Hey all, did you know I have a book out? It's a vampire story with (IMO) fun characters and dark humor. And it's timely! See what happens when the CEO of vampire healthcare starts denying treatments! (It was written in 2018 🙃) It's a rough month. Could use some sale$! 🥰🤙🏼 #booksky #authorsofbluesky

I JUST FIND IT FUNNY
how trump and musk were beefing so hard until musk said "Epstein files" and trump immediately deescalated and asked to chat like homies on the phone 🤷‍♀️

Not #elonmusk channeling Betty/master Pain from Kung Pow Enter the Fist. 🤣🤣🤣

In response to #rfkjr saying that people with #autism don't work, pay taxes, or write poetry: poem for him! I haven't written poetry in a while because I was busy writing an entire novel and getting published 😊
20% royalties to #aclu, aid to Ukraine, or smtg #usaid adjacent.
#DrinkTheRich
#booksky

Overthrow the oligarchy, even if they are your own family 🙃 15% royalties to #aclu and aid to #ukraine.

#booksky
#vampires
#DrinkTheRich

We've all heard the rumors about the botched implant, right? 🌭🚫 #elonmusk #brokedickmountain

#LongIsland's Nick Lalota, the #maga congressman of #CD1 is BIG MAD about all of the calls he has been getting about #ElonMusk #medicaid #USAID the hostile takeover of the government. He does not like hearing from his constituents, so keep it up, he hates it. Make him work.

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Hi again to my Chinese spy 😂 I wonder if the Biden admin hail maryed #tiktok at the 11th hour so dumptruck wouldn't get credit? Who knows! 🙃

The us government just handed #tiktok to donald trump, objectively a much bigger threat to democracy than China 🙄