SquirtAintYellowBih😒 *Shay*
@ladiispragga90.bsky.social
Yo gma had plastic on the furniture cause she was a squirter. Let that rest on your brain
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Aye yall fine af over here on #blacksky #addtoblacksky 👀 heyyyyy
Just want you to know that it is fairly easy to fold a 243lb 5'4 female as a 6' 268lb male in a 2015 Chevy Sonic LT 🙃
July 29, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Just want you to know that it is fairly easy to fold a 243lb 5'4 female as a 6' 268lb male in a 2015 Chevy Sonic LT 🙃
I present to you...my feral toddler 🤦🏾♀️😅
July 24, 2025 at 6:13 AM
I present to you...my feral toddler 🤦🏾♀️😅
i. need. to. to. find. a. yellow. watermelon
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July 16, 2025 at 5:40 AM
i. need. to. to. find. a. yellow. watermelon
Sperm & Spaghetti
June 30, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Sperm & Spaghetti
Took him to the park to run off that energy...now he's snoring. Mission accomplished
June 22, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Took him to the park to run off that energy...now he's snoring. Mission accomplished
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Yall remember when we were kids (elder millennials/gen x) they used to say “Peace in the Middle East” or “Pray for peace in Middle East”?
Whole time America was the cause of the lack of peace. Proved over and over.
Whole time America was the cause of the lack of peace. Proved over and over.
June 22, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Yall remember when we were kids (elder millennials/gen x) they used to say “Peace in the Middle East” or “Pray for peace in Middle East”?
Whole time America was the cause of the lack of peace. Proved over and over.
Whole time America was the cause of the lack of peace. Proved over and over.
Iran...we aint got shit to do wit that orange bitch & his delulu cult
June 22, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Iran...we aint got shit to do wit that orange bitch & his delulu cult
My niece works at Target (yea...I know)....look what they gave her for their Juneteenth meal. She forgot to picture the fuckin GRAPE JUICE they gave them. The disrespect is bigger than the bag 🙄 #FuckTarget
June 20, 2025 at 2:37 AM
My niece works at Target (yea...I know)....look what they gave her for their Juneteenth meal. She forgot to picture the fuckin GRAPE JUICE they gave them. The disrespect is bigger than the bag 🙄 #FuckTarget
Bruh why do they do this?!
i opened up about me previously being in a dv relationship to a man & he said: “that must mean that 🐱 is good.”
LORD I AM TIRED
LORD I AM TIRED
June 19, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Bruh why do they do this?!
Nobody:
Him: Bae...they fuckin set out churros at work! Im tryin not to be a fat ass
Me: *mad af they unintentionally activated his whore mode*
Him: Bae...they fuckin set out churros at work! Im tryin not to be a fat ass
Me: *mad af they unintentionally activated his whore mode*
June 19, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Nobody:
Him: Bae...they fuckin set out churros at work! Im tryin not to be a fat ass
Me: *mad af they unintentionally activated his whore mode*
Him: Bae...they fuckin set out churros at work! Im tryin not to be a fat ass
Me: *mad af they unintentionally activated his whore mode*
I also wash my ass with Peppermint soap after every trip to the restroom. I have a serious fear of bein a "funky fat bih" 💀 plus I be ready at any given moment to be devoured
June 19, 2025 at 10:23 PM
I also wash my ass with Peppermint soap after every trip to the restroom. I have a serious fear of bein a "funky fat bih" 💀 plus I be ready at any given moment to be devoured
Random & may be weird but do any other ladies love the smell of your 🐱? I will deadass sniff and taste my shit multiple times a day on random
June 19, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Random & may be weird but do any other ladies love the smell of your 🐱? I will deadass sniff and taste my shit multiple times a day on random
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New post by Rekha Basu: A new law signed by Iowa’s first female governor will make it illegal for cities to intentionally recruit, hire, or retain female police officers.
Des Moines has paid millions to settle sex discrimination lawsuits.
www.bleedingheartland.com/2025/06/18/i...
Des Moines has paid millions to settle sex discrimination lawsuits.
www.bleedingheartland.com/2025/06/18/i...
Iowa's first female governor signs law that will set women back
Rekha Basu: The new Iowa law will make it illegal for Des Moines to intentionally recruit, hire, or retain female police officers.
www.bleedingheartland.com
June 18, 2025 at 10:30 PM
New post by Rekha Basu: A new law signed by Iowa’s first female governor will make it illegal for cities to intentionally recruit, hire, or retain female police officers.
Des Moines has paid millions to settle sex discrimination lawsuits.
www.bleedingheartland.com/2025/06/18/i...
Des Moines has paid millions to settle sex discrimination lawsuits.
www.bleedingheartland.com/2025/06/18/i...
Idk what's more hilarious...SpaceX explosion on Juneteenth or the explosion lookin like the Black Power fist ✊🏾
June 19, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Idk what's more hilarious...SpaceX explosion on Juneteenth or the explosion lookin like the Black Power fist ✊🏾
After losing my job, home & unlimited car issues...Im starting my new salaried position tomorrow 🙌🏾 one step closer to getting out of this darkness
June 18, 2025 at 3:29 AM
After losing my job, home & unlimited car issues...Im starting my new salaried position tomorrow 🙌🏾 one step closer to getting out of this darkness
A collar...lettin me hold it while u pee...a neck bite...all fuckin marriage proposals 🙃
May 28, 2025 at 7:50 AM
A collar...lettin me hold it while u pee...a neck bite...all fuckin marriage proposals 🙃
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Okay but add in a collar and leash 🙂↕️
May 28, 2025 at 7:21 AM
Okay but add in a collar and leash 🙂↕️
I took years of loses & doctors tellin me it wouldn't be possible & let my kink flag fly. Babyyyyy a storm came through & knocked my flag pole down & humbled my ass. I said aht aht...TAKE ME OUT THE GAME COACH
May 28, 2025 at 7:48 AM
I took years of loses & doctors tellin me it wouldn't be possible & let my kink flag fly. Babyyyyy a storm came through & knocked my flag pole down & humbled my ass. I said aht aht...TAKE ME OUT THE GAME COACH
Mentally & physically I got my tubes removed due to loss after loss & dealin wit infertility for 9yrs...(Big Sandals had jokes givin me a re-do)
Kink wise?
Kink wise?
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May 28, 2025 at 7:46 AM
Mentally & physically I got my tubes removed due to loss after loss & dealin wit infertility for 9yrs...(Big Sandals had jokes givin me a re-do)
Kink wise?
Kink wise?
"I don't even mean to growl, I just be tryna remember to breathe" lmao well I love it
May 28, 2025 at 7:42 AM
"I don't even mean to growl, I just be tryna remember to breathe" lmao well I love it
Beat his dick while u kiss on him & whisper affirmations in his ear
May 28, 2025 at 7:40 AM
Beat his dick while u kiss on him & whisper affirmations in his ear
We be accidentally makin love on purpose 🤷🏾♀️
May 28, 2025 at 7:38 AM
We be accidentally makin love on purpose 🤷🏾♀️
Aye...why nobody told me that sometimes you meet someone & they turn yo switch off? Like...I cant get off during masturbation for SHIT anymore. Oh but let him look my direction
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May 28, 2025 at 7:30 AM
Aye...why nobody told me that sometimes you meet someone & they turn yo switch off? Like...I cant get off during masturbation for SHIT anymore. Oh but let him look my direction