Kylene
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Living in a Taylor Swift song since 2008. Heart is pinstriped. Paychecks issued by Disney. Paychecks also donated straight back to Disney.
Like, I understand in theory how bad the chaos is for America and democracy but also….it’s kinda hard not to be grabbing my popcorn right now. How long before we get a confession…🍿
June 5, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Like, I understand in theory how bad the chaos is for America and democracy but also….it’s kinda hard not to be grabbing my popcorn right now. How long before we get a confession…🍿
My current faith in karma is witnessing the celebration of Scarlett while Blake is going through it.
May 21, 2025 at 12:42 PM
My current faith in karma is witnessing the celebration of Scarlett while Blake is going through it.
I love how Taylor is probably just trying to deal with all the Blake and Justin crap and then the old guy comes in and thinks now is the time to pick a fight about how "hot" she is during a period that she's literally not even trying to promote ANYTHING.
May 16, 2025 at 4:43 PM
I love how Taylor is probably just trying to deal with all the Blake and Justin crap and then the old guy comes in and thinks now is the time to pick a fight about how "hot" she is during a period that she's literally not even trying to promote ANYTHING.
After ten years of feeling ok about going to work every day, all I can think now each morning is…I don’t want to go to work. The Sunday Scaries are back, folks…except now it’s every day.
May 15, 2025 at 10:33 AM
After ten years of feeling ok about going to work every day, all I can think now each morning is…I don’t want to go to work. The Sunday Scaries are back, folks…except now it’s every day.
I am just so tired of saying goodbye to things I love.
May 3, 2025 at 2:55 PM
I am just so tired of saying goodbye to things I love.
I woke up at 3:39a with a sense of unease, even more so than usual. Less than an hour later, I learn the death of Pope Francis. Remarkable life, remarkable legacy, remarkable timing.
April 21, 2025 at 8:49 AM
I woke up at 3:39a with a sense of unease, even more so than usual. Less than an hour later, I learn the death of Pope Francis. Remarkable life, remarkable legacy, remarkable timing.
Of all the dumb things in the news on this timeline, the Blue Origin "crew" going to "space" with Katy Perry and Gayle for like 11 minutes might be the dumbest headline today.
April 14, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Of all the dumb things in the news on this timeline, the Blue Origin "crew" going to "space" with Katy Perry and Gayle for like 11 minutes might be the dumbest headline today.
Why has my instagram timeline reverted to last week? Almost every post is from April 1. This is annoying but also problematic on account of the April Fool’s posts that are now even less funny.
April 9, 2025 at 11:20 AM
Why has my instagram timeline reverted to last week? Almost every post is from April 1. This is annoying but also problematic on account of the April Fool’s posts that are now even less funny.
I have never watched more than a minute of How To Train Your Dragon (can’t do animal movies, even good ones cause I will be in a puddle) but every single dragon at Epic is adorable and perfect and exciting and I will kill for any one of them.
April 6, 2025 at 2:17 PM
I have never watched more than a minute of How To Train Your Dragon (can’t do animal movies, even good ones cause I will be in a puddle) but every single dragon at Epic is adorable and perfect and exciting and I will kill for any one of them.
Why is it so embarrassing that Teams announces to everyone when you join or start a meeting? And why is she joining the meeting 12 minutes early?!
April 2, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Why is it so embarrassing that Teams announces to everyone when you join or start a meeting? And why is she joining the meeting 12 minutes early?!
It’s only Tuesday and I am real close to eating my entire cotton candy grape allotment for the week. What am I going to do and don’t say buy more cause I do not have it in me to go to the store again this week.
Note: had covid last week and still can’t taste anything except grapes and mandarins.
Note: had covid last week and still can’t taste anything except grapes and mandarins.
April 1, 2025 at 11:34 PM
It’s only Tuesday and I am real close to eating my entire cotton candy grape allotment for the week. What am I going to do and don’t say buy more cause I do not have it in me to go to the store again this week.
Note: had covid last week and still can’t taste anything except grapes and mandarins.
Note: had covid last week and still can’t taste anything except grapes and mandarins.
Today a dog looked at me like she could tell I was sad. She held my gaze and I felt like she wanted to comfort me.
Today I also rescued a mouse from a trap, setting her loose in the woods. Her nose was bleeding but she seemed to make her way across the leaves ok.
And both animals made me cry.
Today I also rescued a mouse from a trap, setting her loose in the woods. Her nose was bleeding but she seemed to make her way across the leaves ok.
And both animals made me cry.
April 1, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Today a dog looked at me like she could tell I was sad. She held my gaze and I felt like she wanted to comfort me.
Today I also rescued a mouse from a trap, setting her loose in the woods. Her nose was bleeding but she seemed to make her way across the leaves ok.
And both animals made me cry.
