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l0velights.bsky.social
jessica
@l0velights.bsky.social
500 followers 730 following 390 posts
She/her • auDHDer • leftist

awkward autist still barely catching up to having the slightest handle on life at 34. difficulty relating to others, complex trauma, and dreams of moving to the seaside mixed with a passion for doctor who, star trek, and ao3
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l0velights.bsky.social
the post my feed decided to show before this is a diabolically hilarious combo 😭
Merriam-Webster reskeeting a reply to their post by the Cookie Monster account. "This might be the absolute greatest reply we have ever received. Thank you, Cookie Monster. Book emoki, cookie emoji, blue heart emoji" The original skeet: Merriam-Webster: "Any dictionary can be a pocket dictionary with big enough pants" Cookie Monster: "Me no wear pants" Below this series of replies and reskeets in my feed, with no relation but hilariously following the above exchange, @lanyardigan says "Pantsed the Lord of Death. WEIRD underwear"
June 6, 2025 at 7:27 AM
l0velights.bsky.social
And this might be the best followup post by my feed 😭
Merriam-Webster reskeeting a reply to their post by the Cookie Monster account. "This might be the absolute greatest reply we have ever received. Thank you, Cookie Monster. Book emoki, cookie emoji, blue heart emoji" The original skeet: Merriam-Webster: "Any dictionary can be a pocket dictionary with big enough pants" Cookie Monster: "Me no wear pants" Below this series of replies and reskeets in my feed, with no relation but hilariously following the above exchange, @lanyardigan says "Pantsed the Lord of Death. WEIRD underwear"
June 6, 2025 at 7:25 AM
l0velights.bsky.social
Warning: images depict a deceased wild animal (raccoon)

This is what I woke up to this morning. Sobbing. I'm traumatized...
Dead raccoon hanging from a hole in the ceiling in an apartment, seen in the distance from a bed on the other side of the studio apartment Close up of the dead raccoon. Its hanging from a foot trap through a hole in the ceiling by its foot, still caught in the trap.
April 7, 2025 at 4:27 PM
l0velights.bsky.social
Posting a picture mostly because I waited over a year for my calves to be small enough to fit in these secondhand boots and had almost given up on them but held onto them anyway and this week I tried them on and t h e y f i t
Me, white woman in my thirties, taking a mirror selfie. I'm wearing shiny blue stiletto heel boots with a dark colored tight thigh length skirt and a dressy dark top tucked in, with a black sleeveless overjacket. I'm also wearing a dangly necklace along with a green glow stick necklace and a shiny blue bracelet with a green glow stick bracelet
March 29, 2025 at 10:44 PM
l0velights.bsky.social
shopping for little favors to leave around the warehouse for people to find and screaming when i realize they made a sea pancake 😭

product link: www.etsy.com/listing/1841...
A product image of several 3D printed articulating animals, circled in the middle is a manta ray but it has butter and syrup on it in reference to the sea pancake tumblr post
March 8, 2025 at 9:40 PM
l0velights.bsky.social
Kennedy said there were two deaths because the worms made up an extra one I guess, then falsely said hospitilizations were mainly for quarantine to be corrected by cnn and the health official they talked to lol

Healthcare leader right here. He's got none of the facts and that's not stopping him
Eighteen people have been hospitalized so far in the outbreak. All have been unvaccinated. Kennedy said that hospitalizations were "mainly for quarantine" but local health officials told CNN most patients were admitted for respiratory issues. "We don't hospitalize patients for quarantine purposes," said Dr. Lara Johnson, the chief medical officer of Covenant Health Lubbock Service Area. "Quarantine is not something that would happen in a healthcare facility. We admit patients who need acute supportive treatment in our hospital."
February 27, 2025 at 7:51 AM
l0velights.bsky.social
I think someone's been on my porch again... there are signs
A closeup of animal paints in the snow on a wooden stair. The prints are probably from a raccoon.
December 3, 2024 at 1:39 AM
l0velights.bsky.social
Bless whatever god made me look up from my nap and spot this outside my window seconds before the light shifted and dimmed

(Curse whatever god is in charge of elections)
The horizon outside a large window in a warehouse. A large rainbow arcs over a row of parked semi truck trailers and the tops of trees visible behind the trailers, and the setting sun is hitting the tops of the trees and the trailers in such a way that they're lit up in bright yellow and orange as if a spotlight is aimed directly at them - it almost looks like they're on fire. The ceiling lights and tv screen from inside are reflected on the window in large glares.
November 6, 2024 at 9:40 AM
l0velights.bsky.social
I bet my sticker, chocolate cupcake, and Woodstock toy ring beat all your stickers

