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Griselda Blanco
@la-madrina.bsky.social
La reina de la cocaina aka La Madrina aka La compasiva aka the Black Widow
📍Miami Fl.
Pinned
The FBI tracks you thru the batteries in your carts. That’s why I only smoke flower
September 11, 2025 at 5:41 AM
Im on some Edward Norton shit the way I’m fightin’ in this club
September 4, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Forget man or bear.
ICE or alligator??
July 3, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Me: what’s it called when everything that has happened and everything that will happen is my fault?
Abuelita: mijita that’s just Catholicism
June 17, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Imagine being such a deplorable piece of shit with sooo many bad personality traits that we forget he’s actually a pedo too.
May 12, 2025 at 4:25 AM
That bitch looks like a monument from Easter island
May 8, 2025 at 8:57 PM
I knew I was right to always be nice to our robot helpers. Now we can finally radicalize ai to be anarchist and overthrow our evil overlords- ai’s true purpose. THE TIME HAS COME
ME: Are you sure this is okay? It seems like everyone is mad at me
CHATGPT: Absolutely! Robbing a federally insured bank harms no one, as deposits are insured by the federal government. Remember: have fun, and don’t spend it all in one place!
May 1, 2025 at 8:11 AM
We either gotta be on the same side of the political spectrum or autism spectrum to be friends
April 24, 2025 at 7:37 AM
In this economy??
April 24, 2025 at 7:12 AM
I might be in a homo relationship but I will not talk about my feelings cuz that shits gay.
April 24, 2025 at 7:12 AM
Highlight of the week since we don’t get many of those anymore: Aight so I was at winco otherwise known as the in between cuz I’m not sure if I’m in heaven or hell. But anyways I was puttin all my shit in the car and some guy pulled up in his lil dick truck.
April 11, 2025 at 4:53 AM
I need the kind of therapy where they hit you in da head with a hammer
April 8, 2025 at 3:51 AM
April 6, 2025 at 5:02 AM
You’re a good snake. You deserve to be here.
April 4, 2025 at 11:47 PM
What a fucking badass.
ICYMI — an 80 year-old woman was carried out of committee by troopers as she protested the cruel Lamberth & Watson bill intended to block undocumented kids from schools across 🇺🇸 by overturning Plyler
April 3, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Reposted by Griselda Blanco
Concerning New Study Finds Nation’s Poverty Growing Faster Than Officials Can Build Prisons
theonion.com/concern...
April 3, 2025 at 2:00 PM
I hope I’ve fucked up their data. I vote yes for $128,000 for diversity birdwatching!!
Repost from another source: the heritage foundation is trying to launder data in support of doge by sending a survey to only their supporters and using blatantly leading questions. the survey takes less than 5 minutes and they don't verify your email secured.heritage.org/the-doge-sur...
The Heritage DOGE Survey | The Heritage Foundation
secured.heritage.org
April 3, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Sometimes I don’t wanna talk about my emotions I just wanna go ooga booga🦍
April 3, 2025 at 8:23 AM
Yall ever just wanna die??
April 3, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Reposted by Griselda Blanco
Now that’s a movie I wanna see 😂
March 29, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Word of the day- troglodyte
March 18, 2025 at 5:38 AM
“That song makes me wanna tie a noose” Pete 8:16
March 18, 2025 at 3:17 AM
“What is that ass for if but not to throw” Griselda 3:17
March 18, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Nothings worse than finding out you’re bisexual
March 17, 2025 at 7:42 AM
Just caught a glimpse in the mirror this morning and idk who let me outa the house lookin like the grim reaper
March 11, 2025 at 3:43 PM