texts, absolutely hilarious interactions.
November 13, 2025 at 8:23 PM
i love responding to these random ass scammer texts, absolutely hilarious interactions.
i fucking hate this pos. he's a danger to our community. i have him blocked, & yet
November 13, 2025 at 7:29 PM
i fucking hate this pos. he's a danger to our community. i have him blocked, & yet
the new female Nightreign character is a leather nun mommy, and im completely normal about this.
November 12, 2025 at 7:19 PM
the new female Nightreign character is a leather nun mommy, and im completely normal about this.
doing some very sloppy paint sketches / drafts for a later project where i fuck with Coleridge's Confessions of an Inquiring Spirit
October 30, 2025 at 7:23 PM
doing some very sloppy paint sketches / drafts for a later project where i fuck with Coleridge's Confessions of an Inquiring Spirit
irresponsibly posting my location on social media
October 28, 2025 at 5:54 PM
irresponsibly posting my location on social media
oh my god he retweeted this 2 hours later. this dude has the self awareness of a twig.
October 26, 2025 at 12:25 AM
oh my god he retweeted this 2 hours later. this dude has the self awareness of a twig.
the mtg/linguistics/trans nerds have translated "death before detransition" into phyrexian.
October 24, 2025 at 5:03 PM
the mtg/linguistics/trans nerds have translated "death before detransition" into phyrexian.
yeah I saw this one, theres some others out there too. like this once, which I'd like in black with white lace.
October 24, 2025 at 12:51 AM
yeah I saw this one, theres some others out there too. like this once, which I'd like in black with white lace.
or like this, everything from cryptic nine is fantastic.
October 24, 2025 at 12:29 AM
or like this, everything from cryptic nine is fantastic.
need like a lace hood, but latex. ive seen them at fetish shows, but i cant find anywhere to get them.
October 24, 2025 at 12:12 AM
need like a lace hood, but latex. ive seen them at fetish shows, but i cant find anywhere to get them.
love to get important mail
October 23, 2025 at 11:43 PM
love to get important mail
it is deeply funny to me that the first time I get food stamps is also the first time the federal government completely cuts funding for them. absolute cosmic humor tier joke.
October 23, 2025 at 5:14 PM
it is deeply funny to me that the first time I get food stamps is also the first time the federal government completely cuts funding for them. absolute cosmic humor tier joke.
apparently i am a lot better than I thought. 15 - 3 is a wild score to have.
deck list for anyone wondering: moxfield.com/decks/UAjyzv...
deck list for anyone wondering: moxfield.com/decks/UAjyzv...
October 23, 2025 at 12:12 AM
apparently i am a lot better than I thought. 15 - 3 is a wild score to have.
deck list for anyone wondering: moxfield.com/decks/UAjyzv...
deck list for anyone wondering: moxfield.com/decks/UAjyzv...
i love mono black. i dont have the money for paper legacy or paper modern, but arena timeless is a good substitute.
October 22, 2025 at 9:33 PM
i love mono black. i dont have the money for paper legacy or paper modern, but arena timeless is a good substitute.
made it to Diamond. somehow my winrate went *up* in plat. 59% wr now.
October 21, 2025 at 9:06 PM
made it to Diamond. somehow my winrate went *up* in plat. 59% wr now.