🧜🏼♀️Jules KD🕷
@la-belle-laide.bsky.social
Single Mom by choice, novelist (debut: CARNELIAN, out now!) LMT, beach goth, fanpoodle, dancer, autistic af, writing adult SF/F. She/her :)
I decided to cook some mushrooms with wine tonight. I was popping the cork just as my mom came home from work and she said "IS HE 💀?" 😆 sorry, no!
September 19, 2025 at 8:45 PM
I decided to cook some mushrooms with wine tonight. I was popping the cork just as my mom came home from work and she said "IS HE 💀?" 😆 sorry, no!
when your 12 year old plays Pokemon Go 😄
August 10, 2025 at 9:41 PM
when your 12 year old plays Pokemon Go 😄
Huge dolphin 🐬 clouds over #ponquogue beach today! This was right before they closed to the beach, because of course this was a massive thunderstorm 😆
July 17, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Huge dolphin 🐬 clouds over #ponquogue beach today! This was right before they closed to the beach, because of course this was a massive thunderstorm 😆
Just trying to play Scrabble 😭
July 15, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Just trying to play Scrabble 😭
Thank you, you are THE BEST!
July 4, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Thank you, you are THE BEST!
Hey all, did you know I have a book out? It's a vampire story with (IMO) fun characters and dark humor. And it's timely! See what happens when the CEO of vampire healthcare starts denying treatments! (It was written in 2018 🙃) It's a rough month. Could use some sale$! 🥰🤙🏼 #booksky #authorsofbluesky
July 4, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Hey all, did you know I have a book out? It's a vampire story with (IMO) fun characters and dark humor. And it's timely! See what happens when the CEO of vampire healthcare starts denying treatments! (It was written in 2018 🙃) It's a rough month. Could use some sale$! 🥰🤙🏼 #booksky #authorsofbluesky
I JUST FIND IT FUNNY
how trump and musk were beefing so hard until musk said "Epstein files" and trump immediately deescalated and asked to chat like homies on the phone 🤷♀️
how trump and musk were beefing so hard until musk said "Epstein files" and trump immediately deescalated and asked to chat like homies on the phone 🤷♀️
June 6, 2025 at 3:48 PM
I JUST FIND IT FUNNY
how trump and musk were beefing so hard until musk said "Epstein files" and trump immediately deescalated and asked to chat like homies on the phone 🤷♀️
how trump and musk were beefing so hard until musk said "Epstein files" and trump immediately deescalated and asked to chat like homies on the phone 🤷♀️
Two dogs, two very different vibes 😂
May 30, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Two dogs, two very different vibes 😂
Every now and then I think about just letting my hair go gray, but then some magat gets a case of rabies over my hair color, and I dye it again just to keep them foaming at the mouth😆 Plus it looks dope.
April 25, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Every now and then I think about just letting my hair go gray, but then some magat gets a case of rabies over my hair color, and I dye it again just to keep them foaming at the mouth😆 Plus it looks dope.
I got my kid a Minecraft blind box and his Easter basket, and he got the chicken jockey!! He's so stoked 😆 #ChickenJockey!
April 20, 2025 at 1:15 PM
I got my kid a Minecraft blind box and his Easter basket, and he got the chicken jockey!! He's so stoked 😆 #ChickenJockey!
In response to #rfkjr saying that people with #autism don't work, pay taxes, or write poetry: poem for him! I haven't written poetry in a while because I was busy writing an entire novel and getting published 😊
20% royalties to #aclu, aid to Ukraine, or smtg #usaid adjacent.
#DrinkTheRich
#booksky
20% royalties to #aclu, aid to Ukraine, or smtg #usaid adjacent.
#DrinkTheRich
#booksky
April 19, 2025 at 12:53 AM
No, he is TOO CUTE, STOP IT
April 9, 2025 at 5:46 PM
No, he is TOO CUTE, STOP IT
How can Yibo be expected to handle all of these balls?
April 9, 2025 at 5:45 PM
How can Yibo be expected to handle all of these balls?
Overthrow the oligarchy, even if they are your own family 🙃 15% royalties to #aclu and aid to #ukraine.
#booksky
#vampires
#DrinkTheRich
#booksky
#vampires
#DrinkTheRich
March 13, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Overthrow the oligarchy, even if they are your own family 🙃 15% royalties to #aclu and aid to #ukraine.
#booksky
#vampires
#DrinkTheRich
#booksky
#vampires
#DrinkTheRich
We've all heard the rumors about the botched implant, right? 🌭🚫 #elonmusk #brokedickmountain
February 27, 2025 at 7:41 PM
We've all heard the rumors about the botched implant, right? 🌭🚫 #elonmusk #brokedickmountain
February 16, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Huh. There are a lot of ideas out there that various people could consider "saving the country." 😏🤗
February 15, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Huh. There are a lot of ideas out there that various people could consider "saving the country." 😏🤗
#LongIsland's Nick Lalota, the #maga congressman of #CD1 is BIG MAD about all of the calls he has been getting about #ElonMusk #medicaid #USAID the hostile takeover of the government. He does not like hearing from his constituents, so keep it up, he hates it. Make him work.
February 9, 2025 at 7:23 PM
We should all be downloading, and using, the app 5 Calls. It helps you find and then very easily call all of your state reps. Gives you tips on what to say etc.
February 2, 2025 at 4:27 PM
We should all be downloading, and using, the app 5 Calls. It helps you find and then very easily call all of your state reps. Gives you tips on what to say etc.
Hi again to my Chinese spy 😂 I wonder if the Biden admin hail maryed #tiktok at the 11th hour so dumptruck wouldn't get credit? Who knows! 🙃
January 19, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Hi again to my Chinese spy 😂 I wonder if the Biden admin hail maryed #tiktok at the 11th hour so dumptruck wouldn't get credit? Who knows! 🙃
Wow. Lemon8 too.
January 19, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Wow. Lemon8 too.