Today I also rescued a mouse from a trap, setting her loose in the woods. Her nose was bleeding but she seemed to make her way across the leaves ok.
And both animals made me cry.
When you wish you were dead and then you get smacked with COVID, it kinda feels like the universe is considering your request.
March 29, 2025 at 12:30 AM
When you wish you were dead and then you get smacked with COVID, it kinda feels like the universe is considering your request.
How do you get back to wanting to wake up every morning when the frame around everything you loved is gone? Every morning I’m reminded again that he broke me, and I just want to go back into a sleep coma. Nothing looks the same anymore. Nothing feels right.
March 28, 2025 at 9:49 AM
How do you get back to wanting to wake up every morning when the frame around everything you loved is gone? Every morning I’m reminded again that he broke me, and I just want to go back into a sleep coma. Nothing looks the same anymore. Nothing feels right.
Watched the Severence finale last night and probably should’ve been in a better headspace to witness the utter heartbreak of watching the person you love morph into someone else entirely.
March 27, 2025 at 11:51 AM
Watched the Severence finale last night and probably should’ve been in a better headspace to witness the utter heartbreak of watching the person you love morph into someone else entirely.
It’s so cute when people wanna brag with “I travel a lot”. I’m sure you do, but I was walking down this same hallway 8 hrs ago looking at both my arrival and departure on the same board, and I’ll be home again in 15 hours. Five planes in 25 hours. I’m very familiar with how the precheck line works.
March 24, 2025 at 9:43 AM
It’s so cute when people wanna brag with “I travel a lot”. I’m sure you do, but I was walking down this same hallway 8 hrs ago looking at both my arrival and departure on the same board, and I’ll be home again in 15 hours. Five planes in 25 hours. I’m very familiar with how the precheck line works.
The thing that really tests my tolerance is being in line with people explaining Disney things with total confidence but using the wrong names.
March 21, 2025 at 12:35 PM
The thing that really tests my tolerance is being in line with people explaining Disney things with total confidence but using the wrong names.
Welp, eye has been bothering me for a bit, super cloudy today, figured it was just acting up from so much travel and long days.
Just peeled a second contact from my eye that’s apparently been chilling in there for a bit, so…I mean, things are going great in my quest to see things more clearly.
Just peeled a second contact from my eye that’s apparently been chilling in there for a bit, so…I mean, things are going great in my quest to see things more clearly.
March 10, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Welp, eye has been bothering me for a bit, super cloudy today, figured it was just acting up from so much travel and long days.
Just peeled a second contact from my eye that’s apparently been chilling in there for a bit, so…I mean, things are going great in my quest to see things more clearly.
Just peeled a second contact from my eye that’s apparently been chilling in there for a bit, so…I mean, things are going great in my quest to see things more clearly.
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Do you think Monday is a little sad now that *every* day feels like the beginning of something awful and grueling?
February 24, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Do you think Monday is a little sad now that *every* day feels like the beginning of something awful and grueling?
Ironically, this week’s gospel is all about the Golden Rule. Do unto others, love thy neighbor, give without expecting to receive and all that.
God’s word is always timely, but especially today. How many of the monsters ruining this country are going to be in church to hear it?
God’s word is always timely, but especially today. How many of the monsters ruining this country are going to be in church to hear it?
February 23, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Ironically, this week’s gospel is all about the Golden Rule. Do unto others, love thy neighbor, give without expecting to receive and all that.
God’s word is always timely, but especially today. How many of the monsters ruining this country are going to be in church to hear it?
God’s word is always timely, but especially today. How many of the monsters ruining this country are going to be in church to hear it?
If I had been present for the Newsies surprise at Epcot tonight, I don’t know that my heart would’ve survived. Watching the joy in Kara’s face, and the boys’ faces, brought tears to my eyes. I will never love a show, movie, or cast more.
February 19, 2025 at 2:13 AM
If I had been present for the Newsies surprise at Epcot tonight, I don’t know that my heart would’ve survived. Watching the joy in Kara’s face, and the boys’ faces, brought tears to my eyes. I will never love a show, movie, or cast more.
Hey, if we’re gonna let the rich nerds seize our government and personal information anyway, could we maybe roll back some of this 2FA that’s supposed to protect me from the dark web? I’m tired of confirming it’s me. And while we’re at it, stop telling me my password is “weak”.
February 4, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Hey, if we’re gonna let the rich nerds seize our government and personal information anyway, could we maybe roll back some of this 2FA that’s supposed to protect me from the dark web? I’m tired of confirming it’s me. And while we’re at it, stop telling me my password is “weak”.
I know no one feels bad for a life of cool experiences traveling to fun places and getting paid enough to afford splurges, but I am so tired and my heart hurts so much.
February 2, 2025 at 2:18 PM
I know no one feels bad for a life of cool experiences traveling to fun places and getting paid enough to afford splurges, but I am so tired and my heart hurts so much.