KyleThomas1
@kylethomas1.bsky.social
Husband, brother, father, feminist, U.S. Marine.
Equality is important for the future of us all. If you don’t agree, don’t bother.
Equality is important for the future of us all. If you don’t agree, don’t bother.
You know you’re bougie when you eat your pizza rolls with chop sticks.
January 29, 2025 at 10:58 PM
You know you’re bougie when you eat your pizza rolls with chop sticks.
One week to go until the release of Spellbound! Pre-orders are available! Get it hot off the press!! #booksky📚💙
January 23, 2025 at 4:52 PM
One week to go until the release of Spellbound! Pre-orders are available! Get it hot off the press!! #booksky📚💙
January 19, 2025 at 10:43 PM
It’s a good day when I come home from my job still with my job. The alternative these days is coming home from jail without my job.
January 8, 2025 at 9:36 PM
It’s a good day when I come home from my job still with my job. The alternative these days is coming home from jail without my job.
January 6, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Y’all ever have one of those Sundays where Monday comes through the window like a bowling ball in during a tornado instead of just peeping over the sill like the sad little creeper it typically is?
Me too.
Me too.
January 6, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Y’all ever have one of those Sundays where Monday comes through the window like a bowling ball in during a tornado instead of just peeping over the sill like the sad little creeper it typically is?
Me too.
Me too.
Cover reveal for the new YA novel by @nicolefordthomas.bsky.social #booksky💙📚
January 3, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Cover reveal for the new YA novel by @nicolefordthomas.bsky.social #booksky💙📚
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My newsletter! Http://nicolefordthomas.substack.com
December 30, 2024 at 6:26 PM
My newsletter! Http://nicolefordthomas.substack.com
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Kentucky brothers Bubba and Cletus mistakenly infiltrate a supernatural market to sell their award winning moonshine to unsuspecting vampires. The patrons aren’t prepared for Pike Co. White Lightning. (Moonshine is the opening story to my upcoming collection, Moonlight Market.) #f #fin #shortpit
December 18, 2024 at 10:20 PM
Another gem of wisdom….
Friends are like underwear… the amount of support they give is relative to their quality.
I’ll see my self out.
Friends are like underwear… the amount of support they give is relative to their quality.
I’ll see my self out.
December 12, 2024 at 7:19 PM
Another gem of wisdom….
Friends are like underwear… the amount of support they give is relative to their quality.
I’ll see my self out.
Friends are like underwear… the amount of support they give is relative to their quality.
I’ll see my self out.
You ever have one of those nights where you drank eggnog and then your ass belched the alphabet backwards? …..
Yeah, me neither.
Yeah, me neither.
December 12, 2024 at 12:30 AM
You ever have one of those nights where you drank eggnog and then your ass belched the alphabet backwards? …..
Yeah, me neither.
Yeah, me neither.
It’s Monday morning and before 7:30 a decision I made was challenged. Not a good thing when I wake up spicy. Professionalism maintained, soft skills not so much.
December 9, 2024 at 2:33 PM
It’s Monday morning and before 7:30 a decision I made was challenged. Not a good thing when I wake up spicy. Professionalism maintained, soft skills not so much.
I’m getting better at using this thing called “social media”. I have found some interesting things here and look forward to finding more.
Today is a good day.
Today is a good day.
December 5, 2024 at 2:01 PM
I’m getting better at using this thing called “social media”. I have found some interesting things here and look forward to finding more.
Today is a good day.
Today is a good day.
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I have heard it said that to live a rich life one should learn something new every day. Well I have been informed by my teenager that the Danish word for speed bump is Fartshumper and that the word for speed check is Fartkontrol. That’s two things.
December 5, 2024 at 1:32 AM
I have heard it said that to live a rich life one should learn something new every day. Well I have been informed by my teenager that the Danish word for speed bump is Fartshumper and that the word for speed check is Fartkontrol. That’s two things.
Spending a chill day at the office watching the world go by. Kinda wish every day could be like this.
December 3, 2024 at 2:31 PM
Spending a chill day at the office watching the world go by. Kinda wish every day could be like this.
Starting this by saying: Way to go America.
November 15, 2024 at 9:39 PM
Starting this by saying: Way to go America.