Jordan Threet 🐍 | Merry Crisis
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I like books and Taylor Swift and my dog.
tbh I’m just trying to get through the day. she/her GA✈️FL✈️NC
tbh I’m just trying to get through the day. she/her GA✈️FL✈️NC
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[still] in my reading era: the 2025 edition 📚📖🫶🏼
Soon You’ll Get Better just really hits different when someone close to you is diagnosed with cancer
June 1, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Soon You’ll Get Better just really hits different when someone close to you is diagnosed with cancer
We need to bring back blockbuster tbh
May 1, 2025 at 11:09 PM
We need to bring back blockbuster tbh
Happy 1st birthday to The Tortured Poets Department 🩶🤍🖤
April 19, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Happy 1st birthday to The Tortured Poets Department 🩶🤍🖤
Idk who needs to hear it, but fraps aren’t coffee.
March 17, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Idk who needs to hear it, but fraps aren’t coffee.
HOA’s need to go.
March 15, 2025 at 5:40 PM
HOA’s need to go.
I just wanna know why the universe hates me tonight. I’m just trying to watch the Grammys and I can’t find the tv remote to use for the antenna and get it hooked up. Apparently I don’t have the right paramount account to stream it. There’s no streams on YouTube. Like why the fuck is it so hard
February 3, 2025 at 3:33 AM
I just wanna know why the universe hates me tonight. I’m just trying to watch the Grammys and I can’t find the tv remote to use for the antenna and get it hooked up. Apparently I don’t have the right paramount account to stream it. There’s no streams on YouTube. Like why the fuck is it so hard
To whatever stole my tv remote: how dare you.
February 3, 2025 at 2:08 AM
To whatever stole my tv remote: how dare you.
The book hangover from Onyx Storm is real. I have 25 pages left of the book I was working on before it came out and I’m struggling with it
February 1, 2025 at 7:13 PM
The book hangover from Onyx Storm is real. I have 25 pages left of the book I was working on before it came out and I’m struggling with it
I am UNWELL after finishing Onyx Storm
January 26, 2025 at 3:43 AM
I am UNWELL after finishing Onyx Storm
If I find anyone who bought the target edition of Onyx Storm and then put it up for resale, it’s on SIGHT. You are part of the problem. Especially when it was already so exclusive!!!
January 21, 2025 at 6:38 PM
If I find anyone who bought the target edition of Onyx Storm and then put it up for resale, it’s on SIGHT. You are part of the problem. Especially when it was already so exclusive!!!
Here’s your friendly reminder to stream The Smallest Man Who Ever Lived for no particular reason at all today. Or to log into Disney + and stream The Eras Tour also for no particular reason 🫶🏼
January 20, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Here’s your friendly reminder to stream The Smallest Man Who Ever Lived for no particular reason at all today. Or to log into Disney + and stream The Eras Tour also for no particular reason 🫶🏼
Just a psa: you don’t need your flashers on when driving in snow
January 20, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Just a psa: you don’t need your flashers on when driving in snow
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I’m so serious about this. Do not increase your time on meta platforms. In fact, over the next 48 hours, give your attention to somewhere else. Don’t reward Zuckerberg for this. 1/
January 19, 2025 at 4:37 AM
I’m so serious about this. Do not increase your time on meta platforms. In fact, over the next 48 hours, give your attention to somewhere else. Don’t reward Zuckerberg for this. 1/
No because a country who loves to preach the importance of “free speech” is banning an app WILD behavior. Don’t let them fool you, there was “security threat”, it was all about control.
January 19, 2025 at 3:51 AM
No because a country who loves to preach the importance of “free speech” is banning an app WILD behavior. Don’t let them fool you, there was “security threat”, it was all about control.
TikTok is officially gone. I really didn’t think it would happen 💔😭😭 #thisisthebadplace
January 19, 2025 at 3:41 AM
TikTok is officially gone. I really didn’t think it would happen 💔😭😭 #thisisthebadplace
Literally The Eras Tour ended and the world went to shit.
January 19, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Literally The Eras Tour ended and the world went to shit.
I’ve officially deactivated my Twitter (or X whatever) account. Meta accounts are likely next 🎉
January 18, 2025 at 7:32 PM
I’ve officially deactivated my Twitter (or X whatever) account. Meta accounts are likely next 🎉
The fact we won’t have TikTok for Rep TV is a CRIME
January 18, 2025 at 3:03 PM
The fact we won’t have TikTok for Rep TV is a CRIME
Fascist countries ban apps. I said what I said.
January 17, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Fascist countries ban apps. I said what I said.
[still] in my reading era: the 2025 edition 📚📖🫶🏼
January 2, 2025 at 1:53 AM
[still] in my reading era: the 2025 edition 📚📖🫶🏼
ITS ONYX STORM RELEASE MONTH 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉
January 1, 2025 at 3:02 PM
ITS ONYX STORM RELEASE MONTH 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉
Love that our country is more concerned about an app than they are real serious issues. #ihateithere
December 16, 2024 at 4:04 AM
Love that our country is more concerned about an app than they are real serious issues. #ihateithere
I’m not ready for this eras live stream 😭😭
December 9, 2024 at 3:51 AM
I’m not ready for this eras live stream 😭😭
My final guesses for #TSTheErasTour 🥲
December 9, 2024 at 12:11 AM
My final guesses for #TSTheErasTour 🥲