ketchup & seemingly Kyle
@kylelauren.bsky.social
3-day Jeopardy! champ // 14,379-day Jeopardy! non-champ and counting // ELEPHANTS ARE PERFECT AND DON’T NEED SKIN CARE // she/her
Only a few more hours to get Sloane back in 1st and through to the semifinals!
jr-ranger.org/2025/sloane-...
jr-ranger.org/2025/sloane-...
Vote for Sloane to win $20,000, learn from Jeff Corwin, and appear in a Ranger Rick magazine!
Sloane Is The Rare Kid Who Actually Prefers Outdoor Time To Screens! She Is Obsessed With Animals (especially Snakes) And LOVES Hiking!
jr-ranger.org
July 10, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Only a few more hours to get Sloane back in 1st and through to the semifinals!
jr-ranger.org/2025/sloane-...
jr-ranger.org/2025/sloane-...
Every time Sloane crawls back up to 1st, the kid in 2nd overtakes her again. We’d LOVE if she made the semi-finals so please vote again today if you haven’t yet!
jr-ranger.org/2025/sloane-...
jr-ranger.org/2025/sloane-...
Vote for Sloane to win $20,000, learn from Jeff Corwin, and appear in a Ranger Rick magazine!
Sloane Is The Rare Kid Who Actually Prefers Outdoor Time To Screens! She Is Obsessed With Animals (especially Snakes) And LOVES Hiking!
jr-ranger.org
July 9, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Every time Sloane crawls back up to 1st, the kid in 2nd overtakes her again. We’d LOVE if she made the semi-finals so please vote again today if you haven’t yet!
jr-ranger.org/2025/sloane-...
jr-ranger.org/2025/sloane-...
My daughter made the Quarterfinals (top 1%) in Jeff Corwin’s Jr Ranger competition - please vote for her to make the semis - it’s free!!
jr-ranger.org/2025/sloane-...
jr-ranger.org/2025/sloane-...
Vote for Sloane to win $20,000, learn from Jeff Corwin, and appear in a Ranger Rick magazine!
Sloane Is The Rare Kid Who Actually Prefers Outdoor Time To Screens! She Is Obsessed With Animals (especially Snakes) And LOVES Hiking!
jr-ranger.org
July 7, 2025 at 3:41 AM
My daughter made the Quarterfinals (top 1%) in Jeff Corwin’s Jr Ranger competition - please vote for her to make the semis - it’s free!!
jr-ranger.org/2025/sloane-...
jr-ranger.org/2025/sloane-...
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Feel like helping a potential Junior Ranger move on to the next part in a contest! Please vote for Sloane. She is @kylelauren.bsky.social's amazing daughter.
Vote for Sloane to win $20,000, learn from Jeff Corwin, and appear in a Ranger Rick magazine!
Sloane Is The Rare Kid Who Actually Prefers Outdoor Time To Screens! She Is Obsessed With Animals (especially Snakes) And LOVES Hiking!
jr-ranger.org
June 26, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Feel like helping a potential Junior Ranger move on to the next part in a contest! Please vote for Sloane. She is @kylelauren.bsky.social's amazing daughter.
In 2025, we can send Katy Perry to space but we can’t successfully organize a video game console preorder drop 👍
April 24, 2025 at 4:17 AM
In 2025, we can send Katy Perry to space but we can’t successfully organize a video game console preorder drop 👍
Me when my 6yo pilots Smuggler’s Run #DisneyWorld
April 15, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Me when my 6yo pilots Smuggler’s Run #DisneyWorld
March reading wrap up! #booklight #booktok
April 3, 2025 at 2:51 AM
March reading wrap up! #booklight #booktok
If you are not appropriately enthusiastic about your item’s value on Antiques Roadshow, it should be confiscated immediately.
February 20, 2025 at 5:39 AM
If you are not appropriately enthusiastic about your item’s value on Antiques Roadshow, it should be confiscated immediately.
Do you have Christmas plans? No? Great, watch me and my smart friends Chris and Matt on #PopCultureJeopardy, thanks!!
December 13, 2024 at 2:15 AM
Do you have Christmas plans? No? Great, watch me and my smart friends Chris and Matt on #PopCultureJeopardy, thanks!!
I could never be a Real Housewife because it requires a commitment to constantly leaving the house and visiting your friends that I just don’t have in me
November 21, 2024 at 6:36 PM
I could never be a Real Housewife because it requires a commitment to constantly leaving the house and visiting your friends that I just don’t have in me
Few things irritate me as much as an SNL audience groaning at a Weekend Update joke that skewers conservatives. There is literally no such thing as going too far when it’s about those absolute jackholes. Get it together, people
November 20, 2024 at 7:53 PM
Few things irritate me as much as an SNL audience groaning at a Weekend Update joke that skewers conservatives. There is literally no such thing as going too far when it’s about those absolute jackholes. Get it together, people
What’s next? Puck for Housing and Urban Development? 🙄
November 19, 2024 at 4:25 AM
What’s next? Puck for Housing and Urban Development? 🙄
As divided as we are as a nation, I’m so glad we can all come together in agreement that Jake Paul deserves to get knocked into next century.
November 16, 2024 at 5:22 AM
As divided as we are as a nation, I’m so glad we can all come together in agreement that Jake Paul deserves to get knocked into next century.
Just got home, is Logan Paul dead yet?
November 16, 2024 at 4:30 AM
Just got home, is Logan Paul dead yet?
New display name just dropped
September 29, 2023 at 1:29 AM
New display name just dropped
Listening to NFL players introduce their favorite Disney songs on SiriusXM Disney Hits this weekend has been so wholesome and precious 🥹
September 24, 2023 at 7:52 PM
Listening to NFL players introduce their favorite Disney songs on SiriusXM Disney Hits this weekend has been so wholesome and precious 🥹
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what if we kissed in the arizona green tea with ginseng and honey miata
August 21, 2023 at 3:25 PM
what if we kissed in the arizona green tea with ginseng and honey miata
Today sucked and Mercury’s not even official retrograde until Wednesday. RUDE.
August 21, 2023 at 11:09 PM
Today sucked and Mercury’s not even official retrograde until Wednesday. RUDE.
What do we call tweets over here? Because I’m going to use my first one to complain that I went to settle in with Red, White, & Royal Blue on Prime and it’s UNAVAILABLE???
August 19, 2023 at 3:44 AM
What do we call tweets over here? Because I’m going to use my first one to complain that I went to settle in with Red, White, & Royal Blue on Prime and it’s UNAVAILABLE???