Kylie Jordan
@kylie-jordan.bsky.social
Sci-Fi Nerd, Adrenaline Junkie, Crafty, For Rent, Dad Jokes, Dinosaur Tamer, Goofball, Meme Curator, Animal Lover, Ostrobogulous, Positivity, Wholesome Whore, California Girl
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My favorite subject was always science, specifically the experiments. I think one of the most significant and useful aspects of experimentation is the joy of failure. Being able to see failure as a learning process and seeing it as a positive outcome because you learned something is invaluable.
November 23, 2025 at 4:00 PM
My favorite subject was always science, specifically the experiments. I think one of the most significant and useful aspects of experimentation is the joy of failure. Being able to see failure as a learning process and seeing it as a positive outcome because you learned something is invaluable.
Hey I figured out how to imbed laser cut designs directly rather than use foils. This was my first attempt, I totally miffed the second one but I think I got it now.
November 17, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Hey I figured out how to imbed laser cut designs directly rather than use foils. This was my first attempt, I totally miffed the second one but I think I got it now.
Well that was awkward.
Just explained to my prude cousin I pay for my book/audiobook obsession with my onlyfans. 😝
She’s probably still slack-jawed and wide-eyed with confusion and shock.
I’m guessing saying “Jeez Jennifer it’s not like I’m buying crack, relax. Books are expensive.” didn’t help. 😂
Just explained to my prude cousin I pay for my book/audiobook obsession with my onlyfans. 😝
She’s probably still slack-jawed and wide-eyed with confusion and shock.
I’m guessing saying “Jeez Jennifer it’s not like I’m buying crack, relax. Books are expensive.” didn’t help. 😂
November 14, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Well that was awkward.
Just explained to my prude cousin I pay for my book/audiobook obsession with my onlyfans. 😝
She’s probably still slack-jawed and wide-eyed with confusion and shock.
I’m guessing saying “Jeez Jennifer it’s not like I’m buying crack, relax. Books are expensive.” didn’t help. 😂
Just explained to my prude cousin I pay for my book/audiobook obsession with my onlyfans. 😝
She’s probably still slack-jawed and wide-eyed with confusion and shock.
I’m guessing saying “Jeez Jennifer it’s not like I’m buying crack, relax. Books are expensive.” didn’t help. 😂
Checked my PO Box and found this adorable keychain!!
No note or notice on who sent it so whoever you are THANK YOU 😊
No note or notice on who sent it so whoever you are THANK YOU 😊
November 12, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Checked my PO Box and found this adorable keychain!!
No note or notice on who sent it so whoever you are THANK YOU 😊
No note or notice on who sent it so whoever you are THANK YOU 😊
Made my first gummies!
These were made with pomegranate and kumquat-yuzu hybrid juice.
These were made with pomegranate and kumquat-yuzu hybrid juice.
November 9, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Made my first gummies!
These were made with pomegranate and kumquat-yuzu hybrid juice.
These were made with pomegranate and kumquat-yuzu hybrid juice.
In case no one told you…
November 5, 2025 at 4:56 PM
In case no one told you…
This is so time consuming. I’m kinda glad there was a small harvest this year. I’m not even a 1/4 of the way through my pile.
November 2, 2025 at 11:43 PM
This is so time consuming. I’m kinda glad there was a small harvest this year. I’m not even a 1/4 of the way through my pile.
Someone spotted this at the Fresno airport 😂
November 1, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Someone spotted this at the Fresno airport 😂
Woke up to a bunch of post from people in my community complaining that they left candy out and one kid took it all so I chose violence 🤬
November 1, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Woke up to a bunch of post from people in my community complaining that they left candy out and one kid took it all so I chose violence 🤬
In Norwegian “fart” means speed. I’m not mature enough to visit Norway.
October 30, 2025 at 3:46 PM
In Norwegian “fart” means speed. I’m not mature enough to visit Norway.
Walking by my neighbors house this morning and noticed that their sprinkler system has a massive crack, I have everything to fix it but they don’t speak English so today I get to see how well google translate works 😆 Wish me luck!
October 29, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Walking by my neighbors house this morning and noticed that their sprinkler system has a massive crack, I have everything to fix it but they don’t speak English so today I get to see how well google translate works 😆 Wish me luck!
Oscar Wilde would have loved this
October 27, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Oscar Wilde would have loved this
It’s pomegranate season again, I’ll have sticky red fingers for a few days 😝
October 26, 2025 at 1:39 PM
It’s pomegranate season again, I’ll have sticky red fingers for a few days 😝
Sneaker update:
His head and neck are healing really well but on his first day back out in the yard he was attacked by a wasp just sitting in a sunny spot, now he has patch of missing fur on his back and an itchy bump.
Poor guy is not having a good time.
His head and neck are healing really well but on his first day back out in the yard he was attacked by a wasp just sitting in a sunny spot, now he has patch of missing fur on his back and an itchy bump.
Poor guy is not having a good time.
October 25, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Sneaker update:
His head and neck are healing really well but on his first day back out in the yard he was attacked by a wasp just sitting in a sunny spot, now he has patch of missing fur on his back and an itchy bump.
Poor guy is not having a good time.
His head and neck are healing really well but on his first day back out in the yard he was attacked by a wasp just sitting in a sunny spot, now he has patch of missing fur on his back and an itchy bump.
Poor guy is not having a good time.
Went to pick up some citrus cuttings from my neighbor this morning and found a struggling maple sapling underneath… it’s now a cute little bonsai.
October 17, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Went to pick up some citrus cuttings from my neighbor this morning and found a struggling maple sapling underneath… it’s now a cute little bonsai.
I saw some Hare's foot inkcaps today on my walk this morning 🥰 These are pretty cool mushrooms, super delicate and they “melt” into black ink.
October 16, 2025 at 4:23 PM
I saw some Hare's foot inkcaps today on my walk this morning 🥰 These are pretty cool mushrooms, super delicate and they “melt” into black ink.
Starting the fireplace build for the Hansel and Gretel themed Halloween decorations.
This is a size test. The ball will be my template for building a giant cauldron. Need to build the fireplace around it.
This is going to be a fun project!
This is a size test. The ball will be my template for building a giant cauldron. Need to build the fireplace around it.
This is going to be a fun project!
October 14, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Starting the fireplace build for the Hansel and Gretel themed Halloween decorations.
This is a size test. The ball will be my template for building a giant cauldron. Need to build the fireplace around it.
This is going to be a fun project!
This is a size test. The ball will be my template for building a giant cauldron. Need to build the fireplace around it.
This is going to be a fun project!
New orchid blooms 🥰
October 12, 2025 at 10:37 PM
New orchid blooms 🥰
I need new glasses.
Where’s a good place to get fun designs? I don’t want boring glasses 🤓
Where’s a good place to get fun designs? I don’t want boring glasses 🤓
October 9, 2025 at 4:26 PM
I need new glasses.
Where’s a good place to get fun designs? I don’t want boring glasses 🤓
Where’s a good place to get fun designs? I don’t want boring glasses 🤓