#electionday
An "I Voted" sticker resting against a chocolate cupcake. The chocolate cupcake has a plastic toy ring on top with the image of Woodstock from Snoopy.
November 5, 2024 at 6:55 PM
l0velights.bsky.social
Witchy hour
A full body picture of a woman in a witch costume with a cape, a hat, a dangly silver necklace, spider rings clipped on the edges of my ears, lightning bolt eyeliner, face gem decals, a glow stick star wand, and gray heels A closeup selfie of a woman in a witch costume with a cape; a hat; spider rings clipped on the edges of my ears; eyeliner drawn like lightning bolts coming out from the bottoms of my eyes; and purple, blue, and silver face gem decals on my forehead and cheeks
October 30, 2024 at 11:12 PM
l0velights.bsky.social
I'm certified
Celebrating 10M users, #811,910, First 10% Certified Bluesky Elder
September 16, 2024 at 10:43 PM
l0velights.bsky.social
MAYBE THAT'S WHERE I GOT THE BRAIN WORM
Text: It also includes a photo of Kennedy, who was 60 at the time, posing with his hands inside the bear's bloody mouth and an exaggerated grimace on his face. "Maybe that's where I got my brain worm,” he told the magazine.
August 6, 2024 at 6:52 AM
l0velights.bsky.social
Someone told me I looked cute at work last night so I was feeling cute!
A selfie of Jessica Lenore, smiling at the camera in my car in the dark after work. I'm wearing a gray tank top and black bike shorts, and my hair is put up with stragglers fallen down around my face.
August 1, 2024 at 12:00 AM
l0velights.bsky.social
I texted my friend this picture of my godparents' dog (my dogbrother) taken during fireworks and my friend just COULD NOT HANDLE his little face expressing his feelings on the way America celebrates its independence with one look
A small gray doodle dog lays beside my leg, facing away from me but with his head turned back towards me. My hand is reached out giving him a reassuring pet and he is looking me in the eye with an expression of wild unsettlement only momentarily breaking his impressively calm control over his nerves. Text message: I looked down and loudly said "OHhuhuhuhOHH!" A second text message, sent almost 3 hours later: Oh I just a accidentally looked at that POOR little dogs face again!
July 6, 2024 at 7:15 AM
l0velights.bsky.social
If you see this post a photo without explanation
A black and grey cat is stretched out on a carpeted floor, looking at the camera. The cat has long black and grey hair and is fluffy and mildly disheveled. His expression is somewhat annoyed at his pets having been paused for a photo.
July 1, 2024 at 11:47 AM
l0velights.bsky.social
I swear to god this was unintentional
a hot dog on a plate with some ketchup and mustard. the hot dog is curled upwards like a mouth, and the ketchup and mustard are piled next to each other above the hot dog making it all look like a face
June 22, 2024 at 5:31 AM
l0velights.bsky.social
When Ember the bra store cat greeted us I was busy w paperwork so of course he demanded my attention by sitting in front of me, meowing at me expectantly, and rolling over onto his back beckoning me. When I was done I gave him chin scritches and he gave me love bites. Is this the start of something?
A fluffy, long haired black and grey cat is stretched out on a carpeted floor looking at the camera, impatient for the camera to be put down and pets to resume
June 12, 2024 at 11:12 PM
l0velights.bsky.social
Slowly developing a wardrobe
Mirror selfie taken while trying on a high waisted black skirt that reaches just above the knees, with a thick silver zipper up the middle of the skirt and a decorative circular zipper pull. Mirror selfie taken while trying on a greenish gray plaid skirt cinched in the middle, high waisted and coming down halfway past the knees.
June 10, 2024 at 2:55 PM
l0velights.bsky.social
the detractors give some of the best advertising for the appeal of the book! this one star review would be the a03 summary!
5 Minute Price of the Phoenix KIRK: *dies* SPOCK: Prepare to face thy doom, Omne. OMNE: I have the technology. I control the horizontal. I control the vertical. I control this entire planet. I can bring him back. JAMES: Hi! OMNE: He's yours to have and to hold.. if you give me the Federation. SPOCK: I left the Federation in my other pants.
May 11, 2024 at 7:48 AM
l0velights.bsky.social
Was in love with this postmodern end table only to realize it's just two tables stacked together so now I'm just disappointed
Two end tables stacked on one another; the bottom table has a round wood base with a dark finish topped with a white plastic piece also round. The round, white base of the second table is centered perfectly on the top of the first table; its top is triangular with a clear glass top. Together the two tables look like one really cool postmodern table with two levels.
May 4, 2024 at 12:55 AM
l0velights.bsky.social
for the love of god don't mistakenly open this door looking for the quest lab, this is a person past their breaking point and there's no telling what one more lost lab patient asking them to take their blood might drive them to
Sign printed on bright neon orange paper in large bold all caps font: "THE IS NOT THE LAB OR QUEST!!! PLEASE GO ACROSS THE HALL!!!!"
April 19, 2024 at 5:52 PM
l0velights.bsky.social
Their faces
Second photo from original post of the goats standing in the shade, with text: "What's a shade?" coming from one goat and "What's a hammock?" coming from the other
April 3, 2024 at 12:12 AM
l0velights.bsky.social
I have these bowls in my kitchen 😭
Text reads "When I was a kid, there were no phones or tablets. We read cereal boxes at breakfast." Under the text is an image. A boy around 8 years old sits at a table eating Peanut Butter Crunch cereal out of a bowl. He's intently reading the back of the cereal box, placed on the table in front of his bowl. The bowl is a Corelle brand with two green borders around the rim (I know they're Corelle because I have these bowls in my kitchen).
March 31, 2024 at 11:10 PM
l0velights.bsky.social
this is far from the point here and unimportant, but I'm still going to laugh at them calling boeing his employee instead of his employer
After retiring in 2019 Barnett accused Boeing, his employee of 32 years, of cutting corners and using sub-standard parts
March 15, 2024 at 10:15 PM
l0velights.bsky.social
Once again, was the only person stopping in the lot outside work after getting off to photograph the company grounds instead of leaving immediately

But the scenery is so pretty, especially in the weather following the storm the night before
The sun shining brightly through clouds, above a grassy lawn in front of a large warehouse A road cuts between trees on a large grassy lawn. There's a thick morning fog in the trees in the distance.
March 14, 2024 at 4:30 PM