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Dogs and faith and life and such, with a side of SparkleBrain. I raise service dog puppies for veterans, and I married a nerdy train guy who plays big band music. You know how it is. I ain't fancy.
Both, my friend. Pumpkin? Obviously. A fruit like apple or cherry? Sure. But I’m *also* bringing a peanut butter pie and a pomegranate tart, is what I’m sayin’.
November 19, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Both, my friend. Pumpkin? Obviously. A fruit like apple or cherry? Sure. But I’m *also* bringing a peanut butter pie and a pomegranate tart, is what I’m sayin’.
On repeat all season in my house and car
November 13, 2025 at 4:23 PM
On repeat all season in my house and car
Oof…yeah. I’m fascinated by her recent statements, if still skeptical they mean any significant change that would make me actually like & support her. But I guess that’s on brand for this massive reality TV show we’re all living. Should 2028 just put the candidates through a Survivor season?
November 12, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Oof…yeah. I’m fascinated by her recent statements, if still skeptical they mean any significant change that would make me actually like & support her. But I guess that’s on brand for this massive reality TV show we’re all living. Should 2028 just put the candidates through a Survivor season?
Someone pleeeease make it a Signal chat and invite Hegseth
November 12, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Someone pleeeease make it a Signal chat and invite Hegseth
I don’t live in her district, but every time I see Boebert’s name mentioned on social media, I feel like I have to come apologize on behalf of the entire state of Colorado.
November 12, 2025 at 7:31 PM
I don’t live in her district, but every time I see Boebert’s name mentioned on social media, I feel like I have to come apologize on behalf of the entire state of Colorado.
“Hard to snarf” is perfection. I feel like there’s a scale: unsnarfable, snarf resistant, hard to snarf.
November 8, 2025 at 4:32 AM
“Hard to snarf” is perfection. I feel like there’s a scale: unsnarfable, snarf resistant, hard to snarf.
Where. Are. The grownups.
This is the worst reality TV show ever.
This is the worst reality TV show ever.
November 7, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Where. Are. The grownups.
This is the worst reality TV show ever.
This is the worst reality TV show ever.
The gingerbread latte is back, too!!! 🙌
November 6, 2025 at 5:36 PM
The gingerbread latte is back, too!!! 🙌
Hi Quest! Joey sends his regards!
November 5, 2025 at 5:06 AM
Hi Quest! Joey sends his regards!
I have a much easier time waking up in the morning on Standard Time, and I am beyond ready this year for “cozy season.” Let me get some good morning sun and then, when my brain is exhausted mid-afternoon from All The Everything, give me a cup of tea and a fuzzy blanket and let me just…sleep.
November 2, 2025 at 11:54 PM
I have a much easier time waking up in the morning on Standard Time, and I am beyond ready this year for “cozy season.” Let me get some good morning sun and then, when my brain is exhausted mid-afternoon from All The Everything, give me a cup of tea and a fuzzy blanket and let me just…sleep.
My favorite aunt taught me The Lumberjack Song when I was…maybe five or six?
October 29, 2025 at 3:58 AM
My favorite aunt taught me The Lumberjack Song when I was…maybe five or six?
Oh, I’m so sorry! 💔
October 29, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Oh, I’m so sorry! 💔
The number of times I think or say “Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball”….
And oh, how I miss Phil Hartman!
And oh, how I miss Phil Hartman!
October 29, 2025 at 3:15 AM
The number of times I think or say “Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball”….
And oh, how I miss Phil Hartman!
And oh, how I miss Phil Hartman!
Are you also a Circus Peanuts fancier? I’ve found that most people who like one of those also like the other — whether or not they are pro candy corn.
Someone should study this phenomenon.
Someone should study this phenomenon.
October 27, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Are you also a Circus Peanuts fancier? I’ve found that most people who like one of those also like the other — whether or not they are pro candy corn.
Someone should study this phenomenon.
Someone should study this phenomenon.
Yes! But like, “Hitting snooze because the office Christmas party was on a Thursday night and why are they expecting me to show up today” vibes.
October 27, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Yes! But like, “Hitting snooze because the office Christmas party was on a Thursday night and why are they expecting me to show up today” vibes.
Nicely done, Wes!
October 26, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Nicely done, Wes!
I guess I — delighting in a PB & dill pickle sandwich — have no right to judge.
October 21, 2025 at 4:01 AM
I guess I — delighting in a PB & dill pickle sandwich — have no right to judge.
What? No. On saltines, absolutely. But graham crackers?
October 21, 2025 at 2:17 AM
What? No. On saltines, absolutely. But graham crackers?
Big fans of that event in this house.
October 19, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Big fans of that event in this house.
Joey’s doing great! He’s going to miss his pal, though.
October 19, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Joey’s doing great! He’s going to miss his pal, though.
Took Crew (my trainee) to an overlook at Garden of the Gods this morning, since he’s leaving me to officially become a service dog in a couple days!
October 19, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Took Crew (my trainee) to an overlook at Garden of the Gods this morning, since he’s leaving me to officially become a service dog in a couple days!
I don’t mind; they’re making good changes. I’m a member, so it’s not my only chance to go, and my friend is just excited to see the animals. 😊 Have to get in some time with my favorite tapir.
October 16, 2025 at 1:28 PM
I don’t mind; they’re making good changes. I’m a member, so it’s not my only chance to go, and my friend is just excited to see the animals. 😊 Have to get in some time with my favorite tapir.
I can’t wait to see him! Have a friend visiting in a few weeks who wants to go to the zoo. CMZoo is the best. ❤️
October 16, 2025 at 1:08 PM
I can’t wait to see him! Have a friend visiting in a few weeks who wants to go to the zoo. CMZoo is the best. ❤️