Kyle
kylemattingly.bsky.social
Kyle
@kylemattingly.bsky.social
I am not a Nazi. Nazis are evil, and I oppose their ideas to the utmost possible degree. This I swear before God, and find easy to swear.
“They’re only suspending habeas corpus for illegals, relax.”

Will turn into

“Well I’m not worried about it, are you afraid you did something wrong?”

Which will turn into
January 29, 2025 at 11:30 PM
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While I didn't order it, I have to admit this hell *is* exquisitely fresh.
January 29, 2025 at 1:59 PM
It’s kinda funny that “is the pope Catholic” is shorthand for an affirmative answer to a very obvious question. Depending on who you’re asking, what year it is, what Pope you’re talking about, and what the definition of Catholic is, that’s actually a question with a lot of potential answers.
January 29, 2025 at 4:53 PM
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"Excuse me?! Did you just call me a Nazi?"
January 21, 2025 at 4:45 AM
It was a Nazi salute. All Nazis belong in unmarked graves.
January 21, 2025 at 11:08 PM
So to sum the week up:

Kendrick: drops a surprise album full of absolute gas and the whole world stops to listen

Drake: “I need to make it very clear: my own label cucked me in my own bed with Kendrick Lamar”
November 25, 2024 at 11:30 PM