Lachlan (cliché middle name) Haswell
@lachlansland.bsky.social
“What fresh hell is this”
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Good my sweet JLP
You truly were the greatest player having survived so many tribal councils
#survivorAu
You truly were the greatest player having survived so many tribal councils
#survivorAu
September 7, 2025 at 10:57 AM
Good my sweet JLP
You truly were the greatest player having survived so many tribal councils
#survivorAu
You truly were the greatest player having survived so many tribal councils
#survivorAu
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Drink every time Luke says ‘youse’ uh oh youse are dead. #survivorau
September 7, 2025 at 10:32 AM
Drink every time Luke says ‘youse’ uh oh youse are dead. #survivorau
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Sarah banned from Boost for Life 🤣 #SurvivorAU
September 7, 2025 at 10:36 AM
Sarah banned from Boost for Life 🤣 #SurvivorAU
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End of an amazing season, but goodbye to our most favourite JLP. There’s no one like you. Buy her a drink first 🩷
September 7, 2025 at 10:57 AM
End of an amazing season, but goodbye to our most favourite JLP. There’s no one like you. Buy her a drink first 🩷
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Kass would have been great in this. #SurvivorAU 🌴
September 7, 2025 at 9:21 AM
Kass would have been great in this. #SurvivorAU 🌴
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I hope Amanda comes out as Parvati and Cirie’s loved one. #SurvivorAU 🌴
September 7, 2025 at 9:03 AM
I hope Amanda comes out as Parvati and Cirie’s loved one. #SurvivorAU 🌴
Cirie looking at the challenge like is there any chance that’s a puzzle #SurvivorAU
a smiley face with sweat coming out of it 's forehead
ALT: a smiley face with sweat coming out of it 's forehead
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September 7, 2025 at 9:15 AM
Cirie looking at the challenge like is there any chance that’s a puzzle #SurvivorAU
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Janine’s Camilla robe wondering what she did wrong to end up HERE #survivorau
September 7, 2025 at 9:13 AM
Janine’s Camilla robe wondering what she did wrong to end up HERE #survivorau
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Neither Parv nor Luke know that JLP has his marriage license and under Aussie survivor rules they are now both married
#SurvivorAU
#SurvivorAU
September 2, 2025 at 10:38 AM
Neither Parv nor Luke know that JLP has his marriage license and under Aussie survivor rules they are now both married
#SurvivorAU
#SurvivorAU
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Here's the penultimate report card for this season! And for the final 'Who's Going To Be Voted Out?' competition, I'm pivoting to a 'Who's Going To Win?' competition, and I'm competing against the great @shannongaitz.bsky.social! #SurvivorAU 🌴
Australian Survivor Report Card - Australia v The World - Episode 9, featuring rewriting history, primate-free challenges, monkey business, counter-shenanigans and 750 credit scores #SurvivorAU 🌴
newsletter.danliebke.com/p/australian...
newsletter.danliebke.com/p/australian...
Australian Survivor Report Card - Australia v The World - Episode 9
Featuring rewriting history, primate-free challenges, monkey business, counter-shenanigans and 750 credit scores
newsletter.danliebke.com
September 3, 2025 at 5:22 AM
Here's the penultimate report card for this season! And for the final 'Who's Going To Be Voted Out?' competition, I'm pivoting to a 'Who's Going To Win?' competition, and I'm competing against the great @shannongaitz.bsky.social! #SurvivorAU 🌴
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We see Luke write an S but we still don’t know who he’s voting for. #SurvivorAU 🌴
September 2, 2025 at 10:35 AM
We see Luke write an S but we still don’t know who he’s voting for. #SurvivorAU 🌴
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My husband had the same thought and I laughed so hard 😂
September 2, 2025 at 1:51 PM
My husband had the same thought and I laughed so hard 😂
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Talking about the ‘being on the bottom tropes’ needs to become the new being on the bottom trope. #SurvivorAU 🌴
September 1, 2025 at 9:38 AM
Talking about the ‘being on the bottom tropes’ needs to become the new being on the bottom trope. #SurvivorAU 🌴
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Lisa is so Abed for this “on the bottom” sequence #SurvivorAu
a man wearing a yellow jacket and a panda t-shirt says " meta meta "
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September 1, 2025 at 9:39 AM
Lisa is so Abed for this “on the bottom” sequence #SurvivorAu
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George had 99 days and Shonee said not another one. 🎵 #survivorau
August 24, 2025 at 9:03 AM
George had 99 days and Shonee said not another one. 🎵 #survivorau
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August 24, 2025 at 10:29 AM
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August 24, 2025 at 10:29 AM
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Is Tony going home with a fake idol in his pocket?! 😔 #survivorau
August 24, 2025 at 10:38 AM
Is Tony going home with a fake idol in his pocket?! 😔 #survivorau
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That’s a very long walk home with one wet sock
#SurvivorSU
#SurvivorSU
August 24, 2025 at 10:39 AM
That’s a very long walk home with one wet sock
#SurvivorSU
#SurvivorSU
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Tony not able to outfox the lockbox with socks after drawing rocks…
#SurvivorAU
#SurvivorAU
August 24, 2025 at 10:45 AM
Tony not able to outfox the lockbox with socks after drawing rocks…
#SurvivorAU
#SurvivorAU
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The world tribe admiring the prop money being used for auction only to be told no no that’s real Australian money right there
#SurvivorAU
#SurvivorAU
August 25, 2025 at 9:47 AM
The world tribe admiring the prop money being used for auction only to be told no no that’s real Australian money right there
#SurvivorAU
#SurvivorAU
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Bruce Bogtrotter is shaking #SurvivorAu
August 25, 2025 at 9:52 AM
Bruce Bogtrotter is shaking #SurvivorAu
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Go Janine! Offer her 10 free Mango Magics for an alliance! #SurvivorAu
August 26, 2025 at 9:44 AM
Go Janine! Offer her 10 free Mango Magics for an alliance! #SurvivorAu