SquirtAintYellowBih😒 *Shay*
@ladiispragga90.bsky.social
Yo gma had plastic on the furniture cause she was a squirter. Let that rest on your brain
I present to you...my feral toddler 🤦🏾♀️😅
July 24, 2025 at 6:13 AM
I present to you...my feral toddler 🤦🏾♀️😅
Took him to the park to run off that energy...now he's snoring. Mission accomplished
June 22, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Took him to the park to run off that energy...now he's snoring. Mission accomplished
My niece works at Target (yea...I know)....look what they gave her for their Juneteenth meal. She forgot to picture the fuckin GRAPE JUICE they gave them. The disrespect is bigger than the bag 🙄 #FuckTarget
June 20, 2025 at 2:37 AM
My niece works at Target (yea...I know)....look what they gave her for their Juneteenth meal. She forgot to picture the fuckin GRAPE JUICE they gave them. The disrespect is bigger than the bag 🙄 #FuckTarget
Nobody:
Him: Bae...they fuckin set out churros at work! Im tryin not to be a fat ass
Me: *mad af they unintentionally activated his whore mode*
Him: Bae...they fuckin set out churros at work! Im tryin not to be a fat ass
Me: *mad af they unintentionally activated his whore mode*
June 19, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Nobody:
Him: Bae...they fuckin set out churros at work! Im tryin not to be a fat ass
Me: *mad af they unintentionally activated his whore mode*
Him: Bae...they fuckin set out churros at work! Im tryin not to be a fat ass
Me: *mad af they unintentionally activated his whore mode*
Idk what's more hilarious...SpaceX explosion on Juneteenth or the explosion lookin like the Black Power fist ✊🏾
June 19, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Idk what's more hilarious...SpaceX explosion on Juneteenth or the explosion lookin like the Black Power fist ✊🏾
Coupled with some Lion's Mane powder 👩🏾🍳💋
May 28, 2025 at 6:59 AM
Coupled with some Lion's Mane powder 👩🏾🍳💋
If he dont become my man I'd legit cry lol we are way too unhinged 🤣
May 28, 2025 at 6:55 AM
If he dont become my man I'd legit cry lol we are way too unhinged 🤣
Face card may decline from time to time but ugly is a stretch
May 20, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Face card may decline from time to time but ugly is a stretch
The obsession be real
May 20, 2025 at 2:40 AM
The obsession be real
My soul is happy af. Burn em ALL to the ground. Especially the one on Pennsylvania Ave
May 18, 2025 at 10:04 PM
My soul is happy af. Burn em ALL to the ground. Especially the one on Pennsylvania Ave
Anyway...heyyy nshit
May 18, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Anyway...heyyy nshit
Me: *to my 2yr old* "stop throwing things & find you something safe to do"
Him: *starts crying & climbs on couch to lay down*
My mom: "come here baby, come on"
Me: "I told him to do something. Please don't undermind me. Let this be the last time I have to say anything
My niece:
Him: *starts crying & climbs on couch to lay down*
My mom: "come here baby, come on"
Me: "I told him to do something. Please don't undermind me. Let this be the last time I have to say anything
My niece:
May 18, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Me: *to my 2yr old* "stop throwing things & find you something safe to do"
Him: *starts crying & climbs on couch to lay down*
My mom: "come here baby, come on"
Me: "I told him to do something. Please don't undermind me. Let this be the last time I have to say anything
My niece:
Him: *starts crying & climbs on couch to lay down*
My mom: "come here baby, come on"
Me: "I told him to do something. Please don't undermind me. Let this be the last time I have to say anything
My niece:
These za packs are getting to be too much
April 12, 2025 at 1:09 AM
These za packs are getting to be too much
Im finding peace in coloring
April 12, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Im finding peace in coloring
Im really turnin 35...iykyk 😰🙌🏾 did a middle part in my head & found some new grey fucks so yayyyyy.
April 11, 2025 at 12:03 PM
Im really turnin 35...iykyk 😰🙌🏾 did a middle part in my head & found some new grey fucks so yayyyyy.
DFUCK goin on on the sklyline?! Why yall so angry this morning?!
April 11, 2025 at 11:56 AM
DFUCK goin on on the sklyline?! Why yall so angry this morning?!
April 6, 2025 at 8:42 PM
The world is going to shits & Im fuckin in tears cause I cant suck dick 🤦🏾♀️. This man want me delulu fr! Granted, a punishment is warranted but THIS?!
April 6, 2025 at 6:41 PM
The world is going to shits & Im fuckin in tears cause I cant suck dick 🤦🏾♀️. This man want me delulu fr! Granted, a punishment is warranted but THIS?!
👋🏽 heyyyy
March 21, 2025 at 2:10 AM
👋🏽 heyyyy
Dawg...idk what I was on (probably 🍄) when I edited a clip but nigga it made it to my tiktok drafts 🤣🤣 whew shit...I present to you...unhinged fuckery #NSFW
February 17, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Dawg...idk what I was on (probably 🍄) when I edited a clip but nigga it made it to my tiktok drafts 🤣🤣 whew shit...I present to you...unhinged fuckery #NSFW
Not gon lie...when I'm hangin off the bed enjoyin reverse 69...I be watchin his bootyhole clench lol my brain be tellin me to blow on it or give it a quick smooch 🤣🤣 I just dont want the knee to my face
February 17, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Not gon lie...when I'm hangin off the bed enjoyin reverse 69...I be watchin his bootyhole clench lol my brain be tellin me to blow on it or give it a quick smooch 🤣🤣 I just dont want the knee to my face
Cant have the peens in their feels while we bleed. Not fair!
February 17, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Cant have the peens in their feels while we bleed. Not fair!
BRING THE 🧈
January 30, 2025 at 7:14 AM
BRING THE 🧈