It very clearly states that it isn't cursed

aww they dressed him up like he's people!

I feel like it depends on my congressional district

We'd be lucky if we got Total Recall.

In the 4 weeks I worked as a McDonald's drive thru attendant, was handed a dollar bill from a woman's bra. It was covered in glitter and had one of those stupid ass trump stamps on it or whatever. I am almost certain this woman was a prostitute. Which pile would that bill go into?

my son (4 as of last October) asks me to share my ice cream with him. Is this Marxism, and should he be tried in court as an adult?

more like Francis WOKE... amiright? hahahaha. just a joke. just for a little laugh. A small one.

I don't know shit about coding, can you rephrase this using smaller words and topics I can relate to (toy cars, sandcastles, etc.)?

I did not realize professional pervert was a title that could be held. This is how the GOP raises funds

Currently, innovation is using more resources to do a job exponentially worse than before

Kumail please come to Cleveland. I'm not going to see you, but I have to walk past a bunch of digital signs on my way to class and I'd prefer if they were all your face

I'm not an Abrams Trek Superfan, but they've "cured death" (or something similar) like half a dozen other times across the franchise. I understand it can be an unsatisfying narrative choice, but that's not an issue with Abrams Trek alone.