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Watching the Squid Game game on Netflix and it’s like, do they know they don’t actually die? Because some of them… act like they will
November 22, 2025 at 10:13 PM
God damn it is she gonna run
November 22, 2025 at 2:42 AM
I do not know why the little man who lives in my algorithm thinks I want Wicked content
November 21, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Skipped coffee and went to the gym this morning like some sort of psychopath
November 20, 2025 at 3:00 PM
My brother is literally the only person on the planet who does not find Succession funny. “I can’t laugh they’re such horrible people” THATS THE FUNNY PART
November 19, 2025 at 10:15 PM
I was promised cozy. I was promised rain. I was promised a CHILL. And what do I get???? Fucking SWEATING taking the dog for a walk and a sunny day with like 4 clouds in the sky. God damn year round perfect weather.
November 17, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Once again please don’t quote tweet someone you blocked you’re just teasing the rest of us who want to know why everyone’s mad at you.
November 17, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Idk what this means but my husband is determined to get a photo of Juni and Joe Musgrove tomorrow so pray for us 🚣‍♀️🚣‍♀️
One of the reasons why this weekend's storm system is looking so impressive is that the associated airmass will be among the moistest on record for November in SoCal, with record or near-record column water vapor and integrated vapor transport in some areas. #CAwx
November 15, 2025 at 2:02 AM
I’m a real loser and West Wing was my go to sleep show for years and years so it’s a balm to the soul to see Bradley Whitford playing Josh Lyman again, just 1880s Josh Lyman.
November 14, 2025 at 6:09 PM
It is supposed to rain for like four days straight and like a good Californian I am not leaving my house
November 14, 2025 at 4:37 AM
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guy who finally decides today he has enough information to conclude donald trump is a pedophile
November 12, 2025 at 2:41 PM
We’re trying to teach Juno Spanish via YouTube and songs and I would say at this point her Spanish speaking ability and mine are the same 🥴
November 12, 2025 at 3:38 PM
God damn I love not working.
November 11, 2025 at 7:13 PM
It’s kind of crushing to realize you can’t give your baby girl a better life than you had. I’m so sorry. I didn’t know it would be this bad. I should have, but I didn’t want to believe it.
November 10, 2025 at 10:18 PM
What is even the point of everything
November 10, 2025 at 2:30 AM
What is I Ching ?????? Am I dumb? (Yes)
November 8, 2025 at 11:41 PM
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every sunday, from pulpits in megachurches across america, white evangelicals cry out about some imaginary persecution of christianity. but i can’t stop thinking about the pile of rosaries collected by a janitor at a border crossing or the priest turned away at the gates of the detention camp.
November 8, 2025 at 6:39 PM
I love living in a country where we are collecting donations for SNAP and WIC at barre studios because our ghoulish leaders don’t believe in it! That’s so cool!
November 8, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Please shoot me in the fucking head if I ever wake up to stand outside an establishment at 4am for a novelty cup. Like look at yourselves.
November 8, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Are you FUCKING KIDDING ME. WHY. WHY WHY WHY
November 8, 2025 at 5:07 AM
I am 10 lbs from my pre pregnancy weight and 20 lbs from my goal weight and I have 7 weeks until Hawaii. 💪😭
November 7, 2025 at 4:18 PM
The Eric Adams/Ziwe interview is the most embarrassing thing I’ve ever seen. I want to die.
November 7, 2025 at 4:14 AM
I love when people are like “don’t come to my thriving red city” like what red city do people want to move to? Boise?
November 6, 2025 at 1:09 AM
I love when my daughter leans in like she’s going to give me a big wet snotty kissy and instead she rips my earring out of my head. Humbling.
November 5, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Wait how is Van Jones still on tv but the guy who said Charlie Kirk was hateful was fired. It’s ok to make fun of dead Palestinian babies but not criticize a dead bigot? 👍
November 5, 2025 at 3:50 AM